Possibly the funniest essay ever written.

[NISMOskyline]

This essay is extremely funny, mainly because this is an actual essay that someone turned in. The corrections are also quite hilarious:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1

 

[amp88]

Why does the "teacher" write "Page is to big" on Page 4 (the page with the barely visible text)? Seems a bit dubious.

Very funny though

 

[NISMOskyline]

Why does the "teacher" write "Page is to big" on Page 4 (the page with the barely visible text)? Seems a bit dubious.

Very funny though

I'm not too sure. All the corrections in general are very dubious indeed. And the fact that he recieved a D- is quite mysterious as well.

 

[McLaren]

"..So? And they was like, That's gross and like illegal..."


I want to meet the man who wrote that.
Where the hell did Dr. Dre and The Beetles come from, anyways?

 

[VIPFREAK]

Meh... looks ok to me.

Seriously though... WTH university is dat in?

 

[NISMOskyline]

"..So? And they was like, That's gross and like illegal..."


I want to meet the man who wrote that.
Where the hell did Dr. Dre and The Beetles come from, anyways?

As he says numerous times, none of the essay really makes much sense, much like the tale of Oedipus

 

[Lamboracer]

First of all great essay. And that teacher is retarded. The corrections were all wrong. She should have corrected spelling instead of swears.

 

[ExigeEvan]

At that age spelling isn't corrected. Atleast I'm pretty sure that's the case over here.

Was that guy pissed when he wrote it up?

 

[Lamboracer]

i think he was high or somethign btu the plot line was great he must have been a genuis to think of thAT or.... really high.

 

[xAkirax2004]

Haha, He still got a D- on it anyway.

 

[sn00pie]

"Page is to big", this teacher is a dumbass ass****er.

 

[smellysocks12]

So why don't you guys start whining about the language in this topic?? When I posted a picture with less vulgar language than to be found in this thesis I nearly got banned.

 

[somebody]

"Oedipus used to blaze with the makers of Aqua Freash toothpaste."

I think this guy did a whole bunch of blazing when writing this

 

[xcsti]

The **** thing?

I personally didn't mind it.

I love this guys citations. google, yahoo, tubgirl.

 

[PS]

LMAO- works cited:

"www.yahoo.com
www.google.com
www.tubgirl.com"

Pure gold.

 

[Small_Fryz]

is their a bigger version, i cant read it

 

[Green Gloves]

"Page is to big", this teacher is a dumbass ass****er.

No if you look closely, the page was folded up to fit. The scan doesn't include the portion that hangs below the "necessary" bit.

I had a great laugh. Thanks for posting this. 👍

 

[tabs]

No if you look closely, the page was folded up to fit. The scan doesn't include the portion that hangs below the "necessary" bit.

The teacher used to when he should've used too.

 

[stumpydino]

lol thats some random marking there, -13 for a blank page?!

 

[Pupik]

It looks like an Uncylopedia entry (except it's actually not funny), save the photo of Lou Gehrig.

 

[Randymcchickenf]

Lmao

 

[dude56789]

"..So? And they was like, That's gross and like illegal..."


I want to meet the man who wrote that.
Where the hell did Dr. Dre and The Beetles come from, anyways?

I agree with, "I want to meet the man who wrote that", I do too, this was funny as hell; I'm also hella surprised this isn't blocked on my school chromebook.

 

[TB]

A 19 year, 3 month and 22 day thread dig.

 

[Clinton Ducks]

thread dig.

If there was a point at which to call it an excavation, this would be it.