That Freaky Thing You Do So Well ??

[Mr P]

ok guys i'm bored silly and just for some amusement lets see who's got the freakiest abilities here at the planet !

( ie: anything totally out of the ordinary you can do )

mines is i have the ability to balance anything ( without being too heavy ) on my nose , chin , hands and feet , from 15 foot poles to a chair or milk crates you name it i can go for ages it's all about perfect control oh yeah and talking about that my mate from work qualify's for this thread too as he claims perfect control when he can belt out a fart for the most amazing length of time he has gone over a minute i kid you not and he does it every hour like clockwork
like i say anything freaky biting your big toes ? who cares lets just see who's is the funniest

 

[LoudMusic]

I have the uncanny ability to forget people's names while I'm talking to them. Quite embarrasing.

A friend of mine says I'm a great driver ... as long as I'm going in a strait line. Ask me to make a turn and we'll be back tracking for sure. Hey, what can I say, I don't like treading into uncharted territory without a once-over.

~LoudMusic

 

[Mr P]

ok then here's another ! there's this other guy i work with who has 3 nipples and webbed toes and he dont mind showing off in work to get that UUUUURRGGHHH !!! reaction that 1st time viewers do so well , i know sounds like i work in a freak circus ! oh yeah the bearded woman at security....... lol ojk

 

[TATINEE]

Hmm... I can touch my tongue to the tip of my nose. I'm pretty flexible, too.. don't know if that counts as being freaky, but there you have it.

 

[Mr P]

Originally posted by TATINEE
Hmm... I can touch my tongue to the tip of my nose. I'm pretty flexible, too.. don't know if that counts as being freaky, but there you have it.

how flexible?? lol no just messin , i can not touch my tongue to my nose so you qualified in my book :thumbsup:

 

[LoudMusic]

Originally posted by TATINEE
Hmm... I can touch my tongue to the tip of my nose. I'm pretty flexible, too.. don't know if that counts as being freaky, but there you have it.

Careful, you're in a group of guys who (mostly) are "without woman" due to their GT3 addiction. You might accidentily turn someone on (:

Oops! Too late (:

~LoudMusic

 

[LoudMusic]

Originally posted by LoudMusic


Careful, you're in a group of guys who (mostly) are "without woman" due to their GT3 addiction. You might accidentily turn someone on (:

Oops! Too late (:

~LoudMusic

Hey wait, that looks bad ... uh, I meant mr persistance was turned on already.

Nevermind ...

~LoudMusic

 

[Mr P]

 

[vat_man]

This took some thought, but I've picked it - I can infect people with words.

About once every couple of months I seem to pick up a word I say a lot. The current word is 'fantastic'. The last word was 'lovely'. It's typically an adjective.

I generally can't remember where I get them from - but I know I got 'lovely' from the series 'Rex the Runt' (Aardman fans will know that one)

The good thing is the word can be used in a variety of ways - sincerely, sarcastically, as a combined word ('fat-tastic' when eating donuts, 'fart-tastic' when - work it out yourself) and so on.

So, I use it for a while, and eventually the rest of the people at work get 'infected' and start using it as well.

I then drop that word and move on to another one.

The guys are justing to pick up 'fantastic', so it's coming close to moving on.

 

[TATINEE]

Originally posted by LoudMusic


Hey wait, that looks bad ... uh, I meant mr persistance was turned on already.

Nevermind ...

~LoudMusic

so sorry to disrupt you guys. i'll keep my obscene comments to myself.. hehe.

 

[Mr P]

Originally posted by TATINEE


so sorry to disrupt you guys. i'll keep my obscene comments to myself.. hehe.

AAAWWW !!! WHY ???

 

[TATINEE]

Originally posted by mr persistance


AAAWWW !!! WHY ???

Ok, ok.. the comments will stay at the request of Mr P. You have been warned.. take proper precautions before reading my posts

 

[Mr P]

cool 😈 😈 :fdevil:

 

[vat_man]

Nice work Mr P!

 

[Mr P]

 

[Concept]

Well.......I have a double jointed thumb and can wiggle it back and forth. I don't know why I can do it but I can. Just thought I would share. There is a story behind this too:

I was at football practice on day and I fell down wierd and I was really tired so I wiggled back my thumb to where my bone pops out and I started moaning and showed my coach and I got out of practice that day to go to the hospital. Mom came and picked me up to take me and I told her and she laughed. Just thought I would share.

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by ViperConcept
Well.......I have a double jointed thumb

I do too!!!

Well, I do, but I'm not so sure about the whole wiggling it back and forth thing...

All I can do is: while keeping my hand, wrist, and arm completely straight out, I can bend my thumb all the way back and touch it to my wrist. (Just picture your thumb touching your wrist, and you'll know how disgusting it is...)

 

[Mr P]

now thats FREAKY !

if i could do that , i'd have a few times getting out of work by making it look like a broken thumb

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by LoudMusic


Careful, you're in a group of guys who (mostly) are "without woman" due to their GT3 addiction. You might accidentily turn someone on (:

Oops! Too late (:

~LoudMusic

Oops sorry.

 

[Mr P]

:smilewink

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by viper_maniac

Oops sorry.

Don't try fixing those links either. You know better than to post stuff like that.

 

[NocturnalPS]

Originally posted by viper_maniac

Oops sorry.

awww man what was that . i want to see. im of age. !!! let me see. lol

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by NocturnalPS



awww man what was that . i want to see. im of age. !!! let me see. lol

Tell that to Josh

 

[NocturnalPS]

Originally posted by viper_maniac


Tell that to Josh

Umm no its okay... i dont want to get my butt kicked.

 

[Josh]

If you want to see the 2 animated .gifs of monkeys jackin' off then have viper PM them to you. I'll admit that they were funny, but not appropriate for the site.

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by Josh
If you want to see the 2 animated .gifs of monkeys jackin' off then have viper PM them to you. I'll admit that they were funny, but not appropriate for the site.

I'm sorry about posting them. I thought they were funny and kinda appropriate for that moment. I guess not.

 

[NocturnalPS]

Originally posted by Josh
If you want to see the 2 animated .gifs of monkeys jackin' off then have viper PM them to you. I'll admit that they were funny, but not appropriate for the site.

oh i saw that you better. i saw that in the thread about nothing . i saw that in there too. just to let you know.

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by NocturnalPS
i saw that in the thread about nothing just to let you know.

Well, uh, considering that there's like 1800 pages of that thread(and I have no clue where to begin looking), I think I'll leave them there...

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by NocturnalPS
oh i saw that you better. i saw that in the thread about nothing . i saw that in there too. just to let you know.

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by viper_maniac


I'm sorry about posting them. I thought they were funny and kinda appropriate for that moment. I guess not.

To be completely honest, I posted those same "smilies"a LONG time ago, but deleted them like 2 minutes later(posted 'em just long enough for ghostrider or someone else to see). They were funny(had me rollin' in laughter... ), and they were appropriate for that post/moment, but they're just not appropriate for this site(if it was the same post, but different site it would have been okay to post them).