"Snakes on a Plane" trailer

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:lol: I was in disbelief the first time I heard about it... this looks like pure gold. And by gold, I mean crap. Terrible crap. ;)

How can you go from movies such as "The Negociator" to this? I also like the fact they have to do a contest to find musicians for the soundtrack!
 
OMG, I read Carl's post and though, no way is this that bad and done by the same guy who did the negotiator. Then I clicked the link and though definintely no way is it that bad if it's done by him and has Samuel L Jackson in it. Then I saw the trailer, yes it is that bad.
 
That is quite possibly the worst-looking movie I have ever seen a trailer for. And for that reason alone I will be going to see this when it comes out.
 
Jaw dropping disbelief.

The only thing I can think is the trailer we've seen, is from near climax portion of the movie. I can't fathom, even remotely, how they get that many snakes on a plane.

Wait...

Plane carrying vacationers to Peru, crashes into a hidden lake deep in the amazon jungle. It floats for a while, then the snakes slowly find their way into randomly attack all the humans.

Wait...

The snakes are really commanded by an evil warlord gaurding his hidden treasures and way of life (Gotta leave room for the sequel).
 
The evil guy has a teleporter device and rather than simply teleport a bomb on the plane he teleports snakes. Why sankes in the first place, you want to kill someone on board a plane blow the plane up, put a hit man on board, try to bribe the cop's guarding him, why the heck would you use snakes.
 
No, no, you are all wrong. A case full of thousands of snake eggs is put on a plane near some radioactive material. They hatch in 1hour and are super intelligent radioactive snakes.

After killing the pilots, they actually take control of the plane hoping to return to their native Amazon habitat.
 
That really is one of the worst looking films I have seen a trailer for in a long,long time. And I was a 'straight to video' junkie in my younger days.

What is Samuel Jackson doing in that film!!! I mean first SWAT, now this.

Confused (and amused)

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It will be a movie classic in the video shop. They'll make their money back in no time, going by the reactions here... People obviously want to see some snakes on a plane...
 
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That really is one of the worst looking films I have seen a trailer for in a long,long time. And I was a 'straight to video' junkie in my younger days.

What is Samuel Jackson doing in that film!!! I mean first SWAT, now this.

Confused (and amused)

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If TV has taught me anything, its that "Samuel Jackson has been in more movies then Jenna Jamieson". I like the guy and all, but he should stop accepting movie roles like a broke actor, and grow some standards. :lol:
 
When I first saw the trailer I thought it was a spoof....it is a spoof isn't it? It's not serious is it!? I know Samuel L Jackson did that Lethal Weapon spoof with Emilio Estevez some years back so surely....this is a spoof, right!?


No..it's not.... Unbelievable!

I like Jackson too, but my God! :eek: Unbelievable!

Unbelievable! Unbelievable!
 
I believe this movie might actual fare OK at the box office... it has a good chance to be a "so bad, it's good" film. I know I'll see it opening night.
 
Apparently, an amateur artist was also hired to do the poster.
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C'mon! I know anyone on this site could do this!
 
Hahahaha this film looks awsome, I bet this is one good film, in the same promise of B-Movie fliks like "Bubba Ho Tep"

Here is a poster of the second film. "Plane 'N' A Snake"

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