Our world class puns

[Jimlaad43]

Rather than deleting the puns that get spawned in the Funny Pictures thread, why not collect them in one thread? Some of them were awesome, and it's a bit of a shame to see them get erased.

Of course, we can do the pun relays here too.

 

[Roo]

Could be worth a punt.

 

[Liquid]

I think it's a Braziliant idea.

 

[Bopop4]

why not collect them in one thread?

You mean the premium forum?
That's the premium forum.

 

[Jimlaad43]

The show Mexico on!

 

[W3H5]

The come, they go, they fade into obscurity.

Orchestrating a pun session is like organising your own surprise party.

 

[niky]

The come, they go, they fade into obscurity.

Orchestrating a pun session is like organising your own surprise party.

You've just got to string it along until the tempo picks up.

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I wouldn't call our puns here World Class. That would be tooting our own horn.

 

[W3H5]

You've just got to string it along until the tempo picks up.

Well sometimes the rhythm is just off, you know?

 

[niky]

Well sometimes the rhythm is just off, you know?

Sometimes you've just got to brass it out.

 

[Daniel]

You mean the premium forum?
That's the premium forum.

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Totally not stealing this from Thom.

 

[W3H5]

Sometimes you've just got to brass it out.

But when you have wind I your sails it's best to go with the flow.

 

[Omnis]

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Totally not stealing this from Thom.

You dare share wu tang secrets?

 

[Liquid]

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Totally not stealing this from Thom.

Not only are you spilling trade secrets, you also gave away someone's real name. Only I can do that. That is my word. You do not speak of the Th word.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

As the resident Spongebob guy, you expected this.
ALERT: Naked sea creatures a league away!

HAHAHAH! I gotta HAND it to ya, Spongebob. You look kinda funny. AHAHA, AHAHA!

DAUGH! Righty! Where are you?!

AHAHA!

No one messes with Righty!

*steal*

We'll see how you like it!

Kinda gives you an EMPTY FEELING, huh?

*steal*

Yeah!

I SEE what you mean! Hehe..

*steal*

No GUTS, no GLORY!

Bonus:

Hey Spongebob, do you know what time it is?

Oh sure. It's..

HALF PAST INVISIBLE.

Gee it's getting late.

 

[daan]

As the resident Spongebob guy, you expected this.
ALERT: Naked sea creatures a league away!

HAHAHAH! I gotta HAND it to ya, Spongebob. You look kinda funny. AHAHA, AHAHA!

DAUGH! Righty! Where are you?!

AHAHA!

No one messes with Righty!

*steal*

We'll see how you like it!

Kinda gives you an EMPTY FEELING, huh?

*steal*

Yeah!

I SEE what you mean! Hehe..

*steal*

No GUTS, no GLORY!

Bonus:

Hey Spongebob, do you know what time it is?

Oh sure. It's..

HALF PAST INVISIBLE.

Gee it's getting late.

 

[W3H5]

Not only are you spilling trade secrets...

The first rule of the Infield - you do not talk about the Infield!

 

[Epic B]

The first rule of the Infield - you do not talk about the Infield!

The threads of the Infield remain in the field.

 

[disinfected]

The puns are only funny when they aren't forced and show up every once in awhile.

 

[W3H5]

The puns are only funny when they aren't forced and show up every once in awhile.

That was the point I was trying to get across before; it's the spontaneity and random occurrences that make the puns so entertaining. Deliberately trying to be funny and make puns take some of the specialness away.

/Pungate

 

[Epic B]

My puns about the buttocks are world... Wait, can I even say that here?

Actually, they're pretty crappy.

 

[urbanite9]

You made a good salad? Lettuce see it then!

 

[Jimlaad43]

That was the point I was trying to get across before; it's the spontaneity and random occurrences that make the puns so entertaining. Deliberately trying to be funny and make puns take some of the specialness away.

/Pungate

MY point is that they break out and become awesome, but they just get deleted. The point of this thread is there is a place to move them to.

 

[W3H5]

They don't get deleted, they remain in the archives of GTP's servers and are viewable by anyone who wants to trawl through pages of threads.

 

[disinfected]

The puns lost their flare when someone started making one for every picture in the Funny Picture thread.

 

[axletramp]

Where are the puns!?

Let's start with some songs like Everything but the Girls 'Missing': "Tiramisu, like the desserts miss the rain...", Madonna's 'Popadom preach' and Culture Club with 'Korma Chameleon'.

 

[disinfected]

Where are the puns!?

 

[niky]

The puns are only funny when they aren't forced and show up every once in awhile.

There is no such thing as an unintended pun. They are dragged kicking and screaming from that dark, dusty corner of your mind that actually thinks "Scary Movie" is pretty good and that Knock-knock jokes are a legitimate form of humor.

There's a reason you can't spell punishment without "pun."

 

[urbanite9]

What did the violent greengrocer give to the shoplifter? Fruit punch

 

[axletramp]

There is no such thing as an unintended pun. They are dragged kicking and screaming from that dark, dusty corner of your mind that actually thinks "Scary Movie" is pretty good and that Knock-knock jokes are a legitimate form of humor.

There's a reason you can't spell punishment without "pun."

Knock-knock.

 

[Daniel]

Come in!