Marty Chonks

[Shannon]

In GTA3, there are hidden phone missions in Portland. Head over to Joey's garage during the day and you'll here a phone ringing. Cross the road to Bitchin' Dog Foods and you can answer the phone. You'll get 4 missions from the owner of Bitchin' Dog Foods, Marty Chonks. The missions don't pay all that well, but they are piss easy.

 

[1X83Z]

Have you got a point?

 

[CrackHoor]

Originally posted by M5Power
Have you got a point?

ouch, that was cooooold-blooded...

 

[RVDNuT374]

If you somehow manage to fail his missions, i advise to take the controller and whack yourself in the face.

 

[Vasco]

I failed the one where you have to put the car in the river, because i fell in with it

 

[Shannon]

Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
I failed the one where you have to put the car in the river, because i fell in with it

I rammed it in with a semi. I failed the first one because I decided to take a shortcut to the crane by going down the rocky hill. Rolled it and failed.

 

[Vasco]

I don't think i'll be hitting myself with the controller anytime soon. Although once it did fall on my foot.

 

[Shannon]

<insert blank space here>

 

[Vasco]

Can you at least put content into your posts? Keep that for Colour Blue.

 

[Shannon]

I couldn't think of a constructive reply to that...

 

[Vasco]

You never hit yourself with a controller before? Wow.

 

[Shannon]

Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
You never hit yourself with a controller before? Wow.

I have never hit myself intentionally with a controller before, no. I have dropped a keyboard on my foot though.

 

[Vasco]

Oh ok. I have thrown a black dualshock 2 controller in frustration once though, while yelling obscenities at the screen. The game was Cricket 2002.

Let's get back on topic. So, have you done all of his missions yet?

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
while yelling obscenities at the screen.

Thats something I do very commonly to any game whether it be a pc game or console game.

 

[Vasco]

I forgot which game it was. I'm pretty sure it was on a long race in Burnout...or it could've been GT3. But i was very very mad That black dualshock happens to have a stuffed up "x" button, so i had to buy a new red one.

 

[Viper_Maniac]

I had that happen with a controller for my psx not to long after i got it. I ended up having to buy a new one cuz the x button didnt want to stop being pushed down. It was a pain tryin to play racing games. I ended up in the wall many times til i got that new controller.

 

[Vasco]

I reckon they should have a replaceable "x" button for the controller

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Yes they should.

 

[Shannon]

Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
Oh ok. I have thrown a black dualshock 2 controller in frustration once though, while yelling obscenities at the screen. The game was Cricket 2002.

Let's get back on topic. So, have you done all of his missions yet?

Yes I have. I'm up to Salvatore's Last Requests. Still got the PS2 running at the mo'.

 

[Vasco]

Ahh. Easy peasy mission innit?

 

[Shannon]

What mission? Just finished 2 of Rays missons and all of Asuka's first lot of missions. I'm working on doing all the rampages, collecting all the hidden packages and doing the Unique Stunt jumps in Staunton before those damn Jamaicans hate me.