Signs You've Been on GTP way to long

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1.When someone starts talking off topic you go *click*
2.When your friends says he knows the most about Mazdas, you go i guess you haven't met MazKid.
3.You have more friends on GTp then in real life.
4.You have GTP in your favorite places 7 times
5.When someone won't shut up you say "Postwhore"
6.You named your new fish Jordan
7.Your friend says he knows photoshop you say "Why not have a contest"
8. You show a pic and the end of every sentence with the words
"Is this the SIckest Pic you've ever seen???"
9. When your friend says quit BSing me and you say ARE YOU DT!!!!!
10. you say BJ, and others think blow job???
11. You leave GTP on even though your gone to work and won't be home for 7 hours.
12. You've had three cars since starting on GTP
13. Nearly your whole life story is archived somewhere on the GTP server. All in different threads to boot.
14. You've won two GTP Awards.
15. you forget your other passwords in other forums!
16. You give your password and username to your friend because your friend is a lazy cretin.
17. when your posts start getting locked for saying dumb things
18. when your posts starts fourm war 3
19. YOu fall asleep with GTP on your computer and when you wake up there are 1000 new posts
20. You Stopped watching Speed
21. ...when a complete stranger walks up to you and says "Hey, are you Jordan, the guy that runs GTPlanet?"
22. you've been banned.
23. you've been here longer than most newbies, yet they care more about this place than you do.
24. you were here before the mass signup of refugee GTF members.
25. you were here before there were 4000 smilies.
26. you were part of the old MSN community i've heard so much about.
27. You keep writing your GTP screen name in forms you need to fill out at work
28. You've already written your going away speech, award-winning speech and your apology letter in case of being banned
29. you call your boss a moderator
30. You think ".com" is for losers.
31. Your PC is your GTPlanet and your room is your GTWorld.
32. When grounded you call your parents "stupid Josh's".
33. Your avatar says: -=s=-.
34. Your older brother calls you a planet-whore.
35. You know that this animal infact is a kiwibird and not a dodo.
36. You suddenly want to race in the Rotax Max Challenge.
37. You hang polls on the fridge.
38. You really think that other GTP members care what you get up to in RL.
39. You feel the need to start a "going away" thread because you're going away for the weekend.
40. You don't go into any of the GT forums any more because you already know everything that's going to be said in there.
41. You can predict who's going to go off on a rant about something that another member has said...
42. ... and you're always right.
43. You can predict which mod will close a given thread.
44. When you log in after what you think is a really long time away (err, 2hrs), there are no new posts.
45. you feel the need to make a new post for every line you write
46. You made over 650 @#$% avatars for people you've never even seen.
47. You've asked for GTP-Wear on multiple occations and you're starting to get upset because IT STILL HASN'T BEEN PRODUCED.
48. You become very disgruntled when GTPnet is down or even just a little slower than usual. I NEED MY FIX!
49. When you lay down to sleep at night and all you can think about is what happended at GTPlanet that day.
50. You start calling Jordan a retard.
51. you get banned for calling jordan a retard.
52. You've been the only member online at one time or another ... "All alone ...".
53. when someone says something funny, you don't laugh, you just say lol.
54. when you leave gtp and then come back because you feel homesick.
55.When we start betting on whos thread will be closed next
56. You don't really know anyone.
57. Everyone you enjoyed talking to is spending all of their time trying to tame new idiots.
58. You don't really care anymore
 
Don't know????

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7.Your friend says he knows photoshop you say "Why not have a contest"
 
8. You show a pic and the end of every sentence with the words
"Is this the SIckest Pic you've ever seen???"
 
9. When your friend says quit BSing me and you say ARE YOU DT!!!!!
 
Originally posted by Saleen Man
:eek: You scared me for a sec, all I saw was *click*.:nervous:
Anyway, wasn't there a thread like this a while ago? Or was that in the GT3 forum?:confused:

No - it was 'Signs you play GT3 too much' or similar. This is a new one - I like it!

Mmmm...
- everytime you're put on hold at work you fire up IE and go straight to GTPlanet
- the first thing you do when you get home is fire up your PC and continue on the GTPlanet conversation you were having at work
- a couple of your old threads bounce back from the dead every couple of weeks
- the moment you hear some even vaguely interesting motorsport new you cut and paste it into a GTPlanet thread

More as they come to me!
 
11. You leave GTP on even though your gone to work and won't be home for 7 hours. I always do this it ties the phone yup :D
12. You've had three cars since starting on GTP
 
Originally posted by StevieMo
Theres no such thing as too long :reallyodd



He's saying that there is no such thing as being on GTPlanet way too long, or at least that's what I think he was trying to say.:confused: Hell, who knows, he didn't even know what he was saying.:lol:
 
Originally posted by Josh




He's saying that there is no such thing as being on GTPlanet way too long, or at least that's what I think he wasw trying to say.:confused: Hell, who knows, he didn't even know what he was saying.:lol:
I think thats along the right lines
 
17. when your posts start getting locked for saying dumb things

18. when your posts starts fourm war 3
 
19. YOu fall asleep with GTP on your computer and when you wake up there are 1000 mew posts
 
Originally posted by vat_man

- the first thing you do when you get home is fire up your PC and continue on the GTPlanet conversation you were having at work
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Hey wait, I have done this before. :lol:
 
A lot of people seem to not like the channel Speed

and

I fall asleep all the time with GTP on the screen and wake up the next morning with 1000 new posts (doesn't happen on other forums)
 
21. ...when a complete stranger walks up to you and says "Hey, are you Jordan, the guy that runs GTPlanet?" :eek:
 
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