Songs with dirty meaningsMusic 

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I can't honestly believe that you all missed Aerosmith's "Night in the Ruts" and "Big Ten Inch"

Boths have a dirty meaning, but aren't blatantly obvious.

AO
 
That's because no one listens to Aerosmith.

Pixies - Gigantic is worth mentioning.

Lovely legs they are
What a big black mess
What a hunk of love
Walk her every day into a shady place
He's like the dark, but I'd want him
Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let's have a ball (3x)
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love

I know it brings a smile to my face when I hear this song.
 
You could say that "Tube Snake Boogey" by ZZ Top is one to list, but actually it's a song about surfing. "I gotta gal who lives on the hill. She wont do it, but her sister will."
 
This is weak compared to those but here goes anyway:
Aerosmith Ten inch....Record. :lol:
Many Cannibal Corpse songs!
 
this thread is kinda dead but i just had to add these dirty little gems lol

well all love ms olivia newton john and we all know the song physical but do you know the lyrics?

I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like
Making good conversation
I gotta handle you just right
You know what I mean
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then to a suggestive movie
There's nothing left to talk about
Unless it's horizontally

Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

I've been patient, I've been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It's gettin' hard this holdin' back
If you know what I mean

I'm sure you'll understand my point of view
We know each other mentally
You gotta know that you're bringin' out
The animal in me

mmm yeah thats what i thought....

led zeppelins trampled underfoot is a kinky little song that uses car euphemisms to get the message across

Groovin' on the freeway, gauge is on the red
Gun down on my gasoline, believe I'm gonna crack your head
Talkin' 'bout love, talkin' 'bout love, I'm talkin' 'bout
I can't stop talkin' about, I can't stop talkin' about
Oooh, yeah, yes, a-drive on

and my personal fav "boys light up" by the australian crawl great beer drinking song if you ask me but the lyrics are a bit .....

SILENTLY SHE OPENS THE DRAWER
MOTHERS LITTLE HELPER IS COMING OUT FOR MORE
STRATEGICALLY POSITIONED BEFORE THE MIDDAY SHOW
HER BACK IS ARCHED THOSE LIPS ARE PARCHED
REPEATED BLOW BY BLOW
LATER AT THE PARTY ALL THE MPs RAVE
ABOUT THE HUMMERS SHE'S BEEN GIVING
AND THE MONEY THAT THEY SAVE
TO HER IT IS SKIN LOTION
FOR HIS PROMOTION TO
THAT FLAT IN SURFERS PARADISE WITH THE OCEAN VIEW

all the lyrics are there its just you can never understand them so you never knew that the wife in the boys light up song had a little rubber mate
 
danoff
ZZ top has to be on the list for pearl necklace.
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When I read the thread title, that's the song that popped in my head. I think I first heard the song when I was twenty or something, when I was hanging out with older friends. I told them I really liked the song and they told me what ZZ Top was singing about. I was little embarrassed. :guilty:
 
Goomba
I now have that song stuck in my head. Thanks daan, thanks a freakin' lot. :)

Tool - Push it
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yeah a lot of his songs are about an*l sex

there are lots of dirty "musicians" out there.
Kia, Eamon, Janet Jackson, Christina aquilera, And there were lots of dirty songs back in the middle ages. Dirty songs have been around forever, lol. Shakespere even wrote a few.
 
Of course he has. Even 3/4 of childrens rhymes and fairytales have some much darker underlying meaning. Alice in Wonderland, Beauty and the Beast, "Ring around the rosy", Hanzel and Gretel, Brothers Grimm, all have a much darker and more mature meaning behind them. Would you be surprised to know that Belle from BatB in Disney is actually supposed to be a French prositute?
 
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Of course he has. Even 3/4 of childrens rhymes and fairytales have some much darker underlying meaning. Alice in Wonderland, Beauty and the Beast, "Ring around the rosy", Hanzel and Gretel, Brothers Grimm, all have a much darker and more mature meaning behind them. Would you be surprised to know that Belle from BatB in Disney is actually supposed to be a French prositute?
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"Ring Around The Rosie" was a children's song from a plague era. It originally went like this...

Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posie
Tissue, Tissue
We all fall down.

Tissue is refrence to having the disease. It caused people to sneeze, hence they usually had tissue to sneeze into to prevent it being spread.

Snopes.com says that this is not true, though. They have several different forms of Ring Around The Rosie.

Bullet Boys - "Smooth Up In Ya'"
 
Solid Lifters
"Ring Around The Rosie" was a children's song from a plague era. It originally went like this...

Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posie
Tissue, Tissue
We all fall down.

Tissue is refrence to having the disease. It caused people to sneeze, hence they usually had tissue to sneeze into to prevent it being spread.

Snopes.com says that this is not true, though. They have several different forms of Ring Around The Rosie.
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*jaw drops*

It's:

Ring-a-ring o'roses. - The disease was characterised by a ring of raised red welts on the skin, referred to as a "ring of roses"
A pocket full of posies, - Plague affected the senses. A sweet smell, such as you'd get from a posy of flowers, was a common sign of the first stages of Plague. This may also refer to the folk belief that a bundle (posy) of certain herbs was a prophylactic against plague - hence a pocket full of posies.
Atishoo, Atishoo, - Sneezing. No shock here.
We all fall down - Death. No shock here either.


Snopes is well wide of the mark. Wikipedia also says "An origin as early as the 14th century is claimed for the song, but this is possible only if it were recited for centuries without being written down (as it first appeared in print in the late 19th century)." - though as I pointed out in the CvE thread earlier today, both the Rig Veda (Hindu) and the Torah (Judaism) have origins in excess of 1,100 years before they were committed to print. A much shorter rhyme, recited by children, learned by common usage, from an era of near-0% literacy is much more likely to retain its original form.
 
System of a Down - Cigaro

Yet this is one of my fav songs. :nervous:

Can't you see that I love my ****?
Can't you see that you love my ****?
Can't you see that we love my ****?

My **** is much bigger than yours,
My **** can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more!

not sure if i'm allowed to post this but its just the lyrics
 
heheh. The new Bloodhound gang song. (hell, almost every Bloodhound gang song for that matter) Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Think about it and it will explain it all. and the chorus is the words "Stick the You know what In the You know where" I bet you can sum it all up there.
 
Haha, how about blink 182-Family Reuinion!

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I'll take it off if that offends anyone.

[Admin's note - YOU BET that was offensive. Do NOT do that again.]

Damn, sorry if I po'd some of ya'll. I said I would have taken it off it was offensive to someone.....Someone had to do for me, but I have no problem to that, as a higher authority did it for me.
 
One of my personal favorites:

The Stooges - I wanna be your dog

So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be Face-to-face
And I'll lay right down In my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon


And 'Skin on Skin' from the Queens Of The Stone Age is about oral sex.
 
ND4SPD
Haha, how about blink 182-Family Reuinion!
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Reads exactly like "Uzi Lover" by Fur Q.

An entirely fictional rapper who "Kills two people live on stage during the show as it is performed", in a sketch from an early 1990's spoof current affairs show "Brass Eye".


"You got to kill people... to have respect for people... Obviously you can't kill everyone, cus then there'd be no-one left to respect" - Fur Q.
 
The Pointer Sisters - Automatic
[...]
I summon doctors to get some relief
But they tell me there is no cure
They tell me...

No way to control it
It's totally automatic
Whenever you're around
[...]

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To me, that's a little suspect.
 
Bubble Bunny
System of a Down - Cigaro

Yet this is one of my fav songs. :nervous:

Can't you see that I love my ****?
Can't you see that you love my ****?
Can't you see that we love my ****?

My **** is much bigger than yours,
My **** can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more!

not sure if i'm allowed to post this but its just the lyrics
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You take the lyrics too literal.

That song is actually about the situation in Iraq. Were the American government thinks their dick is much bigger than everyone elses and can dictate the affairs of foreign countries. Pretty much the point SOAD have been making since their first album.
 
Lollipop Lust Kill - The Perfect Woman
It doesn't have any words that would get cencored in it, but is much worse then what ND4SPD posted, so I won't push it.

Cradle of Filth - Cruelty Brought thee Orchids
has some nasty bits in it too. This is probably true of most Cradle of Filth.
 

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