Oh, California...

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California gave us Tim Leary and great acid..and all these people prove it .
 
I think California should sue its citizens for being dumb enough to sit in bottomless traffic jams for hours and hours with their engines running the whole time. California should sue its and other states' wealthy citizens for leaving their home lights on all night and while they're gone on trips to the Old Country. California should sue its citizens--except those of San Fransisco--for wasting everything they can get their hands on. Then the federal government should sue California for sucking the life right out of the earth, being liberal beyond belief, and hiring a movie star to be governor. Finally, California should promptly split off of and float away from the other 47 contiguous states. But not before raising and shipping all of its cool driving roads to the northern Midwest states, like Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and all the other regions that were glacier bait long, long ago.
 
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