The Funny/ Evil Statement thread

[Theace37]

Ok. I didn't see this allready done. But I think it could be very funny.

All you have to do is write down the meanest (comical) statement you can think of. (Think of Cyanide & Happieness, Reddit etc.)


Lets see who has the driest Wit on GTP!

I'm pretty sure this is within The AUP...


-oh yes. Since this is the 'evil humor thread' please no one take offence to what is said.

 

[TB]

All you have to do is write down the meanest (comical) statement you can think of.

"You're a drifter, aren't you?"

 

[Aquarelle]

"You're a drifter, aren't you?"

Don't be like that TB, I still love you.

I know I come home smelling like tyre smoke every night but I can't help it! it's just who I am..

 

[Azure Flare]

I know I come home smelling like tyre smoke every night but I can't help it! it's just who I am..

Could be worse, you could come home smelling like crack and hookers.

 

[XS]

Could be worse, you could come home smelling like crack and hookers.

That's bad? Sounds like a good time to me. Unless you smell like a hooker's crack...

 

[Theace37]

That's bad? Sounds like a good time to me. Unless you smell like a hooker's crack...

Ya that would be bad...




My contribution- Well... Your mom died to get away from you.

 

[nealcropper]

The best part of you ran down your mums leg.

 

[Famine]

And that's an object lesson in subtlety...

"You're a drifter, aren't you?"

... against crassness ...

My contribution- Well... Your mom died to get away from you.

The best part of you ran down your mums leg.