Nominations for worst movie of all time

[vat_man]

Nominate your worst movie of all time, and why.

Mine?

Batman & Robin
Less a movie than a series of promos linked together to make a 90 minute film - also featured Arnold Schwarzenegger's worst performance ever, and George Clooney as Dr Doug Ross as Batman. If the constant scene changes didn't make you lose your mind, the incessant loud noises would deafen you. Inane.

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Armageddon. Aptly described on giles-guthrie.com (Ahem :blush: ) thus:

So. To summarise: Too long, too predictable, too politically-correct, too schmaltzy, poorly shot, inaccurate, too formulaic, and with very weak characters.

Not the best, then.
2/10

 

[AltF8]

I think it was called "Plan Nine from Outer Space". Never seen it, but I've heard...

 

[HUDSONJONES]

ANY BLEEDIN' GIRLY SOPPIE WEEPY ROMANTIC SLUSHY PIECE OF CR*P, SAME OL' SAME OL' EVERY SINGLE TIME, FALL IN LOVE WITH THE MR/MRS RIGHT, FALL OUT OF LOVE WITH MR/MRS RIGHT, ALMOST MARRY MR/MRS WRONG, BUT RIGHT AT THE END THEY ACTUALY GET BACK WITH AND MARRY MR/MRS RIGHT, PHEW,
WHY NOT, NOT BOTHER ACTUALY FILMING ANOTHER AND JUST RENAME THE LAST PILE OF DOG DIRT TO A DIFFERENT NAME, THE GIRLIES WILL NEVER NOTICE... (IMO)

 

[Brian P]

Little Nicky
The single biggest pile of monkey crap, ever recorded on to film, the storyline made absolutely no sense. Got to be Adam Sandlers worst performance ever. Overall I rate this film as ****.

 

[Zero]

I Know What You Did Last Summer 1 and 2! Besides from the Jennifer Love Hewitt part, the movie sucks!

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Oh yeah, she's nice!

 

[Jon]

The worst movie that I have seen of all time would have to be......THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT


I feel that the movie was a stupid movie that lacked alot of great qualities that horror movies have. For instance I was to bored by this movie to be scared.

 

[Schumy]

hmmm.....i know there are some but none off the top of my head

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by Schumy
hmmm.....i know there are some but none off the top of my head

Well - you go and have a think and come back

 

[TATINEE]

Originally posted by Tazz575
The worst movie that I have seen of all time would have to be......THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT


I feel that the movie was a stupid movie that lacked alot of great qualities that horror movies have. For instance I was to bored by this movie to be scared.

I totally agree with this. I saw it in Orlando when it first came out and I couldn't watch most of it b/c it made me dizzy and sick. The guy I was with said it sucked, too, so there's two more votes for this one

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by Brian P
Little Nicky
The single biggest pile of monkey crap, ever recorded on to film, the storyline made absolutely no sense. Got to be Adam Sandlers worst performance ever. Overall I rate this film as ****.

What are you talking about? That was an absolutely ****ing funny as hell movie.