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As that bar to the left of my post says, I'm from Lyons, New York. So I was perusing the Wikipedia page while listening to the TWEWY OST, and compared my town's Wikipedia page to some others near it. Out of all that research (at least 5 minutes worth), what have I learned? Nothing has ever happened here, ever.
Then we look at one town to the East:
Then we go to the North:
To the West:
To the South:
Somehow, being somewhat less poor than most towns in the area doesn't seem to cut it in comparison. I always wanted to live in the town to the East, but that was more because there was a Dunkin' Donuts there. The CatDog thing just makes me furious.
Then we look at one town to the East:
- Hometown of the guy who made CatDog.
- Hometown of a PBA champion.
- My birthplace
Then we go to the North:
- Attacked, and burned down, by the British.
- Once contained a large number of Shakers.
- The birthplace of Arbor Day
To the West:
- Hit by a tornado so strong it apparently dissolved the village government. Or something.
- Used to be controlled by the French.
- Named after some Greek dude (okay, this town kinda sucks too).
To the South:
- Birthplace of the Mormons, thus directly responsible for at least 4 jokes for every sitcom made since the 80s.
- "The only place in the world that has four churches on the four corners of two intersecting highways" (possibly related to the Mormon thing). Did you here that!? The world!
- Hometown of the founder of American Express.
Somehow, being somewhat less poor than most towns in the area doesn't seem to cut it in comparison. I always wanted to live in the town to the East, but that was more because there was a Dunkin' Donuts there. The CatDog thing just makes me furious.