Opinion: Most Unintentional, Uncomfortably Phallic Looking Car Ever?

[O604]

Hello, I'm 4 years old and would like your opinion on the most unintentional, uncomfortably phallic looking cars ever.

My vote goes to the Nissan Zeod RC.

 

[Famine]

Hello, I'm 4 years old and would like your opinion on the most unintentional, uncomfortably phallic looking cars ever.

My vote goes to the Nissan Zeod RC.

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As in phalli which look uncomfortable? Because... damn.


Also Citroen Tubik, if the two-tone paint is flesh and slightly more purple flesh...

It's silver and white - that's my edit, rather than an original press shot...

 

[O604]

As in phalli which look uncomfortable? Because... damn.


Also Citroen Tubik, if the two-tone paint is flesh and slightly more purple flesh...

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It's silver and white - that's my edit, rather than an original press shot...

That indeed makes me uncomfortable.

 

[TexRex]

Are there any intentionally uncomfortably phallic cars?

 

[O604]

Are there any intentionally uncomfortably phallic cars?

Not sure. Not sure I want to know.

I imagine they look like this though.

 

[TexRex]

Not sure. Not sure I want to know.

I imagine they look like this though.

That doesn't look much like a penis. Not a healthy one, anyway.

 

[AbsoluteBarstool]

I do like to mumble the word 'Vienna' every time I see an old Grand Prix car thrusting around a circuit.

 

[Tornado]

E-Type, especially as a coupe; to the extent that I've never remotely understood why it's held up as a pinnacle of design.

 

[O604]

E-Type, especially as a coupe; to the extent that I've never remotely understood why it's held up as a pinnacle of design.

Stock E type not as much. I guess I'm used to them. But this one makes me uncomfortable.

 

[Famine]

I've always felt that the Dodge Viper, with the bodywork narrowing suddenly behind the front wheels leaving a distinct rim and the domed front end, was a bit... helmety.

 

[Jimlaad43]

 

[O604]

2 modified versions of the Mercedes W25.

 

[Epic B]

As in phalli which look uncomfortable? Because... damn.


Also Citroen Tubik, if the two-tone paint is flesh and slightly more purple flesh...

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It's silver and white - that's my edit, rather than an original press shot...

With those colors it looks like a pig.

 

[TexRex]

Are there any intentionally uncomfortably phallic cars?

Jamming to some Steppenwolf, I was reminded of (and can't believe I forgot) the car in the gatefold of For Ladies Only...and I don't mean the Montego. I'm not going to post it here because I just don't know how that would go over, but it's not hard to find. Looks like the image made the actual cover for some releases in some markets, so I think I need to find a copy just to have.

Edit: It seems to be the cover for the title track single with the "Sparkle Eyes" B-side.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

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I forgot about all those.

What were they thinking.

 

[MIE1992]

Stock E type not as much. I guess I'm used to them. But this one makes me uncomfortable.

"Snooping as usual, I see!"

 

[MisterWaffles]

Well it’s shaped like this and it’s called Thrust, so I think it deserves a spot in this thread.