- 2,760
I saw this sorry excuse for a "movie" last night, and I felt compelled to warn my fellow GTP horror fans to stay away, stay far, far away. IT IS THE WORST MOVIE I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR. It's probably the most glaringly obvious example of a money-making scheme by resurrecting a franchise that was near death with its last installment. This movie came out well after Halloween for a reason. There's no way it could have ever competed with Saw or The Grudge. As it stands, it will make a few dollars, but those who pay to see this turd will forever regret it.
The first Child's Play was actualy a decent horror flick, and the second was a typical sequel, but still not altogether bad. Child's Play Three was pure crap, and years later we got Bride of Chucky, which was just produces to make money, but it actually didn't suck too bad. Well, Seed of Chucky takes the series to an all new low point, going the way of Wes Craven's New Nightmare and attempting to break into the "real world," where the actors play themselves. I don't know who ever thought Jennifer Tilly could carry an entire movie, but she's almost unwatchably bad here. Her huge breasts can't hope to compensate for her awful acting.
As might be the case in any other horrible horror film, the kills here don't even give the movie a half star rating. They suck, and near the end of the movie we see a mess of dead bodies that have no explanation as to who they are or how they were killed. In fact, most of this movie doesn't make sense, but the filmmakers must have thought anyone braindead enough to actually go see this wouldn't need much of a plot anyway. Watching Seed of Chucky is like being trapped in a dream you can't wake up from until the 90-minutes of agony have passed. You know what I mean. In a dream, nothing makes sense; there's no logic to any of it. One minute you're doing a speech naked in front of your highschool class, the next you're racing your mom's van up Pike's Peak. There's no reason for the jump in events, but hey, it's a dream, you don't need reasons. Well, this theory doesn't transmit well to movies, not even crappy horror movies.
And I'm not even going to begin a rant on why Redman should be banned from appearing in any movie, this or otherwise. He's a cretin.
Anyway, save your money and go buy a fork to stick in your eyes, which would be a more pleasant experience than watching this tripe.
The first Child's Play was actualy a decent horror flick, and the second was a typical sequel, but still not altogether bad. Child's Play Three was pure crap, and years later we got Bride of Chucky, which was just produces to make money, but it actually didn't suck too bad. Well, Seed of Chucky takes the series to an all new low point, going the way of Wes Craven's New Nightmare and attempting to break into the "real world," where the actors play themselves. I don't know who ever thought Jennifer Tilly could carry an entire movie, but she's almost unwatchably bad here. Her huge breasts can't hope to compensate for her awful acting.
As might be the case in any other horrible horror film, the kills here don't even give the movie a half star rating. They suck, and near the end of the movie we see a mess of dead bodies that have no explanation as to who they are or how they were killed. In fact, most of this movie doesn't make sense, but the filmmakers must have thought anyone braindead enough to actually go see this wouldn't need much of a plot anyway. Watching Seed of Chucky is like being trapped in a dream you can't wake up from until the 90-minutes of agony have passed. You know what I mean. In a dream, nothing makes sense; there's no logic to any of it. One minute you're doing a speech naked in front of your highschool class, the next you're racing your mom's van up Pike's Peak. There's no reason for the jump in events, but hey, it's a dream, you don't need reasons. Well, this theory doesn't transmit well to movies, not even crappy horror movies.
And I'm not even going to begin a rant on why Redman should be banned from appearing in any movie, this or otherwise. He's a cretin.
Anyway, save your money and go buy a fork to stick in your eyes, which would be a more pleasant experience than watching this tripe.
