My bob did somthing amazing

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At Laguna track, starting of the race i told him to over take because he have a faster car, and he went all the way into the pit lane(exit part), at first my jaw droped cause i thought he was gonna pit, then realize that was the exit part of the lane and he use all of the lane to cut everyone off into the first corner, it was beautiful and totally illegal, i never even thought of doing that myself in A spec. haha he made me proud.
But he still freaking suck in toyota 7 at monaco.
 
anyone else have something to share about ur proud moment of bob?
kind of sick of hearing all the negatives about bob.
 
Bob once ran over a kitten, Bob was sad for a long time, then one day... Bob found a new kitten. Bob rushed out to setup a slalom course around the kitten, Bob was determined not to kill this one. Bob hopped in the X2010 and threw the ignition, the car screeched off the line hurdling towards the slalom. The kitten, terrified out of its little mind made a mad dash for it, before Bob could react he had killed another kitten. Bob was sad, Bob had killed too many kittens, so that day Bob decided to kill himself. I'm proud of Bob, not many people take running over a kitten that serious, but he did. You made me proud Bob.
 
At Laguna track, starting of the race i told him to over take because he have a faster car, and he went all the way into the pit lane(exit part), at first my jaw droped cause i thought he was gonna pit, then realize that was the exit part of the lane and he use all of the lane to cut everyone off into the first corner, it was beautiful and totally illegal, i never even thought of doing that myself in A spec. haha he made me proud.
But he still freaking suck in toyota 7 at monaco.

I tried entering the exit of the pit lane before...it just puts you back and facing the right direction...it doesn't work.
 
Bob once ran over a kitten, Bob was sad for a long time, then one day... Bob found a new kitten. Bob rushed out to setup a slalom course around the kitten, Bob was determined not to kill this one. Bob hopped in the X2010 and threw the ignition, the car screeched off the line hurdling towards the slalom. The kitten, terrified out of its little mind made a mad dash for it, before Bob could react he had killed another kitten. Bob was sad, Bob had killed too many kittens, so that day Bob decided to kill himself. I'm proud of Bob, not many people take running over a kitten that serious, but he did. You made me proud Bob.

Some say he uses kittens for cones on the slalom course, and that he should probably take some lessons with the Stig.
All we know is, he's called the Bob.

:D


Back o.t. - mine seemed to turn into a human being somewhere around level 38, I actually see him doing impressive stuff from time to time.
 
Actually they do. I had one of my Bob's do the exact same thing as the Bob in the OP.
Was quite pleasantly surprised when it happened.
 
I forget which track it was, it's the one that has a left turn followed by an almost immediate right turn and a little hill about two car lenghts in between. It's one of the ones you race in a truck. At least thats the one I think my Bob did the following...

Immediately after the start, he went over to a pit type lane that was seperated from all the other cars and came back out before the first turn i 2nd place. Way to go Bob!
 
At Laguna track, starting of the race i told him to over take because he have a faster car, and he went all the way into the pit lane(exit part), at first my jaw droped cause i thought he was gonna pit, then realize that was the exit part of the lane and he use all of the lane to cut everyone off into the first corner, it was beautiful and totally illegal, i never even thought of doing that myself in A spec. haha he made me proud.
But he still freaking suck in toyota 7 at monaco.

Did it look something like this pass (at ~4:40 into the video):

 
I forget which track it was, it's the one that has a left turn followed by an almost immediate right turn and a little hill about two car lenghts in between. It's one of the ones you race in a truck. At least thats the one I think my Bob did the following...

Immediately after the start, he went over to a pit type lane that was seperated from all the other cars and came back out before the first turn i 2nd place. Way to go Bob!

Thats the Laguna track or mazada raceway, i was talking about:)
 
Yep. Bob won by 0.000 seconds. I have a phone camera shot of it. It got me the trophy for the super close win, but on the screen it's 0.000 seconds!👍
 
Well, I don't know if this counts, but my Bob, as you guys put it, pulled off what seemed to be a human-only manuever. The course: Cape Ring. The series: DTM series (Deutch whatever). The car: the Audi ABT TT-R Touring car. The manuever: Between turns 8 an 9, he had gotten himself boxed in by 3 other cars before turn 8. However, he managed to escape by taking a later apex in turn 9 and taken 1st place from 4th in a single turn manuever. After that, no problems during the remainder of the race.

Although the ABT is one of the best vehicles to use here, all the other drivers performed well until later in the race, where everyone but my driver dropped to a slower, steady pace.

Correct me please if I mispelled manuever.
 
At Laguna track, starting of the race i told him to over take because he have a faster car, and he went all the way into the pit lane(exit part), at first my jaw droped cause i thought he was gonna pit, then realize that was the exit part of the lane and he use all of the lane to cut everyone off into the first corner, it was beautiful and totally illegal, i never even thought of doing that myself in A spec. haha he made me proud.
But he still freaking suck in toyota 7 at monaco.

My Bob just did this 3 minutes ago, funny thing is it was in an automated race so there was no input on my behalf, he was doing the Muscle Car event in Laguna Seca.
 
You wanna good laugh? Listen to this....

When I started to begin my b-spec mode, I used a AE86 Tureno with a few mods to outperform the opponets. We went to the sunday cup for the run and when I told him to pass two slower cars on the autumn ring's first corner which is easy to pass, but instead of passing, he TOTALLY DRIFTED through the corners Tokyo Drift style and spinning around like he's drunk :crazy:, and trying to get around every1 with a "nice" drift.... into the grass in the final last corners!:ouch: :grumpy:

I told him to watch Tokyo Drift and play Need For Speed later and when racing with me to make money,eventaully he got it:dunce:, and we won a few events though. :D LOL!!!
 
My bob was brave enough to take the whole of the cape ring circle flat out in my X2010.
He also dummied someone which I am proud of.
 
Apollo87
My Bob just did this 3 minutes ago, funny thing is it was in an automated race so there was no input on my behalf, he was doing the Muscle Car event in Laguna Seca.

Had this exact situation last night when he was driving a Cobra. As he came over the rise towards the first corner he suddenly went left passed the cones. I thought WTF here we go, he's gonna slide right across the sand into the rest of the field and it's going to be messy. But no, he brakes uses the pit exit and comes back onto the track like a bob on fire. 2 second lead all within 30 seconds of the start. With clean air he just took off and left the other 15 cars. The first and only piece of genius I've seen bob manage to accomplish!
 
i was kinda hoping the sentence would end something like "my bob did something amazing today........took a shotgun and blew his ****ing brains out in the cockpit of my HDAP"

can you imagine my disappointment?
 
I was just doing the "like the wind" at Indy using bob in a Toyota Minolta. He was in 1st in a group of 4 and they came up to lap the Gillet thing that is always miles behind everyone. Out of turn 4 he slipstreamed the back-marker (nice idea) but then didn't overtake it (bad idea) and all 3 grouped up behind him and another 3 closed up into the group. Into turn 1 he dived up the inside leaving 5 of the other 6 stuck behind this car (great idea!!). The 2 Toyota's then pulled away and he won by 0.01 seconds :lol:
 
Had this exact situation last night when he was driving a Cobra. As he came over the rise towards the first corner he suddenly went left passed the cones. I thought WTF here we go, he's gonna slide right across the sand into the rest of the field and it's going to be messy. But no, he brakes uses the pit exit and comes back onto the track like a bob on fire. 2 second lead all within 30 seconds of the start. With clean air he just took off and left the other 15 cars. The first and only piece of genius I've seen bob manage to accomplish!

So I tried doing this myself in a Ford GT LM in the American cup race, but it didnt work as well as my Bob did, the pit lane is quite narrow plus sand and 700hp FR equals spinning plus double T-bone :ouch:
 
GT5Pro
dude at 8:46 that race went crazy. I can't believe that didn't end in a riot

I would've punched people if I was in the 'Vette. That is just NOT cool.


And I do that ALL the time. First lap in almost every Laguna race I do. My bob, however, doesn't understand the concept of winning.
 
I hear about that stuff in the ALMS in a Motor Trend last year, although it was just a mention saying whether it was "Porsche on Corvette" or "Corvette on Porsche"

Seriously, that's an ass move for both. Don't plow people out of the last corner. Also, don't spin them head on into a wall.

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My Bob does not do anything good, however. :grumpy:
 
My Bob is currently winning in the Dream Car Championship. He always wins but never spins out. The guy drives and spins out in the Formula GT car and does a J-turn. I know it isn't much to say but I'm amazed at what they can pull off sometimes. Usually when I see them spin out they crash and wait for other cars to pass then drive off. But god he spun out and just turned around and continue to drive at 170+ mph. I'm amazed lol.
 
At Laguna track, starting of the race i told him to over take because he have a faster car, and he went all the way into the pit lane(exit part), at first my jaw droped cause i thought he was gonna pit, then realize that was the exit part of the lane and he use all of the lane to cut everyone off into the first corner, it was beautiful and totally illegal, i never even thought of doing that myself in A spec. haha he made me proud.
But he still freaking suck in toyota 7 at monaco.

You know, this same thing happened the other day on Laguna Seca, I was so surprised and was like, "Yea, my Bob is a dirty racer!" As much as I hate the asinine things he does, and boy I tell you, he does some stupid stuff, this more than made up for all of Bobs wrong doings, lol.

On a side note, when I was getting new drivers in B-spec, I usually throw them in the deep end everytime i.e. Expert Series races and more times than not, it turns out positive. I treat all my Bobs with utter disrespect and they reward me for it. Yes, I am an evil bastard.:lol:
 
My Bob just did this, I guessed he learned from me. Or everyone else. Either way. But, I was racing him on the Monza track, and he cut every corner with speedbumps that he could. Both in the Ferarri exclusive and the classic muscle car races. He cut every single corner he could, without needing to. I gave him a max HP Mach 1, and a 830+ HP Enzo. He had no reason to do it, even though he was leading by crazy amounts.
 
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