Ya know, I kinda get that he doesn't think the top and bottom are actually part of the cube, and therefore aren't sides, and I kinda get the what he calls corners aren't the vertices, but the line of intersection between the side planes (like the corner of a room, which he actually includes in his proofs!) but I can't quite make the leap from if it's night in Australia, day in the US, sunrise in Hawaii and sunset in Europe, that I have four days going on at once and have to add them up in total for 96 hours.
I don't quite follow the inclusion of Einstein, Jesus, Socrates, and Clinton as representations of each face.
Which Clinton??!?!??! It makes a difference!!!
Oh, wait. Each face has four parts, for 16 hours each, so the 12-hour clock is EVIL. But, um, 16 four times isn't 96, it's 64.
And what about the Earth's tilt? Where does that fit in?
I sure am glad he's wise enough to understand it.
Actually, I think the "academics are evil" philosophy has been bouncing around in his head since he was about, oh, six years old!
I wonder what his SAT scores would have been, had he ever actually sat an exam.
What if I only picked three places. It's noon in the US, it's late evening in Saudi Arabia and early morning in New Zealand. Is that 72 hours worth of 9-hour faces? Hey! Look! 3 x 3 = 9, and 3x9=27, which is 72 backwards! That's GOT to mean something!!!!
OK, I hereby proclaim myself to be Dr. Fooshee, Trois-ist Extraordinaire, and Extremely Wiser than Anybody Else! Time is a 3-sided prism, or we wouldn't have color, would we? And I can drop Clinton out of my philosopher list and avoid that clumsy bit of confusion. And -1 x -1 can be +1, because when you do it again, it goes back to -1, and oscillates in harmony with the threes.
And opposites are TRULY opposites now. You have a corner opposite a face, and a face opposite a corner.
EUREKA!!!!!! IT ALL FITS MAGNIFICENTLY!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!!
