Premium Contest?

[Max Powers]

Ok, this contest runs from now until the time I get home from work tonight. I'm not sure when that's going to be but it will be between 5 and 8PM EST.

Anyway whoever can make me LOL the hardest with a picture, joke, whatever before then wins a year of premium on me.

If nothing makes me LOL then I'll keep the contest going a little longer. Anybody who already has premium, even if it is about to run out, need not apply.

I guess that's it, so have at it.

also since this is totally subjective don't get upset if your joke/picture/whatever wasn't funny enough to win, I have a weird and very twisted sense of humor.

PS I'm just giving away one 1 year subscription, I'm not MADE OF MONEY OR SOMETHING

PPS: youtube videos are fine...it doesn't have to be anything specific, I'll be giving it to whoever posts the thing that makes me laugh the most!


EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT GTP went down when I got home from work so this contest is now going until ~8am EST. You guys have 9 more hours...have at it.

 

[Techy]

A contest to entertain yourself? Excellent

 

[TankAss95]

If Santa answered his mail honestly...

Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa

Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy, That whiney begging **** may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa

Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our
home?
Love, Marky
Mark, First, stop calling yourself 'Marky', that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams, Santa

 

[Beeblebrox237]

Something I heard from Jay Leno: Actually, Bengals running back Cedric Benson was just released from jail for assault. Ironically, he was surrounded by less criminals when he was in jail than he is in a Bengals huddle.

 

[Lucas]

I think I might have a chance to win this.

I will narrow down to some of my best pics in my folder.

 

[NINE_HUNDRED]

 

[Jacob]

EDIT: New pic.

 

[AudiPro]

 

[Beeblebrox237]

I think you're only supposed to have one.

 

[Lucas]

The best I can do if I don't want to start censoring.

 

[Max Powers]

I don't care if you post more than one...just don't go way overboard. I'm not a stickler for rules, I'm just giving it to whichever post makes me laugh the most.

 

[AOS-]

Max, this is a magnet for really funny pictures...

I had a good laugh from a couple pictures already. 👍

 

[Slash]

 

[TankAss95]

I've included a joke in my post (post no.3) since people are posting multiple pictures.

Good luck everyone! 👍

 

[LancerEvo7]

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "Gee, it sure is hot in here!" The other says, "HOLY 🤬! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

 

[Peter.]

When I said I wanted to be a comedian, they all laughed at me.

 

[GTO_VR4]

Ive been here for years. We senior citizens need help from the younger crowd. Oh and heres the magic word; Please?

 

[nick09]

That will be my entry. I'm not good with jokes at all.

 

[themartlab]

Always read little characters!

 

[Akmuq]

My reply in the what oils your gears thread.

What oils your gears?


Singing the Circle of Life while holding your cat proudly in the air has to be up there.

I'm premo already though so I'm not in the competition, I just wanted to make a funny.

 

[rocko100]

 

[themartlab]

He's ready to eat a full double whooper!

 

[rocko100]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqns-_bNauE&feature=youtube_gdata_player


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jgGK4NJ8Hk&sns=em

 

[Max Powers]

Ok, since GTP was down when I got home from work tonight...I am going to extend this until tomorrow morning when I wake up.

I usually wake up around 7AM EST so have at it until then guys.

Some good stuff so far, I've LOLed a few times...now it's just time to see what makes me LOL the most.

Always read little characters!

Dude, you're already premium...I'm not here to extend memberships. Only non premos need apply

 

[Schwartz]

Bond Fire​

 

[NissanSkylineN1]

 

[themartlab]

@Maxpowers: I know, just to be funny!

 

[Max Powers]

@Maxpowers: I know, just to be funny!

well, i'm always in it for the lulz, so I appreciate it! GTP is too much serious business these days and needs more funny, hence the reason I started this in the first place.

 

[TB]

The AUP is still in effect, guys. Just because an image contains an expletive or a sexual reference doesn't necessarily make it funny but it might very well violate the AUP. Keep it clean.

 

[Max Powers]

The AUP is still in effect, guys. Just because an image contains an expletive or a sexual reference doesn't necessarily make it funny but it might very well violate the AUP. Keep it clean.

+1. I don't want to get anybody banned just to try to get a premium membership. I have a very juvenile sense of humor, but you guys can make me laugh without breaking the AUP.

that being said, it's been pretty clean so far in my opinion...if the mods differ from this, feel free to edit this line out of my post.