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- SomePlayaDude
*walks up to stage*
Hello! You all know me, but i would like to make an announcement!
Now, i know you all think of this as:
SomePlayaDude (SpongebobPlayaDude) making a big deal that don't really need it's own thread, and he's just trying to get more unwanted attention as per always.
STOP!
Yeah, you know, i have a knack on trying too hard to be funny or too offensive to be satirical, but i just have to accept that to improve on making these better..
Blue Fish: "OI! GET ON WITH THE THREAD!"
*angry mob starts*
Uh oh!
Spoken by the people, here is my promised part by part transcript of the Spongebob Squarepants movie. Now, for the super quick disclaimer!
- No money is involved.
- Expect a part by a few days, whenever i get to it. Yes, you think i'd be finished, but I'm reaching exam season, so yeah!
- You all have to inform me if anything inside may be deemed breaking the AUP. I don't want to be banned after announcing a milestone (like that one guy..)
- All content inside is done with me watching the movie. There are other transcripts online, yes, but they are used as a reference, to the most.
- If you don't really like Spongebob, or have a distaste in what's to come, why are you here?
- Should i see something about this being bland, do take note that you can go out and watch this movie instead of reading the transcript for a more colorful experience.
- This is NOT fan fiction. No point judging me over content.
PART 1: OPENING SEQUENCE & TROUBLE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?!
PARAMOUNT PICTURES
PRESENTS
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NICKELODEON MOVIES
PRODUCTION
IN ASSOCIATION
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UNITED PLANKTON PICTURES
PRESENTS
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NICKELODEON MOVIES
PRODUCTION
IN ASSOCIATION
WITH
UNITED PLANKTON PICTURES
*seagulls fly around a crow's nest of a pirate ship, where a look out paves at the sea, then reexamines to find a small boat heading to their ship*
Dinghy Guy: "I goott iit! Ah got it.. I got it!"
Lookout: "*removes telescope* Dinghy ahoy.."
*lookout looks downward to inform his crew*
Lookout: "Dinghy off the port bow. DINGHY OFF THE PORT BOW!"
Mate 1: "DINGHEYY OFF DE POWRT BAWW!"
*ship announces news, one pirate heads to the door to the captain's quarters*
Mate 2: "*knocks door* Captain! Dinghy off the.. *Door opens and K.O's Mate 2*"
Captain: "Dinghy..."
*Dinghy struggles toward ship, with the rower in much fatigue and moaning in pain*
*Dinghy guy is raised up ship atop the treasure chest he finds*
Dinghy Guy: "Aahh got it!"
*Captain pushes aside his crew to face the treasure.*
Captain: "Where is it?"
Dinghy Guy: "Aaah! It's right here, captain!"
*Captain sees opened chest, and is amazed.*
Captain: "I never thought I'd see it with me own eyes.."
*Captain raises something from his right hand*
Captain: "TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE!"
HOOORAY!
HURRAHH!
YEAHHHAHAHA!
Opening theme:
*celebration on ship*
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob SquarePants.
*celebratory swabbing of the deck*
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Spongebob SquarePants.
*spinning the ropes with a pirate playing a hula hoop*
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob SquarePants.
*mate is reeled up with a fresh fish at hand*
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
Spongebob SquarePants.
*Cheerleader style card turning*
Spongebob SquarePants.
Spongebob SquarePants.
Sponge... Bob, Square... Pants.
*Rustic pirate boat arrives at a modern seaside theater*
Spongebob SquarePants.
Spongebob SquarePants.
Sponge... Bob Square... Pants.
*pirates raid the snack bar*
Spongebob SquarePants.
Spongebob SquarePants.
*the pirate crew makes a small commotion by entering the theater noisily, and proceeds to sit at their front seats*
Spoooohoooohoooooonge-Booooobb
Squaaaare-Paaaaaaaaants!
*screen enters movie screen, with the scene now at the iconic Spongebob location: the Bikini Atoll Island*
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Narrator: "Ahh.. The sea. So mysterious. So beautiful. So.. erm.. wet!"
*scene enters underwater, showing the Krusty Krab*
Narrator: "Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery: the Krusty Krab restaurant, where.."
Policefish: "BACK OFF, BACK OFF!"
*scene zooms out to reveal police and news crews at the location*
Narrator: "Hey! Wait a minute. What is happening?!"
*scene moves to Mr. Krabs surrounded by news reporters*
Mr. Krabs: "Please settle down!"
*Increases focus towards Krabs*
Mr. Krabs: "We've got a situation in there *flash flash*. I'd rather not discuss 'til me manager gets here *flash*."
Offscreen Fish: "Look! There he is!"
*Hot rod boat appears*
*The door opens, revealing a cowboy boot worn by protagonist Spongebob, who heads to Mr. Krabs. Cheering is heard.*
Spongebob: "*in cool voice* *Talk to me, Krabs."
Mr. Krabs: "Oh. It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite.. NO CHEESE! *cries*"
*comedic slap ala Krab-Borg*
Spongebob: "Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in!"
*Spongebob enters the Krusty Krab and sees a fish nervously staring at his order*
Spongebob: "Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. *places briefcase* Everything's gonna be just fine."
Fish: "I'm really scared here, man!"
Spongebob: "You got a name?"
Fish: "Urmm.. Phil."
Spongebob: "You got a family, Phil?"
*Phil dramatically turns speechless as he reminds himself of his family*
Spongebob: "*snaps fingers twice* Come on, Phil. Stay with me. Let's hear about that family."
Phil: "I got a wife.. and two beautiful children!"
*Spongebob wears a headset*
Spongebob: "That's what it's all about. *Spongebob is selecting a tool* I want you to do me a favor, Phil."
Phil: "What?"
Spongebob: "*staring at a slice of cheese* Say: 'Cheese'."
*dramatic scene of placing cheese in a Krabby Patty*
*and repeats with more intensity*
*yeah we're getting somewhere*
*front doors kicked open, revealing Spongebob holding Phil with his now cheese-fulfilled order*
Spongebob: "Order up!"
*Fanfare! Crowd comes close to Spongebob and lift him up*
Crowd: "Three cheers for the manager!"
Hip hip HOONK!
Hip hip HOONK!
Hip hip HOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKKK!
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