Step right up folks! Name that Useless Content! Contest
- Thread starter AlphaAndius
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1. B-Spec driver fan fiction: You will be able to give your B-Spec drivers not only names but also write a fictional resume and background story. Add a family tree and finally publish everything online for other friends to read it.
2. Twitter and Facebook integration: Everyone will be able to see on Facebook or Twitter which car are you currently running on which track.
Plus other various retarded "community" features that add nothing to a driving game.
2. Twitter and Facebook integration: Everyone will be able to see on Facebook or Twitter which car are you currently running on which track.
Plus other various retarded "community" features that add nothing to a driving game.
- 1,000
- Donegal, IRL
- GTP_DaveB
The option to turn your Premium pride and joy into a half trak varient 
perfect for taking on Charmonix 
perfect for taking on Charmonix 
HKS racer
(Banned)
- 4,802
A Livery Editor... ah no sorry, that's a useful feature so they wont do it. Instead they will add a feature where you can choose your "favourite" Bob as a rally co-pilot, and being the co-pilot yourself using the mic! 
You: Hairpin left
Bob:
You: Hairpin left! Turn left!
Bob:
You: Come on turn leeeeft!!!
Bob:
You: Leeeeeeft for the God sake you stupid AI foooool!!!!
Bob: 💡
...
You: Hairpin left
Bob:
You: Hairpin left! Turn left!
Bob:
You: Come on turn leeeeft!!!
Bob:
You: Leeeeeeft for the God sake you stupid AI foooool!!!!
Bob: 💡
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- 7,517
- Connecticut
- Cowboys965
Lol
- 6
- BMW_850ci_V12
- 1,731
- Los Angeles
Functioning roof light on the gran turismo skyline.
Hazard light toggle.
Hazard light toggle.
- 4,470
- Vancouver, BC
- GTP_Grand_Prix
A water track for the Schwimmwagen?
No wait, that would actually be hilarious fun.
No wait, that would actually be hilarious fun.
- 1,845
- Durham, N.C.
- otakukid965
These are so hilarious. My turn now.
Do you hate your mother-in-law? Does she hate going over 50 MPH? Well, here is the perfect thing. You get a pre-downloaded, unchangeable mother-in-law to be your copilot in every race! You get nagged all race and if you go past her pre-specified speed, you get disqualified on the spot.
Oh, and blinkers.
Do you hate your mother-in-law? Does she hate going over 50 MPH? Well, here is the perfect thing. You get a pre-downloaded, unchangeable mother-in-law to be your copilot in every race! You get nagged all race and if you go past her pre-specified speed, you get disqualified on the spot.
Oh, and blinkers.
- 5,210
- Essex, UK
+1:tup:
- 490
- Jar31Lar
Pit Crews like the ones for Days of Thunder video game!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leQPFLjwgNg
Caution: Language, just in case you wish to stay... innocent, or something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leQPFLjwgNg
Caution: Language, just in case you wish to stay... innocent, or something.
A Livery Editor... ah no sorry, that's a useful feature so they wont do it. Instead they will add a feature where you can choose your "favourite" Bob as a rally co-pilot, and being the co-pilot yourself using the mic!
Like this? This would be us... Oh GT5.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLotUOvO9A
More you saY?
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- grashopper
- 441
- Montreal
- Orbit-360
- I want to be able to chose the colour of the stitching on the seats of the standard cars
- To be able to change the colour of the brake calipers
- To be able to swap out the excellent cd player w/an AM/FM casette unit from the 70s
- To be able to replace brand new, fade-free ceramic discs w/rusty drums.
- I love high-end sports cars but what I really want is to be able to visit a "GT Scap Yard" and give it the engine and gearbox from a Yugo.
- When I visit the "GT Drive-Thru" in my DMC-12, I want my meal to be too big to fit through the tole-booth windows.
- I want all the German and Australian cars to be limited to 155mph.
- While racing @ Gilles Villeneuve (lets just pretend it's in the game) I want the race to be unexpectedly suspended due to the construction of a new subway station.
- I want birds (big ones like ostriches and emus!) to crap on my windshield
- I want the bridge in Grand Valley Speedway to collapse
- I want to be able to chose whether a grand piano or an upright piano falls on top of the Morris Marina
- I want the option to race on Chamonix in April when the snow is melting
- When we race on an American track, all non-USA cars will have to be down-tuned to meet emissions regulations.
- Air conditioning
- When there's no actual race happening, Mount Panorama (again, let's pretend!) will have a 60 kph speed limit
- To be able to change the colour of the brake calipers
- To be able to swap out the excellent cd player w/an AM/FM casette unit from the 70s
- To be able to replace brand new, fade-free ceramic discs w/rusty drums.
- I love high-end sports cars but what I really want is to be able to visit a "GT Scap Yard" and give it the engine and gearbox from a Yugo.
- When I visit the "GT Drive-Thru" in my DMC-12, I want my meal to be too big to fit through the tole-booth windows.
- I want all the German and Australian cars to be limited to 155mph.
- While racing @ Gilles Villeneuve (lets just pretend it's in the game) I want the race to be unexpectedly suspended due to the construction of a new subway station.
- I want birds (big ones like ostriches and emus!) to crap on my windshield
- I want the bridge in Grand Valley Speedway to collapse
- I want to be able to chose whether a grand piano or an upright piano falls on top of the Morris Marina
- I want the option to race on Chamonix in April when the snow is melting
- When we race on an American track, all non-USA cars will have to be down-tuned to meet emissions regulations.
- Air conditioning
- When there's no actual race happening, Mount Panorama (again, let's pretend!) will have a 60 kph speed limit
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- 5,666
- Paint booth
- FMecha_EXE
Ferrari International Assistance mode. When you drive a Ferrari, your race are fixed. 
(This post is only sarcasm, so does almost every post here, IMO)
(This post is only sarcasm, so does almost every post here, IMO)
, and they will also start letting us trade over the 1 million dollar cap again.
- 1,097
- Jyväskylä
- djinline-FIN
Now that would be a genius addition to the game!
I would be swimming all day long with my Schwimmwagen.
:tup:Couldn't stop smiling..
- 5,666
- Paint booth
- FMecha_EXE
- 532
My guess of useless content:
a control to open / close windows at wish..... it would be SOOOOOO fantastic to drive with it only half open. Or not?
Fully down, elbow resting on the window sill - you or Bob can get a builders tan.
Anyway, my idea - the option to undo your seatbelt then watch when you crash as your driver flies through the windscreen but remains miraculously unhurt.
HKS racer
(Banned)
- 4,802
LoL
Bspec Bob would be proud!
- 1,000
- SSyello
Proper Body kits
opelgt1969
Premium
- 2,237
- Bristol,Va USA
- opelgt1969
Remote Race Update:
Now you can only use 1 racer per PS3
This would work the same as "gifting".
Now you can't use your other 2-4 accounts to build each others levels
Now you can only use 1 racer per PS3
This would work the same as "gifting".
Now you can't use your other 2-4 accounts to build each others levels
- 118
- off_the_bit
Human Rights for B-Spec drivers! An update to force us to pay them a salary, and let them choose to walk out on us after we've patiently allowed them to use our vehicles to increase their skills to a half-decent standard. For added authenticity, their salary should be automatically be deducted from our balance regardless of whether we use them, or even login to the game regularly.
- 490
- Jar31Lar
- 441
- Montreal
- Orbit-360
- 198
- Crazy_driveR3
Want to make your Honda Odyssey more like a pimpmobile? or does your pink and green RX-7 need more flair? well look no further for........SPINNERS! thats right, you can add these hip spinners on your rims to give that Volvo Estate a more gangsta look. Or add 26" Chrome rims to that old muscle car to show the world who is the biggest!
*coming in 2 months
*coming in 2 months
