Terrorism Survival Kit?

[CDailey]

I was watching the news (MSNBC I think) and I saw a little scrolling thing down at the bottom and it said that the Austrailian government was going to send every household a Terrorism Survival Kit. Well for you Aussie members, if you got it yet, WTF is in?

 

[risingson77]

It contains one of these, most likely...

 

[CDailey]

Originally posted by risingson77
It contains one of these, most likely...

 

[vat_man]

Nah - I think there's a letter from the Prime Minister and a fridge magnet.

I wish I was joking.

 

[Vasco]

Yeh, and it cost them about 15 million dollars i believe. I wish i was joking too. One dude wants us all to send them back and tell them to spend it on something useful.

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
Yeh, and it cost them about 15 million dollars i believe. I wish i was joking too. One dude wants us all to send them back and tell them to spend it on something useful.

I would, but I need that magnet to hold bills up...

 

[Vasco]

Too true...My parents had to pay a bill for 1,700 grand because they were a week or so late on a stamp duty...

We need a larger magnet...whenever i try to put something up there, it falls down.

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
Too true...My parents had to pay a bill for 1,700 grand because they were a week or so late on a stamp duty...

We need a larger magnet...whenever i try to put something up there, it falls down.

Meh - there's always the ground - they don't fall far from there!

 

[risingson77]

Maybe you should stick the magnet on the terrorist's hard drives. You know scramble their data so they can't pull up the bomb plans...

 

[CDailey]

Originally posted by vat_man
Nah - I think there's a letter from the Prime Minister and a fridge magnet.

I wish I was joking.

That's all?! WTF

How is this a "Survival Kit"?

Sounds more like a "Vote For Me" kit to me

 

[Matrixhasu77]

that's funny risingson77.

 

[RVDNuT374]

Originally posted by risingson77

Where's the tear gas and grenades?

 

[Klostrophobic]

1,700 grand? 1.7 million dollars?

Damn.

 

[Vasco]

1700 dollars. I like that the avatar is back too.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by vat_man
Nah - I think there's a letter from the Prime Minister and a fridge magnet.

I wish I was joking.

Could we have a digital shot or a scan of the magnet? I'm sure it's lovely.

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by M5Power
Could we have a digital shot or a scan of the magnet? I'm sure it's lovely.

Yeah - when it turns up I'll post it.

 

[Vasco]

When we can we expect it in the mail vat? I heard the ads but it hasn't arrived yet...

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
When we can we expect it in the mail vat? I heard the ads but it hasn't arrived yet...

No idea - I just work here (and not very hard, at that...).

 

[Gil]

Originally posted by RVDNuT374
Where's the tear gas and grenades?

With a Desert Eagle, do you really NEED tear gas and grenades?

 

[Pupik]

Originally posted by vat_man
Nah - I think there's a letter from the Prime Minister and a fridge magnet.

I wish I was joking.

Why does the "Cancel Self-Destruct Button" scene from Spaceballs suddenly pop in my head?

"Crap! Even in the future, nothing works!"

 

[bigblocksrule]

Our government is issuing a giant sized tube of Chapstick, so you can kiss your butt goodbye!

 

[Pupik]

Yeah, this must be on the American Terrorism Survival Package (refrigerator magnet edition).

It ought to come with duct tape and some sort of tough, butyl plastic covering. That and ear plugs, so we don't have to hear our fearless leader.

 

[RVDNuT374]

Originally posted by pupik
Yeah, this must be on the American Terrorism Survival Package (refrigerator magnet edition).

It ought to come with duct tape and some sort of tough, butyl plastic covering. That and ear plugs, so we don't have to hear our fearless leader.

 

[Gran Turismo7058]

Originally posted by pupik