Killer Dolphins - On the Loose?

[s0nny80y]

Killer dolphins lost after Katrina hit:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2005/09/26/armed-dolphins-trained-to_n_7887.html


Just the acknowledgement that the military has man-killing dolphins is freakin'...words can't describe.

 

[Grand Prix]

Bender: Who wants DOLPHIN?

Everyone: *gasp!*

Leela: But dolphins are intelligent!

Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on lottery tickets.

Everyone: Ah, fair enough.

 

[Solid Lifters]

They featured them on the show Mail Call. Pretty cool stuff. Why did they give them guns before the storm hit? This story is reeking of bullshot.

 

[Omnis]

I have a feeling the Huffington Post is a satire site. It was founded on may 5th or some crap. go figure.

Anyway, why's this in the opinions forum? My opinion is that, unless Killer Dolphins on the loose means the Miami Dolphins kicking ass, this topic is done.

 

[a6m5]

I didn't know it was factual, but I've been hearing about the military trained dolphins since the late 80's or early 90's. I wonder if they really capable of shooting though. Leave it to the military to use a friendly mammal like the dolphins to kill I guess.

 

[Blackbird.]

"Do you mean I have fricken sharks *dolphins* with fricken lasers attached to their fricken heads!?"

 

[a6m5]

"Do you mean I have fricken sharks *dolphins* with fricken lasers attached to their fricken heads!?"

Actually, this thread reminded me of a movie called "Deep Blue Sea". I love that movie.......

 

[Omnis]

"Do you mean I have fricken sharks *dolphins* with fricken lasers attached to their fricken heads!?"

Hahahaha.


What's next? Barbobots?

 

[Blake]

"Do you mean I have fricken sharks *dolphins* with fricken lasers attached to their fricken heads!?"

Where's miniβ?

Blake

 

[Blackbird.]

He's in my baby backpack.

 

[Solid Fro]

I have a feeling the Huffington Post is a satire site. It was founded on may 5th or some crap. go figure.

Yeah, Arianna Huffington (Arnold's Liberal opponent in the California governor recall) has her own blog. It is on the far left edge and promotes delusional Anti-Americanism and Anti-Semitism. Not the best place to get factual news articles.

Killer dolphins? Sweet.

 

[Solid Lifters]

I didn't know it was factual, but I've been hearing about the military trained dolphins since the late 80's or early 90's. I wonder if they really capable of shooting though. Leave it to the military to use a friendly mammal like the dolphins to kill I guess.

Yes, they can shoot a gun, plant bombs and even use this leg locking device that captures divers.

In the Naval shipyards of San Diego, here in SoCal, sea lions are always on patrol with a leg clamp. This is not a joke. They really do have sea lions on patrols.

 

[Zardoz]

...In the Naval shipyards of San Diego, here in SoCal, sea lions are always on patrol with a leg clamp. This is not a joke. They really do have sea lions on patrols.

Sure. Think of them as seagoing guard dogs.

 

[vladimir]

Yeah, Arianna Huffington (Arnold's Liberal opponent in the California governor recall) has her own blog. It is on the far left edge and promotes delusional Anti-Americanism and Anti-Semitism. Not the best place to get factual news articles.

Killer dolphins? Sweet.

...and not to forget the observer, which is european and therefore has to be anti-american, anti-semitism, pro-saddam, pro-alquaeda like everything european and they only publish lies for us europeans who have all completely lost their sense for reality, to make us follow our dictator-leaders into all kinds of horrible things like peace, welfare and liberty...not to forget anti-gun laws so that we can't defend ourselves against the tyranny....oh my god are we miserable fools, but thanks to our total lack of killer dolphins and nukes to protect our country we're going to be invaded by bad-ass-muslim-killer-terrorists right tommorrow and die anyway.

 

[Solid Fro]

I'm not disputing the article, vladimir, it is a factual event. My point was that Huffington will spin the story as cruelty towards animals, wasting tax payer's money, mismanagement of the military, etc., which are all false.

 

[Max Powers]

...And attack dolphins aren't a complete waste of taxpayer dollars?

 

[Solid Fro]

I suppose police dogs are a waste too.

 

[ledhed]

...and not to forget the observer, which is european and therefore has to be anti-american, anti-semitism, pro-saddam, pro-alquaeda like everything european and they only publish lies for us europeans who have all completely lost their sense for reality, to make us follow our dictator-leaders into all kinds of horrible things like peace, welfare and liberty...not to forget anti-gun laws so that we can't defend ourselves against the tyranny....oh my god are we miserable fools, but thanks to our total lack of killer dolphins and nukes to protect our country we're going to be invaded by bad-ass-muslim-killer-terrorists right tommorrow and die anyway.

Lucky you ! When you grow up maybe they will let you play with the Dolphins and the real toys like baby nukes that only target babys and nuns ! 👍

 

[s0nny80y]

I suppose police dogs are a waste too.

And the last time you heard of a criminal takedown by...dolphin ???

 

[Solid Lifters]

And the last time you heard of a criminal takedown by...dolphin ???

I don't think we're supposed to. So what if they haven't caught a diver? That's like saying one should get rid of their guns for self defense if they havne't ever shot somebody.

 

[Danny]

It's really the AK47-toting Great Tits that people should be wary of.