Just wish I could punch BOB right in the face

  • Thread starter TheMocoMan
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How you feel about your BOB

  • Love Bob!

    Votes: 15 44.1%
  • Bob needs to be punched.

    Votes: 19 55.9%

  • Total voters
    34
  • Poll closed .
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TheMocoMan
Hey Bob,

This is your end user. See... when I closely monitor you for 5 laps and get a healthy lead I somewhat expect you to hold that lead. Now I don't mind you dropping your little bad temper meter to COOL but you still need to hold the lead.

When you see that piece of 🤬 1970 Chaparral 2D VACUUM CLEANER buzzing behind you it's time to hit that little pedal under your right foot. Yep!!! That's the one!!! That little guy is call the "accelerator" or "gas pedal".

Stop driving like a 16 year old 🤬 who just got his license.

:grumpy:
 
haha i know what you mean i leave bob with the lead go away to find he dropped back to about 3rd place. Its like he gets the lead and then starts cruising almost wanting the rest of the pack to overtake him.
 
Hey Bob,

This is your end user. See... when I closely monitor you for 5 laps and get a healthy lead I somewhat expect you to hold that lead. Now I don't mind you dropping your little bad temper meter to COOL but you still need to hold the lead.

When you see that piece of 🤬 1970 Chaparral 2D VACUUM CLEANER buzzing behind you it's time to hit that little pedal under your right foot. Yep!!! That's the one!!! That little guy is call the "accelerator" or "gas pedal".

Stop driving like a 16 year old 🤬 who just got his license.

:grumpy:

TheMocoMan's Bob
You know I work best when you're giving me instructions, so I don't understand why you go away and leave me? It's your own fault if someone catches me in that situation. I do better when you're there.

And don't ever talk to me like that again. Bobs have feelings too, you know. I quit!
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My Bob's are awesome. They work for free, earn me money, and don't complain about 18 hour work days.
 
Bobs are like kids, the young ones are never any good left alone for long, they need to be closely supervised. (Till they're like 30)
 
Lol. Dude don't ever do a B Spec on a rainy track. If you want punch him now you will want to kill him when you see his incompetent rain driving skills lol. You will coach him a two lap lead in the dry and if it rains you will come back home to a 2 lap or more deficit lol.
 
Be careful if you put Bob in a Ferrari, cos if you say "Sorry the car behind you is faster, do you understand" he just moves over and lets them past.
 
My Bob's just an idiot. He has a cool temper but he hardly acts like he does. His reaction to me giving him a command is terrible, it's as if he pees himself and get nervous and smashes into walls.
 
Initially wanted to sock them in the face, but with the remote b-speccing, they have atoned for their sins, hehehe.
 
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Tonight, I will perform a firing squad, and fire all my Bob's. Any takers? I didn't think so.
 
It's hard to be mad with a group of guys that have pulled in 43+ million credits over the last few weeks without me doing anything. 👍
 
Dunno what you're all complaining about!

Running the grinding widget on my second account right now and my 6 Bobs in the race are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8 in a field of 16.
Friends' Bobs are all about the same level as mine but I've been watching my guys all but wipe the floor with the opposition.
 
I want my bobs to drive like their balls are on fire all the time, because if they don't, their balls will be on fire.

Yes I did want to punch three of my bobs when I woke up and checked on the 24 hour race, 10 hours in 6th place 1lap down.
 
Bob should be hung, drawn and quartered. One of my Bobs decided that while racing on Le Sarthe in a Sambabus that 200km/h is too fast for him and that overtaking a car on a straight is too scary. Apparently braking on a straight 3,000 miles from the corner is a good idea.
 
Be careful if you put Bob in a Ferrari, cos if you say "Sorry the car behind you is faster, do you understand" he just moves over and lets them past.

Lol. I know that. Just saw the race on speed a month or two ago. Lololol that u say that and you remembered. Lol.

Wish I knew how to record all 2011 season on directv. Any idea?.
 
Glovesman
Be careful if you put Bob in a Ferrari, cos if you say "Sorry the car behind you is faster, do you understand" he just moves over and lets them past.

Hahahaha especially don't do this where there are only ferraris racing with. Your level 25 bob will still let them pass.
 
I take it all back. My BOB rules!
Check this out!

trained my BOB to burn through the chicane at 200mph smashing the yellow Lambo and gaining mad air. Is there a way to save the replay? It's epic.

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Bob definitely deserves it for NASCAR championship. But since that was technically last year I have managed to forgiven him.
 
*sigh.

Bob didn't get any fuel with his last pitstop. So the pitcrew needs to be punched as well.
 
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