Not another word out of you Welsh people...

[Duke]

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.

 

[sUn]

Someone posted a link in the Febuary 2005 Conversation Forum thread.

It's pretty nasty though.

 

[Ten]

What...

The...

...

Tell me he was just REALLY REALLY drunk, and woke up like, "WTF HAPPENED TO MY BALLS????"

 

[///M-Spec]

Nooo!... I said, "pass me the BEER nuts!"


M

 

[Solid Lifters]

Good. It's comforting to know that this guy can't breed anymore.

 

[Mike Rotch]

Sounds like a case of ESAC*. But England deserved to lose anyway, they played horribly.







*Excess Stella Artois Consumption

 

[Ev0]

Good. It's comforting to know that this guy can't breed anymore.

Agreed.

This has to be the most bizzare story I've heard all year!

 

[Stinky Chicken]

What's Stella Artois?

 

[DQuaN]

What's Stella Artois?

Strong, wifebeating, redneck, lager.

 

[under18carbon]

Some people...

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Some people...

What, I'm supposed to know of an American redneck lager?

The only American alcohol I know about is Coopers and Bud.

 

[under18carbon]

What, I'm supposed to know of an American redneck lager?

Actually I was referring to the original post.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Actually I was referring to the original post.

Oooh. Sorry Ashanti.

 

[Race Idiot]

This guy was known to have had some mental problems in the past though. Hey Jared, if Man U win the Premiership could you please do the same!

Oh and yes, Welsh people are crazy, if there was a way to detatch the country and move it over to New Zealand I would.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Hey Jared, if Man U win the Premiership could you please do the same!

Cut off your testicles?

 

[DQuaN]

Stella Artois is a Belgian beer (I think) and is mainly drunk in the uk. I just said that it's a redneck beer so that you could get a mental picture of the type of people that drink it.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Stella Artois is a Belgian beer (I think) and is mainly drunk in the uk. I just said that it's a redneck beer so that you could get a mental picture of the type of people that drink it.

So it's drunk by most of the UK public, right?

 

[Race Idiot]

Stella Artois is a Belgian beer (I think) and is mainly drunk in the uk. I just said that it's a redneck beer so that you could get a mental picture of the type of people that drink it.

I thought it was French? Although that might just be me watching too may Stella Artois adverts. People like Jared, if they lived in England would probably drink it.

More than likely.

I didn't know we had rednecks in England, just Pikeys and idiots who wear tracksuits and burberry.

 

[DQuaN]

Yup, but they are harder to explain to aliens.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

People like Jared, if they lived in England would probably drink it.

Too right. I drink anything, so long as it has alcoholic content.

 

[DQuaN]

5.2% abv 👍

 

[Stinky Chicken]

5.2%?

Weak bastard.

40% alc/vol per bottle, straight from the bottle.

 

[DQuaN]

I doubt that is lager though.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

I doubt that is lager though.

Oh, I thought we were comparing percentages of alcohol.

 

[vladimir]

this guy had balls... 👍

 

[Duke]

"Had" being the operative word. And a brain approximately the same size, apparently.

 

[donbenni]

No more 'sheeping' for that man.

 

[sn00pie]

Say hi to your new breasts!