Nasty Poems

[Shannon]

Poem 1
Roses are red,

Pickles are green

I love your legs

and whats between

Poem 2
Kissing is a habit

****ing is a game

Guys get all the pleasure

Girls get all the pain

The guy says i love you

You belive its true

But when your tummy

starts to swell,

He says 'to hell with you'

10 minutes of pleasure

9 monthes in pain

3 days in hospital

A baby without a name

The baby is a bastard

The mother is a whore

This never would have happened

If the rubber wouldnt have torn

Poem 3
Roses are red,

Violets are corny,

When i think of you

Ohh baby i get horny,

Eat me,

Beat me,

Bite me,

Blow me,

Suck me,

**** me,

Very slowly,

if you kiss me,

dont be sassy,

Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

 

[Shannon]

BTW, these weren't written by me.

 

[LEBSTA]

 

[Shannon]

I like Poem 2.

 

[Dudebusta]

i reckon this will be clicked for sure.

nice though

 

[Shannon]

Clicked?

 

[LEBSTA]

why?

 

[Dudebusta]

take a look at them again and then take a look at the acceptable use policy. its a gonner.

 

[Shannon]

90% of this forum is sex related though...

 

[LEBSTA]

exactly

 

[vat_man]

Well, technically speaking, 100% of life is sex-related (when you think about it).

 

[Shannon]

Yeah. Male or Female - sex/gender.

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by eddy_2790
Yeah. Male or Female - sex/gender.

Well, I was more thinking that without 'the act', we are literally nothing.

 

[Shannon]

Oh.

 

[SandStorm]

I'm definitely sending this around! This is hilarious ****!

 

[SandStorm]

Oh, vat_man - 100% of my life actually is sex-ralated - I'm at that age where I think with my ****, not my brain.

 

[Shannon]

Yeah. I'm gonna show my friends, well one of them. I thnk he'll find this ammusing.

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by Jazza
Oh, vat_man - 100% of my life actually is sex-ralated - I'm at that age where I think with my ****, not my brain.

Actually, that's because you're male, not because of your age.

Guy at work puts it well - girls need a reason, guys just need a place...

 

[Dudebusta]

jazza has a dick?

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by vat_man


Actually, that's because you're male, not because of your age.

Guy at work puts it well - girls need a reason, guys just need a place...

😈

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Dudebusta
jazza has a dick?

Are you trying to piss me off, Dudebusta? If so, you're not succeeding, I'm just sitting here laughing my arse off at you.

 

[pedrodaman]

poem 2 is the best