Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

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After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner — a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia says she's registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.
Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo on Friday she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our Solar System.
There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.
"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."
The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres".
Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 per cent to the nation's pension fund.
She would dedicate another 10 per cent to research, another 10 per cent to ending world hunger — and would keep the remaining 10 per cent herself.
"It is time to start doing things the right way. If there is an idea for how to generate income and improve the economy and people's well-being, why not do it?" she asked.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8171119/spanish-woman-claims-ownership-of-the-sun

This sets a bit of a precedent, doesn't it?

And, let her define 'use' of the Sun. That could be entertaining, considering she plans on charging a fee for said 'use'.
 
Id love to see her stop people from using the sun.

"Sorry Sir, your sun bill is overdue, you are now required to wear this suit that completely blocks the sun"
 
Moved to the Current Events section.

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On paper, my kids own part of the North Pole. Shouldn't they get some of the proceeds from Santa's Workshop? And since they're not 18 yet, that should really go to their guardian. :dopey:

Honestly. "Owning" the sun? And then wanting to charge for it's use? Loony.

Expect the next news headline to be "Vitamin D levels lowest of all time except for grocery store delivery drivers."
 
The bit where she says someone has taken control of the moon and the majority of the planets dazzles me too.

Why, apart from bragging rights, would you want to? They're not worth anything, unless someone finds an infinite source of something useful
 
On the other hand, I live in Scotland and would like to pay more to get more use of the sun. I hope she'll be able to arrange my request.
 
On the other hand, I live in Scotland and would like to pay more to get more use of the sun. I hope she'll be able to arrange my request.


I would also like to have more of it during the winter.

And in case anyone was wondering, I've just purchased Earth, you are all now my minions.:P
 
Even if she only charged a penny per day for using the sun, half of it still be WAY too much money for the Spanish government to handle alone. :nervous:

And in case anyone was wondering, I've just purchased Earth, you are all now my minions.:P

Who'd you buy it from? :D
 
Even if she only charged a penny per day for using the sun, half of it still be WAY too much money for the Spanish government to handle alone. :nervous:
You mean they couldn't use ~$33,876,178.7USD/day?
 
To be too serious, ownership requires labor.

To be less serious, I think we should all simply tell her that we don't want the sun's output and that she should shut it off because it's landing on our property. Africa should sue her for drought, and put her in jail for murdering thousands each year with her Sun. Personally I find it a major nuisance that her sun is casting all this dirty "light" all over my yard, causing weeds to grow. She needs to shut it off before I take her to small claims court. How am I supposed to sleep in the morning with that obnoxious light coming through my window?
 
Every day the world finds another way to make me hate everyone in it even more. God help us all.
 
Is she going to charge The Sun newspaper for the usage of the word "sun"?
 
To be too serious, ownership requires labor.

To be less serious, I think we should all simply tell her that we don't want the sun's output and that she should shut it off because it's landing on our property. Africa should sue her for drought, and put her in jail for murdering thousands each year with her Sun. Personally I find it a major nuisance that her sun is casting all this dirty "light" all over my yard, causing weeds to grow. She needs to shut it off before I take her to small claims court. How am I supposed to sleep in the morning with that obnoxious light coming through my window?
Don't forget about those nasty sunspots that affect the Earth's climate. Magnetic field interference, ionic discharges, all the stuff that gives every human on the planet a right to sue her for property rights infringements and even violations against their lives. What about the people living at extreme latitudes? They could sue for having too little exposure to sustain life without artificial measures.
 
I'll be filing an ASBO against her as soon as the council offices open on Monday. I get one lie in a week, I'm fed up of it being ruined by a star that thinks it's a little different to the rest and has to come out in the day.
 
The guy who claimed ownership of the moon; pure genius.

Though, he did it in the hope that the moon would be colonised, so he could charge people for rent and/or sell the land that he claimed.

But this person trying to charge people for use of the sun... complete stupidity, nobody is going to settle on the sun, ever. There is no landmass to settle on for a start. Charging people for use of the sun is no more ridiculous than me charging people if they see my house. It's my house, you are not allowed to see it, or to be hit by the light it reflects, otherwise I can take action against you.

I think i'll claim ownership of the atmosphere, and start charging people to use my oxygen.

That's right, my oxygen. Hands off, it's mine.
 
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If she can claim the sun, then I'm claiming the air. $10 per breath. Everyone pay up.
 
Aww dammit. Well, if she's got dibs on the Sun, I've got dibs on Proxima Centauri, and VY Canis Majoris.
 
I call dibs on any habitable planet we find that resembles Tatooine.
 
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This angers Ra!

(This woman sounds serious, what a maroon.)
 
I say sure you can have the sun, but do it properly and legally. If you inherit a house or something from a deceased family member you must spend a night in it. Go spend a night on it and it's yours.
 
This is an evil women and she is the one to blame for waking me up in the morning. I oughta go up to the sun and pour a bucket of water on it. Never mind to say what's keeping that ball of fire going. The amount of coal being wasted by her and the damage to the enviroment. Lock this lady up.
 
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.... Excuse me for a minute while I LMAO here..... :lol: :lol:

This is absolutely the craziest thing Ive seen in a while....
 
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