Movie Quotes with a twist

[TB]

I'm new to this site, so maybe this has been done before. If so, then I apologize. My thought is the first person (me) submits a movie quote then the next person has to say what movie it is from and sends the next quote.

Not that you need it but if I said "You can't handle the truth", you would say 'A Few Good Men' and send the next quote.

Since this is my first new thread, I won't be too upset it it crashes and burns, but lets think positive. That and it gives me something to do at work which is the important thing. Also, please try to make the quotes from mainstream movies.

My quote is:

"Nobody's sayin' you can't own a gun. Nobody's sayin' you can't even carry a gun. All we're sayin' is you can't carry a gun in town. That ain't so bad, is it?"

 

[Solid Lifters]

Tombstone.

"I believe the 'pyramidal tracks' are a urban housing developement just outside of Cairo."

 

[Der Alta]

Name the Movie.

But considering it's age, I'll let it slide.

European vacation

How about "Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all."

AO

 

[TB]

Army of Darkness

"It went straight for the warhead, and they think it's cute!"

 

[Der Alta]

Took me a moment, but "The Abyss"

"Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-*****es"

Sorry, had to get that shot in on Gil.

AO

 

[TB]

The Outlaw Josey Wales.

"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. "

 

[Danoff]

"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. "

Braveheart


"What devil or witch was ever so great as the killer whose blood flows in these veins?"

 

[TB]

Dracula

"Dave, my mind is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!"

 

[Anderton Prime]

Dracula

"Dave, my mind is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!"

2001: A Space Odyssey.

"Chinese standoff, Jack. Don't make a sound!"

 

[TB]

2001: A Space Odyssey.

"Chinese standoff, Jack. Don't make a sound!"

Big Trouble in Little China

Ted, send over a bucket of ice with a bottle of champagne. Have the card read, "Tough luck, use the bucket to ice down your marbles, get drunk on me, signed Z."

 

[Bahbo]

TOMMY BOY!

"Sit down and shut up you big bald ****."

 

[Solid Lifters]

TOMMY BOY!

"Sit down and shut up you big bald ****."

Snatch.

"If you shoot me with that gun, then some of those humanitarian awards on your wall will have to come down."

 

[TB]

Snatch.

"If you shoot me with that gun, then some of those humanitarian awards on your wall will have to come down."

Fletch? Hope so.

"No thank you, fish make love in it."

 

[Firebird]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


"You guys like Italian?"
"No."
"Yes!"
"No."
"Yes!"
"No."
"Yes! I love Italian. And so do you.
"Yes."

 

[HUDSONJONES]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


"You guys like Italian?"
"No."
"Yes!"
"No."
"Yes!"
"No."
"Yes! I love Italian. And so do you.
"Yes."

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home


There are bigger things happening here then me and you

 

[Anderton Prime]

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home


There are bigger things happening here then me and you

Spider-Man 2!!

"If you fought Sato, do you think your father would have been referee?"

"No. No referee."

"Then how do you know who wins?"

"Whoever's dead doesn't."

 

[Firebird]

The Karate Kid Part II.


"Stop! Stop in Chinese, mother****er! Halt!"

 

[Anderton Prime]

The Karate Kid Part II.


"Stop! Stop in Chinese, mother****er! Halt!"

Sounds like Rush Hour, but I'm not 100% sure...

 

[87chevy]

^^ yeah sounds like Rush Hour.



"your one ugly mother ****er"

 

[Flerbizky]

Predator..

"I could've been a rock singer, if only I hadn't been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean "Puff the Magic Dragon," but only in the nude. Even longer story"

 

[HUDSONJONES]

Predator..

"I could've been a rock singer, if only I hadn't been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean "Puff the Magic Dragon," but only in the nude. Even longer story"

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane- a bit obscure, but hey nice one



Will you hand me a towel, tulip?

 

[Flerbizky]

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane- a bit obscure, but hey nice one



Will you hand me a towel, tulip?

Pulp Fiction
(Funny - Both my answers are guys named Butch....)

'Cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly...

 

[HUDSONJONES]

Pulp Fiction
(Funny - Both my answers are guys named Butch....)

'Cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly...

Aliens (one of my all time fave films!!)


Don't threaten me Al! You're out of shape, I'll kick your arse.

 

[Firebird]

Sounds like Rush Hour, but I'm not 100% sure...

Lethal Weapon 4, but you're close enough. Chris Rock, while chasing the waiter from Uncle Benny's restaurant, yells a variety of synonyms of 'stop'. It is an action scene, so it's hard to pick it out of the ambient noise.

 

[Firebird]

Don't threaten me Al! You're out of shape, I'll kick your arse.

Weird Science


"Neil Patrick Harris stole my car."
"NPH would never do that!"

(It's a new movie)

 

[Der Alta]

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.


One Conversation.
"What are you doing here?"

"Keeping a promise I made years ago."

"Was that the promise you made to kill me or the promise you made to have both my legs broke?"

AO

 

[Firebird]

Space Cowboys


"Well, I've been chasing more cars lately, and, uh, when I try and lick my balls I keep falling off the couch."

 

[Gil]

Took me a moment, but "The Abyss"

"Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-*****es"

Sorry, had to get that shot in on Gil.

AO

And me unable to do a "road agent" flip with my Patterson-Colts.

Oh for the last one "Life as a dog" ?(Prolly wrong)

How about these two lines?
"There she is the love of your life!"

"Oh how I hate her."

 

[Der Alta]

"Well, I've been chasing more cars lately, and, uh, when I try and lick my balls I keep falling off the couch."

Lethal Weapon Three.

Nice try Gil.

Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic LAND MASS.

And easy one as it's one of my favorites.

AO

 

[Flerbizky]

Lethal Weapon Three.

Nice try Gil.

Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic LAND MASS.

And easy one as it's one of my favorites.

AO

The Princess Bride....

He: You look good in a dress.
She: You would have looked better.