Step right up folks! Name that Useless Content! Contest

Alright. Just a quick update regarding the incoming 1.11 patch:

Because this patch will not add any features or content, the contest will come about on the next patch that brings in content, so until then, the contest is still going on. XD
 
PS Move support mini-game where you have to tune everything manually, remove tyres yourself at the pits or before races....

Wait.... I want this... :(
 
Did you ever get extremely pissed with Jeff gordons driving school. Did you just tap a car oh no! You fail. But now, with patch 1.12 pd introduces F-Spec where if you get within a meter of an ai car you automatically fail and need to restart the race!
Such tracks include ss7 and other small tracks.
 
at some point after playing day 23725, depending on how much you crashed gettin here, you get old and die, your save game is deleted and you have to start all over.
 
I had my silly head on earlier, so was thinking like a true PD programmer.

Changeable drinks in the cup holders?
Could be a new rewards thing like the racing suits, you could get a Starbucks cup, Coca-Cola bottle, Redbull cans etc

At the same time I was pondering why there was a toilet roll attached to the window of the Calsonic GTR. lol
 
Tire pressure adjustment... to most maybe useless but to me it is the most basic and important part of tunning a car...
 
Tire pressure adjustment that doesn't function, with "pressure chips".
J/K, I won't complain unless it's something bad.
Premature complaining is rightfully placed though.
 
@threadstarter, how did they "mess up the AI" in GT5?
They have always sucked. They just tail bite you less now.

On topic: maybe they will add collectable roof-boxes (dunno the actuall word)
 
Provide a standard car equivalent for every premium car (like there is already for the Enzo) to boost the car count ;)
 
Provide a standard car equivalent for every premium car (like there is already for the Enzo) to boost the car count ;)
Actually there already are 39 "standard/premium duplicates" in GT5 ... I guess they needed them to reach the "1000+ cars" mark 👎:yuck:
 
Beeing the ulimative simulator they will introduce 'true seasonal events' with time-multiplier not only allowing day-to-night transitions but going through the whole year-cycle of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

  • Spring will introduce fog
  • summer temperatures will boil your cooling-water if you're driving to fast
  • autumn produces slippery leaves fallen from the trees
  • winter will introduce some nice icy roads
Even the scenery will change accordingly!!!

Unfortunately PD will mess up this feature because in-race you won't be able to swap from summer to winter-tyres and the police will catch you and seize your car for safety reasons :(
 
Beeing the ulimative simulator they will introduce 'true seasonal events' with time-multiplier not only allowing day-to-night transitions but going through the whole year-cycle of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

  • Spring will introduce fog
  • summer temperatures will boil your cooling-water if you're driving to fast
  • autumn produces slippery leaves fallen from the trees
  • winter will introduce some nice icy roads
Even the scenery will change accordingly!!!

Unfortunately PD will mess up this feature because in-race you won't be able to swap from summer to winter-tyres and the police will catch you and seize your car for safety reasons :(

chaces are, you wont be able to control which season they use at all, even in practice mode :scared::nervous::grumpy::ouch:
 
WE NEED MOAR "*"-Spec modes!!!!

F-Spec: Play as a virtual racing fan! Sit in long lines waiting to buy tickets and then sit out in the heat watching one part of the circuit for a single lap race! Behold the intense action as much as TWELVE cars scream past one time! OPTIONAL: Cheer-Force GT™ force-feedback fan simulator.


FB-Spec: Same as above, but instead of being in direct control of a simulated fan, you give passive directions every approximately 10 seconds! Spend countless hours of unbridled fun spamming the 'CHEER' button and watch your avatar fan's adrenaline bar go up! Don't go too far though, or his strength will reduce and his voice may become hoarse. Excitedly plan bathroom-stop strategy to make sure your fan is always ahead of the pack!

GT-Auto Spec mode: Hone your skills as a professional oil change technician, car-washer, or race-modification installer! Increase your level to unlock new tools to fine-tune your craft. Try to contain your eruption of enthusiasm as you stay locked in a garage, listening to The Entertainer on constant loop, for days at a time, waiting for a user to require your service!

Paint Mode: Photomode too easy? Try the new paint mode! Select the medium of your choice from an enormous assortment of either oil or watercolor! Grind seasonal events endlessly to unlock new paint selections! 16,777,216 to collect in all! Toil pointlessly with the borderline-useless input of the fabulous DS3™ control interface, or upgrade to the new Paint-Force GT™ force feedback pallet and paint brush set! Feel the virtual canvas beneath your virtual brush as you hopelessly attempt to recreate your standard Volvo 240GLT in glorious John Singer Sargent style!

Additional features:

-Ability to choose from 1000+ Musicians (200+ Premium!) to play The Entertainer at GT-Auto, ranging from electronica re-mixes to heavy metal renditions.
-The Entertainer re-mix creator. Much like the track creator in that you have total control of a system of controls that arbitrarily modify existing content irregardless of your input
-Record mode. Full studio controls to record your freshly mixed The Entertainer samples
-Audio track online sharing. Share your custom The Entertainer tracks!
-R34 Skyline The Entertainer edition.
-Unlock special Skyline movie after game completion (including collecting all 16,777,216 paint mode colors). Movie set to The Entertainer
-Switch between 1-2-4-8-16-24 bit color settings for a true history lesson of the video game industry. Also, the history of Scott Joplin and The Entertainer. And Skylines.
-Total b-spec driver customization -- ability to choose everything from blood type to phobias and childhood experiences (including the exact date he/she first listened to The Entertainer) to fully bond with your drivers!
-Tuning mini-games. Instead of effortless sliders and data entry, every tuning option will require a mini game of spamming analog sticks and buttons. Tuning menu now strictly plays The Entertainer
-Cars require manual maintenance. Use sixaxis™ control system to watch your driver pour oil and fuel into your Skyline, while listening to The Entertainer

edit: I may have taken this a bit far... :)

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Excellent post 👍
 
Standard trailer for the standard Chrysler Prowler, as DLC

1997-Plymouth-Prowler-tow-behind-trailer.jpg
 
My guess is they will add the following:

Future Car/Concept Showroom.

This will feature will showcase new and concept cars that will never make it onto the track or take at least have 5 delays before making it into the game.

By the way I still love this game!
 
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