The Book of Turismo

[axletramp]

I humbly acknowledge this position of Pistonshead

pffft.

 

[W3H5]

Do I detect blasphemy for you, sir?

Apex

 

[axletramp]

err...

I'll do 50 Hail Marcos' and 20 laps of La Sarthe in the rain at night...

edit: Nice sig. Are we supposed to add something to ours as a symbol of our devotion, oh wise Piston?

 

[W3H5]

I don't really know. It's an accolade I'm proud to show. (it's crazy but then that's religion.)

Do you want to be my alter boy?

But seriously, Apex.

 

[axletramp]

^ I think the tape is in the wrong place.

 

[W3H5]

It's the best I could find which is family friendly.

Edit: How many people have realised I just rewrite actual verses and put in GT terms?

 

[DJones]

There shall be no religious war with the Forzites, for they are our brothers.

Yes iv come top realize this. I was reading the whole thread but i grew impatient. Forgive me father.

 

[DaxCobra]

Is it a sin for me to play iRacing?

If so, I think I need to go pray.

 

[leepangfu]

Is it a sin for me to play iRacing?

If so, I think I need to go pray.

Haha you're now a iRacist, follower of the iRacism Racism is a sin!

 

[witham]

Count me in this is just too funny and sort of serious, I requested to join on facebok as well

Thou shall not be tempted by forzas monthly dlcs, instead stay patient to our lesser but greater givings,

 

[Matty]

It's the best I could find which is family friendly.

Edit: How many people have realised I just rewrite actual verses and put in GT terms?

I do.. Trying to think of one atm..

EDIT: May the curbs be with you.

 

[DaxCobra]

I do.. Trying to think of one atm..

EDIT: May the curbs be with you.

May the G-force be with you?

Thou shall overlook the unrealistic X1.

 

[axletramp]

As it says in Psalm 908HDi 'Thou shalt log in everyday or face the blight of the 100% only payouts'.

That's the one I posted on the Facebook page anyway.

 

[Matty]

May the G-force be with you?

Thou shall overlook the unrealistic X1.

Neigh it is to wordy

May the curb be with you.

 

[Schwartz]

Neigh it is to wordy

May the curb be with you.

This isn't Star Wars.

 

[Spasiboy]

This isn't Star Wars.

Apex my brother.

 

[PAWEL17]

So every sunday we go to race online for an hour?

 

[Spasiboy]

It was written:

"- Remember the Race day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Race of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who works at the taco stand in the Nurburgring. For in six days the Lord made the Poyphony Digital and the Gran Turismo, the Nurburgring, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Yamauchi blessed the Race day and hallowed it."

Thou shall race.

 

[Furinkazen]

Thou shall keep going even if spunneth my online noob on the first lap at Daytona in a 50 lappeth race. This is the spirit to Endurance and GT

I am in, sign me up.

 

[PAWEL17]

It was written:

"- Remember the Race day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Race of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who works at the taco stand in the Nurburgring. For in six days the Lord made the Poyphony Digital and the Gran Turismo, the Nurburgring, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Yamauchi blessed the Race day and hallowed it."

Thou shall race.

Then forgive for i have sinned. I did not attend last week's Sunday church. I vow never to miss it again.

 

[Schwartz]

Follower list updated.

 

[DJones]

Follower list updated.

Guess I should have made it a little clearer that I have been converted lol

 

[Hayden]

And he said
"Go forth my Bobs and changeth the wheels on thy standard cars, for thou hast shown me the error of my ways."
The community roared in celebration for the dreaded hubcaps on the 240z could finally be banished for His 5 spoke alloys.
Apex.

Count me in.

 

[Matty]

Oh almighty Shem, how do I join thy almighty brotherhood of honorary pistons?

This isn't Star Wars.

In church the say 'May the lord be with you' and the followers respond 'And also with you'. that's what I was on about. 👍

 

[Matty]

Sorry double post. May the Lord forgive me as I have tried to make up for my sins.

 

[Schwartz]

Oh almighty Shem, how do I join thy almighty brotherhood of honorary pistons?

Read the OP

In church the say 'May the lord be with you' and the followers respond 'And also with you'. that's what I was on about. 👍

Oh, I didn't know that. I feel stupid now.

 

[Matty]

Read the OP

Oh, I didn't know that. I feel stupid now.

I shall devote my life to spreading the word of Kaz.

And do you like it? I think it could work. 👍

 

[Schwartz]

And do you like it? I think it could work. 👍

Do I like what?

 

[W3H5]

Oh almighty Shem, how do I join thy almighty brotherhood of honorary pistons?

The power comes from the divine, beyond the Paradise of Nordschleife and was willed unto me by a scribe of the word of Turismo.

Is it a sin for me to play iRacing?

See below for inspiration. The Book of Psarthe and the Book of Chicane have lots of information for those wishing to convert.

Let us not judge them for their sins but convert them to see the light the that He means us to.

Apex.
Book of Chicane
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Those that practice Forzalam are nought for our brothers in speed, though they have been misled by the false deity T10, they are blinded by the greed of a livery editor and it shall be their folly.

Apex
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[Matty]

Do I like what?

May the curb be with you?