Rice Citation
- Thread starter Josh
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doent affect me
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I'll have to print that up in mass quantities and at lunch walk around the school parking lot and fill them out. Maybe the cop would do it, he's always walkin around giving people $5 tickets for parking in the right spot without haveing the little hanging thing from their rear view mirror. It would be funny to see these kids looking at it and then going to the office to see what the problem is. 
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thursday I saw a Thunderbird, I4, body kit was falling off with the side part of the front bumper ripped off. Rims were scratched badly with K-Mart tires. The car was at an angle, and the stereo was all staticy and the guy had it really loud. We just looked at him and then we beat him, quite easily.
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- Somewhere.
mmmm.... interesting.
Daewoo Lanos... 5'', exhaust tip, aluminium "GT" spoiler (about 2 foot tall...) type-R stickers, various Mugen, TRD and NOS Stickers... stripes, blue headlights, windshield banner, limo tint, 3 10'' subs....
yeah, i'll print it out!
Daewoo Lanos... 5'', exhaust tip, aluminium "GT" spoiler (about 2 foot tall...) type-R stickers, various Mugen, TRD and NOS Stickers... stripes, blue headlights, windshield banner, limo tint, 3 10'' subs....
yeah, i'll print it out!
- 673
I like that rice citation. Some people around here should really get one I think. I see a nice car done properly occasionally, but not often. I see a lot of people with giant exhaust tips, excessive unnecessary noise, and body parts that don't match the car's original paint. Example would be a bumper that is primer gray on a red car. That is just dumb.
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You can go further than the tickets, even. Go to www.ricecop.com. You can print out tickets, take a photo of the offender, submit it to the site, and have people (including the owner) comment on it.
- 1,879
haha...this is funny
- 1,695
I have'nt riced out my Jaguar other than 1998 XJR rims. Oh, and my license plate is "SWINGER"
- 786
Where's the Wigger Citation?
For cars riding on 20" rims that now have a ride height higher than a Ford F150.
For cars riding on 20" rims that are worth greater than 1/2 the cars value.
For any of the following cars on 20" rims...
- Toyota Camary
- Honda Civic
- Nissan Stanza
- Any pre-1995 Mercedes Benz
- Any pre-1995 BMW
- Ford Explorer
- Chevy Blazer
- Honda Accord
- Dodge Neon
What about a Beener Citation?
Any cars riding on 13"x10" wheels
Any cars with spraypain paintjobs.
Any Nissan trucks with wheels that stick out 10" from the fender
Any Mazda trucks with wheels that stick out 10" from the fender
For cars riding on 20" rims that now have a ride height higher than a Ford F150.
For cars riding on 20" rims that are worth greater than 1/2 the cars value.
For any of the following cars on 20" rims...
- Toyota Camary
- Honda Civic
- Nissan Stanza
- Any pre-1995 Mercedes Benz
- Any pre-1995 BMW
- Ford Explorer
- Chevy Blazer
- Honda Accord
- Dodge Neon
What about a Beener Citation?
Any cars riding on 13"x10" wheels
Any cars with spraypain paintjobs.
Any Nissan trucks with wheels that stick out 10" from the fender
Any Mazda trucks with wheels that stick out 10" from the fender
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- Alabama
My neighborhood is essentially the wigger stuff but spelled with an "N" and not a "W".
There is also this dude that lives somewhere near my 'hood(lol).He has a Lime Green,thats right!LIME GREEN Mazda truck(late 80's B2000)with around 13x10 wheels and he has highdraulics.
it was hilarious watching him bounce the truck at the Burger King Drive-Thru pickup window
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I see a car...shake my head, laugh and say to my wife "That looks ****ing retarded".
She agrees.
Man comes up to me and says "You never seen dub's like that before, eh, homeboy? What'chu rollin on, some 17's? Pffffffft."
I look at him and realize he's serious. I say to him, "dude, you drive a ****ing 1988 Nissan Sentra!", and walked into PetSmart (where he probably worked for 2 yrs to save up cash for those stupid rims).
She agrees.
Man comes up to me and says "You never seen dub's like that before, eh, homeboy? What'chu rollin on, some 17's? Pffffffft."
I look at him and realize he's serious. I say to him, "dude, you drive a ****ing 1988 Nissan Sentra!", and walked into PetSmart (where he probably worked for 2 yrs to save up cash for those stupid rims).
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- GTP_Roo
Something I found at http://www.musclecarclub.com/humor/humor-import.shtml#riceboy :
YOU MIGHT BE A RICE BOY IF ...
... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
YOU MIGHT BE A RICE BOY IF ...
... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
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