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- CPReece98
- CP Reece
Step right up folks! Name that Useless Content! Contest
- Thread starter AlphaAndius
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- Marin County
WE NEED MOAR "*"-Spec modes!!!!
F-Spec: Play as a virtual racing fan! Sit in long lines waiting to buy tickets and then sit out in the heat watching one part of the circuit for a single lap race! Behold the intense action as much as TWELVE cars scream past one time! OPTIONAL: Cheer-Force GT™ force-feedback fan simulator.
FB-Spec: Same as above, but instead of being in direct control of a simulated fan, you give passive directions every approximately 10 seconds! Spend countless hours of unbridled fun spamming the 'CHEER' button and watch your avatar fan's adrenaline bar go up! Don't go too far though, or his strength will reduce and his voice may become hoarse. Excitedly plan bathroom-stop strategy to make sure your fan is always ahead of the pack!
GT-Auto Spec mode: Hone your skills as a professional oil change technician, car-washer, or race-modification installer! Increase your level to unlock new tools to fine-tune your craft. Try to contain your eruption of enthusiasm as you stay locked in a garage, listening to The Entertainer on constant loop, for days at a time, waiting for a user to require your service!
Paint Mode: Photomode too easy? Try the new paint mode! Select the medium of your choice from an enormous assortment of either oil or watercolor! Grind seasonal events endlessly to unlock new paint selections! 16,777,216 to collect in all! Toil pointlessly with the borderline-useless input of the fabulous DS3™ control interface, or upgrade to the new Paint-Force GT™ force feedback pallet and paint brush set! Feel the virtual canvas beneath your virtual brush as you hopelessly attempt to recreate your standard Volvo 240GLT in glorious John Singer Sargent style!
Additional features:
-Ability to choose from 1000+ Musicians (200+ Premium!) to play The Entertainer at GT-Auto, ranging from electronica re-mixes to heavy metal renditions.
-The Entertainer re-mix creator. Much like the track creator in that you have total control of a system of controls that arbitrarily modify existing content irregardless of your input
-Record mode. Full studio controls to record your freshly mixed The Entertainer samples
-Audio track online sharing. Share your custom The Entertainer tracks!
-R34 Skyline The Entertainer edition.
-Unlock special Skyline movie after game completion (including collecting all 16,777,216 paint mode colors). Movie set to The Entertainer
-Switch between 1-2-4-8-16-24 bit color settings for a true history lesson of the video game industry. Also, the history of Scott Joplin and The Entertainer. And Skylines.
-Total b-spec driver customization -- ability to choose everything from blood type to phobias and childhood experiences (including the exact date he/she first listened to The Entertainer) to fully bond with your drivers!
-Tuning mini-games. Instead of effortless sliders and data entry, every tuning option will require a mini game of spamming analog sticks and buttons. Tuning menu now strictly plays The Entertainer
-Cars require manual maintenance. Use sixaxis™ control system to watch your driver pour oil and fuel into your Skyline, while listening to The Entertainer
edit: I may have taken this a bit far...
F-Spec: Play as a virtual racing fan! Sit in long lines waiting to buy tickets and then sit out in the heat watching one part of the circuit for a single lap race! Behold the intense action as much as TWELVE cars scream past one time! OPTIONAL: Cheer-Force GT™ force-feedback fan simulator.
FB-Spec: Same as above, but instead of being in direct control of a simulated fan, you give passive directions every approximately 10 seconds! Spend countless hours of unbridled fun spamming the 'CHEER' button and watch your avatar fan's adrenaline bar go up! Don't go too far though, or his strength will reduce and his voice may become hoarse. Excitedly plan bathroom-stop strategy to make sure your fan is always ahead of the pack!
GT-Auto Spec mode: Hone your skills as a professional oil change technician, car-washer, or race-modification installer! Increase your level to unlock new tools to fine-tune your craft. Try to contain your eruption of enthusiasm as you stay locked in a garage, listening to The Entertainer on constant loop, for days at a time, waiting for a user to require your service!
Paint Mode: Photomode too easy? Try the new paint mode! Select the medium of your choice from an enormous assortment of either oil or watercolor! Grind seasonal events endlessly to unlock new paint selections! 16,777,216 to collect in all! Toil pointlessly with the borderline-useless input of the fabulous DS3™ control interface, or upgrade to the new Paint-Force GT™ force feedback pallet and paint brush set! Feel the virtual canvas beneath your virtual brush as you hopelessly attempt to recreate your standard Volvo 240GLT in glorious John Singer Sargent style!
Additional features:
-Ability to choose from 1000+ Musicians (200+ Premium!) to play The Entertainer at GT-Auto, ranging from electronica re-mixes to heavy metal renditions.
-The Entertainer re-mix creator. Much like the track creator in that you have total control of a system of controls that arbitrarily modify existing content irregardless of your input
-Record mode. Full studio controls to record your freshly mixed The Entertainer samples
-Audio track online sharing. Share your custom The Entertainer tracks!
-R34 Skyline The Entertainer edition.
-Unlock special Skyline movie after game completion (including collecting all 16,777,216 paint mode colors). Movie set to The Entertainer
-Switch between 1-2-4-8-16-24 bit color settings for a true history lesson of the video game industry. Also, the history of Scott Joplin and The Entertainer. And Skylines.
-Total b-spec driver customization -- ability to choose everything from blood type to phobias and childhood experiences (including the exact date he/she first listened to The Entertainer) to fully bond with your drivers!
-Tuning mini-games. Instead of effortless sliders and data entry, every tuning option will require a mini game of spamming analog sticks and buttons. Tuning menu now strictly plays The Entertainer
-Cars require manual maintenance. Use sixaxis™ control system to watch your driver pour oil and fuel into your Skyline, while listening to The Entertainer
edit: I may have taken this a bit far...
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- 4,470
- Vancouver, BC
- GTP_Grand_Prix
How about Roman Chariot races?
- 3,531
- London, Ontario
- Starky513
Window Tint/Shade will be availible to ALL premiumsin the GT-Auto menu, how ever, you can only tint certain cars to the extent of that model years public transport window tint regulartions 
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- Minnesota
- Raven_WET01
Playstation Move vuvuzelas!
I already do this, save for The Entertainer part. My job is to wash cars just like the guys in GT Auto... as a matter of fact I think I subconsciously applied for that job because it was in GT5
I don't know why I just do 
shirakawaa
Premium
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- GTP_shirakawaa
Insects getting splatted on the car's windscreen and front end at high speeds. Disappointingly, PD didn't implement this. They should build up quicker than dirt!
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- PintSizedPurple
- PintSizedPurple
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
- 1,039
- CPReece98
- CP Reece
- 282
- Guatemala City,
- forandypand@hotmail.com
Ooyu, i leave for two days, and what a mountain of suggestions!!! Il update the front page for the entries tommorrow, just to keep things neat.
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- GA
- Kino321-X
How about:
-an update that simulates air-conditioning/wind, complete with an official accessory by Logitech
-the ability to turn off/on your engine in a race
-selectable FM/AM radio
-the ability to upgrade and customize your seat and rollcage (sports/semi-racing/racing)
-Deluxe car wash and Super Deluxe car wash (complete with GT Wax) for longer lasting shininess
-a forest track complete with crossing animals
-DLC in which you can operate RC cars in PD's office
-PS Move functionality as a shift indicator
-an update that simulates air-conditioning/wind, complete with an official accessory by Logitech
-the ability to turn off/on your engine in a race
-selectable FM/AM radio
-the ability to upgrade and customize your seat and rollcage (sports/semi-racing/racing)
-Deluxe car wash and Super Deluxe car wash (complete with GT Wax) for longer lasting shininess
-a forest track complete with crossing animals
-DLC in which you can operate RC cars in PD's office
-PS Move functionality as a shift indicator
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- PHILLSHZ
How about working windscreen washers then? 👍
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- off_the_bit
B-Spec radio failure: pit-to-car radio breaks down at random, meaning you can't issue instructions to Bob!
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These keep getting funnier. Mind you, I'd actually quite like to listen to real-life FM/AM radio in the game.
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- Crazy_driveR3
- 4,209
- Wasilla, AK
I wouldn't call the ability to raise/lower the top useless, GT4 had it after all. Anyway certain cars look better with the top up or down so it might not really be useless.
Anyway, in keeping with GT's spirit of doing the small things before the large things, I explicitly guess that they'll give us a full-featured suit editor before they even think of giving us a livery editor.
Anyway, in keeping with GT's spirit of doing the small things before the large things, I explicitly guess that they'll give us a full-featured suit editor before they even think of giving us a livery editor.
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- Coventry
- jonnyb1990
WE NEED MOAR "*"-Spec modes!!!!
F-Spec: Play as a virtual racing fan! Sit in long lines waiting to buy tickets and then sit out in the heat watching one part of the circuit for a single lap race! Behold the intense action as much as TWELVE cars scream past one time! OPTIONAL: Cheer-Force GT force-feedback fan simulator.
FB-Spec: Same as above, but instead of being in direct control of a simulated fan, you give passive directions every approximately 10 seconds! Spend countless hours of unbridled fun spamming the 'CHEER' button and watch your avatar fan's adrenaline bar go up! Don't go too far though, or his strength will reduce and his voice may become hoarse. Excitedly plan bathroom-stop strategy to make sure your fan is always ahead of the pack!
GT-Auto Spec mode: Hone your skills as a professional oil change technician, car-washer, or race-modification installer! Increase your level to unlock new tools to fine-tune your craft. Try to contain your eruption of enthusiasm as you stay locked in a garage, listening to The Entertainer on constant loop, for days at a time, waiting for a user to require your service!
Paint Mode: Photomode too easy? Try the new paint mode! Select the medium of your choice from an enormous assortment of either oil or watercolor! Grind seasonal events endlessly to unlock new paint selections! 16,777,216 to collect in all! Toil pointlessly with the borderline-useless input of the fabulous DS3 control interface, or upgrade to the new Paint-Force GT force feedback pallet and paint brush set! Feel the virtual canvas beneath your virtual brush as you hopelessly attempt to recreate your standard Volvo 240GLT in glorious John Singer Sargent style!
Additional features:
-Ability to choose from 1000+ Musicians (200+ Premium!) to play The Entertainer at GT-Auto, ranging from electronica re-mixes to heavy metal renditions.
-The Entertainer re-mix creator. Much like the track creator in that you have total control of a system of controls that arbitrarily modify existing content irregardless of your input
-Record mode. Full studio controls to record your freshly mixed The Entertainer samples
-Audio track online sharing. Share your custom The Entertainer tracks!
-R34 Skyline The Entertainer edition.
-Unlock special Skyline movie after game completion (including collecting all 16,777,216 paint mode colors). Movie set to The Entertainer
-Switch between 1-2-4-8-16-24 bit color settings for a true history lesson of the video game industry. Also, the history of Scott Joplin and The Entertainer. And Skylines.
-Total b-spec driver customization -- ability to choose everything from blood type to phobias and childhood experiences (including the exact date he/she first listened to The Entertainer) to fully bond with your drivers!
-Tuning mini-games. Instead of effortless sliders and data entry, every tuning option will require a mini game of spamming analog sticks and buttons. Tuning menu now strictly plays The Entertainer
-Cars require manual maintenance. Use sixaxis control system to watch your driver pour oil and fuel into your Skyline, while listening to The Entertainer
edit: I may have taken this a bit far...
This is truly brilliant, I wouldn't actually be strangely happy if either this or 'The Skyline Pack' actually won
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- jonny_goddard
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- Las Vegas NV USA
- entertowin(1st) and niNjasPY55(2nd and m
Or how about this for photomode?
HOT MODEL PHOTOMODE SHOOT!!!! Known as M-Mode: Photo Travel in a whole new level.
In this section of photomode you take the hottest import models, car models, umbrella girls, race queens and other hot babes with your car in several new locations and the ones on GT5 and GT4 with any standard/premium car or cars, I said it more than ONE car of your choice!
When you select the mode, you choose which model you want to pose on your car, you can also have more than one girl present in your scene. Then choose your scene and begin. When it begins, you see the introduction where your car is sitting at, then the model or models walk towards your car or cars and finds a position to pose on/in your car.
When you want to change position of the car, the screen fades to black and you'll hear high heels walking away, doors closing, somebody turning on the car and driving to the new place on the map.
You want a close up with the girl or do you want her inside the car or posing around outside the car or the scenerey? Just click on the model image on the map and move her around until you have found a place for her to pose, or near the car it will give you the option to have her inside, on top or around the car, as before, choose your option and it will be done. Then take your picture!
And as a bonus, you can unlock more girls by winning seasonals in first place. So you can choose many more girls for the mode to liven your photos!!!
HOT MODEL PHOTOMODE SHOOT!!!! Known as M-Mode: Photo Travel in a whole new level.
In this section of photomode you take the hottest import models, car models, umbrella girls, race queens and other hot babes with your car in several new locations and the ones on GT5 and GT4 with any standard/premium car or cars, I said it more than ONE car of your choice!
When you select the mode, you choose which model you want to pose on your car, you can also have more than one girl present in your scene. Then choose your scene and begin. When it begins, you see the introduction where your car is sitting at, then the model or models walk towards your car or cars and finds a position to pose on/in your car.
When you want to change position of the car, the screen fades to black and you'll hear high heels walking away, doors closing, somebody turning on the car and driving to the new place on the map.
You want a close up with the girl or do you want her inside the car or posing around outside the car or the scenerey? Just click on the model image on the map and move her around until you have found a place for her to pose, or near the car it will give you the option to have her inside, on top or around the car, as before, choose your option and it will be done. Then take your picture!
And as a bonus, you can unlock more girls by winning seasonals in first place. So you can choose many more girls for the mode to liven your photos!!!
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- sprplay
Ok, heres another useless feature to mess up a real good funtionality of GT5:
Please, KAZ all we need is an AIRBAG, please !!!
It will bring safety to our drivers and will pop up in cockpit view mode if damage is set to 'enabled' and you make the slightest contact to any wall/opponent 💡
Unfortunately, once activated it completely will block your view and you can't continue the race. But GT-Auto offeres a repair for only 500.000cr.
Please, KAZ all we need is an AIRBAG, please !!!
It will bring safety to our drivers and will pop up in cockpit view mode if damage is set to 'enabled' and you make the slightest contact to any wall/opponent 💡
Unfortunately, once activated it completely will block your view and you can't continue the race. But GT-Auto offeres a repair for only 500.000cr.
Actually.....not a bad idea! How about Brolly Dolly's?!!
my guess is a special series of 24 hour seasonals with the MX5 at Tsukuba, at tsukuba reverse (I know they don't reverse real tracks), at tsukuba with the motorbike chicane, tsukuba motorbike chicane reverse and last Tsukuba short version (like in Forza3). Because we all know that what GT5 needs is MORE races at Tsukuba especially in the MX5.
