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- Azle, Texas, USA
- GTP_KinLM
- KinLM
First, I mean no offense to anybody. I'm just genuinely.. Curious.
Right, the Kia Soul. There's a few things I don't get.
First off, the looks. I'm sorry, but it's truly a disgusting looking car. This sorry excuse for design makes me want to vomit. Going by the incredibly large headlights that look like the size of my TV screen, as well as the rest of the front of the car, it looks as though this car (at least in some way) was designed to be aerodynamic.
But then why did they make it into the shape of an ice cube if they wanted aerodynamics? I mean, it looks like the designers said "Right, lets make an aerodynamic economy car!" And then halfway through said "Screw aerodynamics, lets make it have one of the worst possible aerodynamic shapes possible." It makes the whole design look slightly confused.
If they went for a full box theme (such as a Scion xB, which by the way I also find pretty ugly) at least it would make sense. But it seems like the car was made by two different designers or something.
Then we have the performance. 140 HP on the base model, 165 on the high-end 2.0L engine. I can't see this being a petrolhead's car.
We also get to the fuel mileage. The highest estimate of any kind I saw anywhere was about 30 MPG. If you're going to buy this for gas mileage, what's the point? 30 MPG is the best-case-scenario mileage. You know what else can get that mileage? A McLaren MP4-12C. Once again, I just don't get the point. If these estimates are wrong then please correct me, but I believe that these are fairly accurate.
Then we have practicality. That horridly ugly shape means that there is space inside for people. But similar cars have much better cargo space. For instance, other somewhat similar cars (such as a PT Cruiser) have seats which you can take out to give you huge space in the back. The Soul doesn't have this. And I know that many cars don't, yes. But this seems like something they could've incorporated to really help. However, I'm not going to be totally irrational. This area I would definitely rate "good" for this car.
Unfortunately, then there's the price. The base model is in the $13,000 range. But you really get so little for this price, I don't get the point. Prices go all the way up past $20,000. I'm sorry, but my parents just bought a 2012 Ford Mustang Premium for $20,000. Unlike the Kia, a Mustang won't go out of style. Unlike the Kia, it will get you where you're going in a hurry if you need it. Unlike the Kia, the Mustang won't make most people vomit at it's shape.
Ignoring Mustangs in specific, I don't see the point. If you want a base model, there's really hardly anything to like, ignoring the fact that I saw a Scion tC for $3000 less a few days ago, as well as a very low mileage and nearly brand new Honda Fit for even less, both of which seem like better buys. And the high range models seem to be a little on the pricey side for what they're offering.
And then we get to something slightly off topic. A bunch of rats jumping around jamming out to rap and dancing. I don't get the ad campaign, it seems like they had a 5 year old come up with the ideas for the ad. But that's not really important here.
So here's my summary; It doesn't work as a performance car due to it's soft suspension and lack of power. It doesn't work as a great gas mileage car because the back half cuts an enormous hole in the air. It doesn't work as a pretty car because even though the front (which isn't without flaws) at least has some nice little touches and hints of aerodynamics, the back completely burns your eyes. It doesn't work as an ugly car because if I wanted to drive a box, I'd buy an xB or Cube or something which has a constant theme throughout its design. It doesn't make sense as a cheap car simply because there's other cheap cars on the market (especially low mileage used cars) which seem like much better value. And it doesn't work as a cool car because you have to suffer the ridicule of your friends when you tell them you own a Korean Box called the Kia Soul.
Yet, I see so so many of these things! There must be something there that I don't see. So, now, to you. Please prove me wrong and try and help me realize why there's appeal for this car.
Right, the Kia Soul. There's a few things I don't get.
First off, the looks. I'm sorry, but it's truly a disgusting looking car. This sorry excuse for design makes me want to vomit. Going by the incredibly large headlights that look like the size of my TV screen, as well as the rest of the front of the car, it looks as though this car (at least in some way) was designed to be aerodynamic.
But then why did they make it into the shape of an ice cube if they wanted aerodynamics? I mean, it looks like the designers said "Right, lets make an aerodynamic economy car!" And then halfway through said "Screw aerodynamics, lets make it have one of the worst possible aerodynamic shapes possible." It makes the whole design look slightly confused.
If they went for a full box theme (such as a Scion xB, which by the way I also find pretty ugly) at least it would make sense. But it seems like the car was made by two different designers or something.
Then we have the performance. 140 HP on the base model, 165 on the high-end 2.0L engine. I can't see this being a petrolhead's car.
We also get to the fuel mileage. The highest estimate of any kind I saw anywhere was about 30 MPG. If you're going to buy this for gas mileage, what's the point? 30 MPG is the best-case-scenario mileage. You know what else can get that mileage? A McLaren MP4-12C. Once again, I just don't get the point. If these estimates are wrong then please correct me, but I believe that these are fairly accurate.
Then we have practicality. That horridly ugly shape means that there is space inside for people. But similar cars have much better cargo space. For instance, other somewhat similar cars (such as a PT Cruiser) have seats which you can take out to give you huge space in the back. The Soul doesn't have this. And I know that many cars don't, yes. But this seems like something they could've incorporated to really help. However, I'm not going to be totally irrational. This area I would definitely rate "good" for this car.
Unfortunately, then there's the price. The base model is in the $13,000 range. But you really get so little for this price, I don't get the point. Prices go all the way up past $20,000. I'm sorry, but my parents just bought a 2012 Ford Mustang Premium for $20,000. Unlike the Kia, a Mustang won't go out of style. Unlike the Kia, it will get you where you're going in a hurry if you need it. Unlike the Kia, the Mustang won't make most people vomit at it's shape.
Ignoring Mustangs in specific, I don't see the point. If you want a base model, there's really hardly anything to like, ignoring the fact that I saw a Scion tC for $3000 less a few days ago, as well as a very low mileage and nearly brand new Honda Fit for even less, both of which seem like better buys. And the high range models seem to be a little on the pricey side for what they're offering.
And then we get to something slightly off topic. A bunch of rats jumping around jamming out to rap and dancing. I don't get the ad campaign, it seems like they had a 5 year old come up with the ideas for the ad. But that's not really important here.
So here's my summary; It doesn't work as a performance car due to it's soft suspension and lack of power. It doesn't work as a great gas mileage car because the back half cuts an enormous hole in the air. It doesn't work as a pretty car because even though the front (which isn't without flaws) at least has some nice little touches and hints of aerodynamics, the back completely burns your eyes. It doesn't work as an ugly car because if I wanted to drive a box, I'd buy an xB or Cube or something which has a constant theme throughout its design. It doesn't make sense as a cheap car simply because there's other cheap cars on the market (especially low mileage used cars) which seem like much better value. And it doesn't work as a cool car because you have to suffer the ridicule of your friends when you tell them you own a Korean Box called the Kia Soul.
Yet, I see so so many of these things! There must be something there that I don't see. So, now, to you. Please prove me wrong and try and help me realize why there's appeal for this car.