Heh, no... it was a joke.
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Car's like the 924, 944, 968, Boxter and Caymen are all proper Porsches... the engine might not be in the traditional place for a Porsche, but they remain true to the core Porsche value of being brilliant to drive. Each is/was class leading (or at least competitive) in it's own right.
Agreed. The van engine jibes about 924s annoy me a little bit too. As far as I'm aware from an article I read in a Porsche magazine years ago (I do have the mag, but I'm at uni and it's at home), it was an Audi engine (out of the 100 of the time, i think) which was tuned for use in the Porsche and de-tuned for use in a VW van. People act like it was taken straight out of a commercial vehicle...
I'd argue that the Cayenne isn't a proper porsche though. Maybe, just maybe it could be considered relevant in Turbo guise, but they've just released a diesel version FFS (which by all accounts, isn't a patch on the similar BMW engine).
Whatever the view though, I see the benefit of all of the non-911 Porsches as enabling Porsche to secure themselves financially for the long-term.
I consider the Cayenne a proper Porsche. It's up to the same high level of engineering as any other Porsche and is supposed to be one of the most capable off-roaders on the road (and not bad off it either apparently, if you have the air suspension). Even the aforementioned diesel is nicely quick - eight and a bit to 60, which is as quick as a 924S (the one with an
actual Porsche engine

) and still does over 30mpg, so it's a useable Porsche.
And you can't argue with the value either. Only £7k more than the very base Boxter? For a Porsche that can carry your whole family? And £20k less than a base 911 Carrera.
As you said, the biggest merit of the Cayenne is that it allows them to produce the Porsches we really love (GT2, GT3, RS etc) because it allows Porsche to be the profitable company it is. And you can lay the same praise at other basic Porsches, such as the Boxter, 924 and 914 - they've all had a hand in keeping Porsche in the black.
EDIT: The single worst thing about a Porsche diesel is that the whole internet goes
"OMG, Porsche? Diesel? What a load of bull, they're idiots" etc.
And for perspective, I own a 996, my brother has a Boxter S and my brother-in-law has a Caymen S... so I do have quite a bit of experience and understanding of the cars themselves.
You're all jammy, lucky gits
