Questionable modifications: pictures inside!
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Ahhh... "El Twincam". That has to be the MOST riced-out car in my country, it's Colombia's Honda Civic. You can hardly find one that doesn't have either a fartcan, shattered gearbox/axles, a stupidly oversized stereo, a bunch of stickers some lame TSW rims or ALL THE ALREADY MENTIONED. Time to revisit some online car classifieds to give y'all something to laugh about! Welcome to "Questionable Modifications: Colombian tuning ads. Swift GTI edition!"
.To begin, we've got this looker...
XTREME Concepts indeed!!! Lime green paintjob, a big spoiler, twin factcan, sponsor roll...and LOOK AT THAT!!! THE HOOD MAKES THE HEADLIGHTS LOOK AS IF THE CAR WAS ANGRY!!! TUNERRIFIC! All yours for a completely sensible US$5.5k.
The previous example only comes with a cold air intake for engine mods, but don't fret, here's a more XTREME Concept...
Mind the gap YO! DAT PANEL GAP! The reason for it HAS to be all those horses under the hood 'cuz this Swift has got a turbo! Pics of the engine bay look decent and not really questionable but here's the Kicker (Geddit? Kicker...like the brand of crappy audio equipment...yeah...I'm funny): The ad says "Built for racing complete with a turbo and full audio".
'Cuz...you know...every racing team that's worth a damn needs black tinted taillights and a heavy bootful of dumb speakers. Yup, this racing car is up for grabs for US$10.5k. A steal.
And if you think it can't get worse...look at this and think again:
Ohhhh yeah. Gobs of bondo, stupid tiger tribal decal, plastic guards for the wipers, "Need for Speed Underground" windshield sticker, poorly painted bottom lip with the name of, presumably, the beloved maiden of the car's owner. Tuner sauce, bros. Savour very detail of this ricerama!
Horribly out of place rear spoiler, poorly applied flame decals, a tire/wheel combo that doesn't fit both in terms of style and geometry.
Flip up DVD player, oversized tach, fake aluminum floormats, huge speakers and a fire extinguisher.
And, of course, a bootfull of speakers. You know, for performance.
Thank you for watching, I apologize for what you've seen but I hope you were entertaind even if you might've been disgusted. Please tune in for the next edition of "Questionable Modifications: Colombian tuning ads"
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Ohhhh yeah. Gobs of bondo, stupid tiger tribal decal, plastic guards for the wipers, "Need for Speed Underground" windshield sticker, poorly painted bottom lip with the name of, presumably, the beloved maiden of the car's owner. Tuner sauce, bros. Savour very detail of this ricerama!
Horribly out of place rear spoiler, poorly applied flame decals, a tire/wheel combo that doesn't fit both in terms of style and geometry.
Flip up DVD player, oversized tach, fake aluminum floormats, huge speakers and a fire extinguisher.
And, of course, a bootfull of speakers. You know, for performance.
Thank you for watching, I apologize for what you've seen but I hope you were entertaind even if you might've been disgusted. Please tune in for the next edition of "Questionable Modifications: Colombian tuning ads"
This is what happens when fanbois get their license.
I dread to think how many ungodly cars have spawned from the tainted minds of the NFS fanbois.
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Something interesting I saw today. It's highly modded Dodge Ram Van.
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What's really questionable about that purple Suzuki on the last page is that the owner decided to paint it and put a Bodykit on it before putting new wheels on it, anyone with a brain knows you change the wheels first. If the owner decided he doesn't want to change the wheels at all, that makes it even more questionable.
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Thank god.
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- GTP_Johnny1996
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Oh God no! God no! No! NO! PLEASE no neons a muscle car! 
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This deserves more "NO!"s than even Daniel Bryan can muster (the WWE fans should get that one).
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎This deserves more "NO!"s than even Daniel Bryan can muster (the WWE fans should get that one).
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Fixed.
And apparently, people who'd pay for it would be correctly placed under the "Insane" category.
I offered him $800. Let's see what he says.
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Denied, likely.
Oh nothing. Just something to help clean his post up, and maybe the floor below him.What did you fix?
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IKR. Luckily, it's fixable. Would make a nice project, especially since it's already a 302 car. Paint would be the first thing on the list along with a nice set of wheels and tires.What did you fix?
Also, that "Hatchback"
Well, we are going to find out. Considering I almost bought one for $2k, this should be interesting.
Downhill Dino
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I read once in the internetz (so it must be true) that this car actually belonged to a member of the infamous Midnight Club. If that's true, then there should be some seriously expensive firepower behind that mess of what once was an Autosam. Anybody got any info on this?
EDIT: Found the Midnight Club article I was talking about and there were pictures of the AZ-1 in question. The same ones posted here...plus this one:
Autozam AZ-1
After some research, it is owned by Amemiya himself (who is of course a secret Mid Night member) and is actually a Honda Today boasting a 500 HP rotary engine. Yeah, soak it all in.
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The power-to-weight ratio! 
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I like it, definite improvement of the Gallardo (i don't like Gallardo's). The only thing i find questionable is the thickness of those white stripes. The rear looks great.
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I'm not sure what's worse...the fact that he wrecked a Lambo or what he tried to turn it into...it's an insult for both cars. For all the time and money he put into the Lambo he might as well have just bought a Mustang.Oh. My. God.
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Very interesting! I knew that a car with a "Mid Night Club" sticker on it couldn't be just a crappy tuning job. Could you please post or PM me the website where you found that info?
Downhill Dino
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No sources, just insider information. It's fairly easy to tell it's not an AZ-1 as the date is labeled as '88, before the Mazda existed. The roof line and windows are evident it's a Honda Today also.
It's fairly easy to tell it's not an AZ-1 as the date is labeled as '88, before the Mazda existed. The roof line and windows are evident it's a Honda Today also.
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Boo-you!!!
(Just kidding. I'm actually very jealous...I wish I had insider information on...anything
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I seen something similar to this today, only it was white. Made me .
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