Mod "how-to"
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Pako
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I thought he was joking, thus the reason for it being in the Comedy forum... I mean, the comedy subforum is in a pretty deep corner of the planet after all.. Please let me know Jazza if your NOT joking and I'll gladly move this thread. ;-)But to answer your question:
http://forums.gtplanet.net/misc.php?s=&action=faq&page=3#mods
Also, I was not a friend of Jordans prior to joining this community. I was just looking for GT3 info and was sucked in... I've accepted my fate to be forever stuck here, but I can live with that.. ;-)
SandStorm
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Dead serious mate!!Originally posted by Pako
But to answer your question:
http://forums.gtplanet.net/misc.php?s=&action=faq&page=3#mods
Also, I was not a friend of Jordans prior to joining this community. I was just looking for GT3 info and was sucked in... I've accepted my fate to be forever stuck here, but I can live with that.. ;-)
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Well first Jordan sends you a PM that says
"I like the cut of your Jib soldier" and then you leave for a week down to Mississippi for rigorous training. The Process entails:
Your head will be shaved, and you will be issues a white shirt, and khakki pants.
You will hike 10 miles each morning with compaq Presario on your back (monitor included), and at the end of each day you must plug it in and show that it works.
You will recieve regular beating with bars of soap wrapped in towels during the night until you learn to "play well with others"
You will learn proper use of the mouse wheel, and back button while Jordan stands over you with a piece of Bamboo, and every time you make a mistake he will hit you with a crushing blow across the knuckles.
N e iNCliNaTioNs 2 tYpe LIkE dIS WilL MeEt sWIfT PuNishMEnT.
You will finish everthing on your plate, or all the other mods in training will put thier scraps on your tray until everything is finished, chewed gristle and all.
You will keep your fingers on the home keys when typing, or suffer then same fate as those with poor mous control.
You will learn order, disciple, and respect.
and after 36 weeks, you are brought before Jordan in his throne room, and kneel before him. He draws his sword, and utters: "I dub thee... Sir Jazza" and you are a mod. If however he does not believe in your abilities, you are beheaded. Your body is drawn and quartered and fed to the Hogs. Your head is placed atop a pike outside his house for all to see and laugh. Your avatars will be donated to www.sewagetreatment.net/forums.
Good luck.
"I like the cut of your Jib soldier" and then you leave for a week down to Mississippi for rigorous training. The Process entails:
Your head will be shaved, and you will be issues a white shirt, and khakki pants.
You will hike 10 miles each morning with compaq Presario on your back (monitor included), and at the end of each day you must plug it in and show that it works.
You will recieve regular beating with bars of soap wrapped in towels during the night until you learn to "play well with others"
You will learn proper use of the mouse wheel, and back button while Jordan stands over you with a piece of Bamboo, and every time you make a mistake he will hit you with a crushing blow across the knuckles.
N e iNCliNaTioNs 2 tYpe LIkE dIS WilL MeEt sWIfT PuNishMEnT.
You will finish everthing on your plate, or all the other mods in training will put thier scraps on your tray until everything is finished, chewed gristle and all.
You will keep your fingers on the home keys when typing, or suffer then same fate as those with poor mous control.
You will learn order, disciple, and respect.
and after 36 weeks, you are brought before Jordan in his throne room, and kneel before him. He draws his sword, and utters: "I dub thee... Sir Jazza" and you are a mod. If however he does not believe in your abilities, you are beheaded. Your body is drawn and quartered and fed to the Hogs. Your head is placed atop a pike outside his house for all to see and laugh. Your avatars will be donated to www.sewagetreatment.net/forums.
Good luck.
Pako
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Originally posted by Tom McDonnell
Well first Jordan sends you a PM that says
"I like the cut of your Jib soldier" and then you leave for a week down to Mississippi for rigorous training. The Process entails:
Your head will be shaved, and you will be issues a white shirt, and khakki pants.
You will hike 10 miles each morning with compaq Presario on your back (monitor included), and at the end of each day you must plug it in and show that it works.
You will recieve regular beating with bars of soap wrapped in towels during the night until you learn to "play well with others"
You will learn proper use of the mouse wheel, and back button while Jordan stands over you with a piece of Bamboo, and every time you make a mistake he will hit you with a crushing blow across the knuckles.
N e iNCliNaTioNs 2 tYpe LIkE dIS WilL MeEt sWIfT PuNishMEnT.
You will finish everthing on your plate, or all the other mods in training will put thier scraps on your tray until everything is finished, chewed gristle and all.
You will keep your fingers on the home keys when typing, or suffer then same fate as those with poor mous control.
You will learn order, disciple, and respect.
and after 36 weeks, you are brought before Jordan in his throne room, and kneel before him. He draws his sword, and utters: "I dub thee... Sir Jazza" and you are a mod. If however he does not believe in your abilities, you are beheaded. Your body is drawn and quartered and fed to the Hogs. Your head is placed atop a pike outside his house for all to see and laugh. Your avatars will be donated to www.sewagetreatment.net/forums.
Good luck.
OMG!!! It hurts, STOP!!!STOP!!!STOP!!! BTW - That's how it is to... Josh and Tazz can contest to that!
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Originally posted by Tom McDonnell
Well first Jordan sends you a PM that says
"I like the cut of your Jib soldier" and then you leave for a week down to Mississippi for rigorous training. The Process entails:
Your head will be shaved, and you will be issues a white shirt, and khakki pants.
You will hike 10 miles each morning with compaq Presario on your back (monitor included), and at the end of each day you must plug it in and show that it works.
You will recieve regular beating with bars of soap wrapped in towels during the night until you learn to "play well with others"
You will learn proper use of the mouse wheel, and back button while Jordan stands over you with a piece of Bamboo, and every time you make a mistake he will hit you with a crushing blow across the knuckles.
N e iNCliNaTioNs 2 tYpe LIkE dIS WilL MeEt sWIfT PuNishMEnT.
You will finish everthing on your plate, or all the other mods in training will put thier scraps on your tray until everything is finished, chewed gristle and all.
You will keep your fingers on the home keys when typing, or suffer then same fate as those with poor mous control.
You will learn order, disciple, and respect.
and after 36 weeks, you are brought before Jordan in his throne room, and kneel before him. He draws his sword, and utters: "I dub thee... Sir Jazza" and you are a mod. If however he does not believe in your abilities, you are beheaded. Your body is drawn and quartered and fed to the Hogs. Your head is placed atop a pike outside his house for all to see and laugh. Your avatars will be donated to www.sewagetreatment.net/forums.
Good luck.
SandStorm
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Now that's just BULL****!!!!!!!!! But it was funny anyway. Thx for a laugh!!Originally posted by Tom McDonnell
Well first Jordan sends you a PM that says
"I like the cut of your Jib soldier" and then you leave for a week down to Mississippi for rigorous training. The Process entails:
Your head will be shaved, and you will be issues a white shirt, and khakki pants.
You will hike 10 miles each morning with compaq Presario on your back (monitor included), and at the end of each day you must plug it in and show that it works.
You will recieve regular beating with bars of soap wrapped in towels during the night until you learn to "play well with others"
You will learn proper use of the mouse wheel, and back button while Jordan stands over you with a piece of Bamboo, and every time you make a mistake he will hit you with a crushing blow across the knuckles.
N e iNCliNaTioNs 2 tYpe LIkE dIS WilL MeEt sWIfT PuNishMEnT.
You will finish everthing on your plate, or all the other mods in training will put thier scraps on your tray until everything is finished, chewed gristle and all.
You will keep your fingers on the home keys when typing, or suffer then same fate as those with poor mous control.
You will learn order, disciple, and respect.
and after 36 weeks, you are brought before Jordan in his throne room, and kneel before him. He draws his sword, and utters: "I dub thee... Sir Jazza" and you are a mod. If however he does not believe in your abilities, you are beheaded. Your body is drawn and quartered and fed to the Hogs. Your head is placed atop a pike outside his house for all to see and laugh. Your avatars will be donated to www.sewagetreatment.net/forums.
Good luck.
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Originally posted by Jordan
Actually, he's not that far off...I just don't always use Presarios.
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don't forget the servers. you have to lug those round a 30 mile hill.
