The Funny Screenshot Thread

[Dennisch]

@Famine trying to flip a house.

 

[Famine]

@Famine trying to flip a house.

As if I'd get rid of it.

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Famine]

 

[Jimlaad43]

 

[Danoff]

But just barely.

 

[UKMikey]

But just barely.

Think this depends if you are talking in absolute or relative terms. Dihydrogen monoxide has 100% more hydrogen molecules than there are stars in the solar system. "One" sounds small but "twice as many" sounds like a lot.

 

[Danoff]

Think this depends if you are talking in absolute or relative terms. Dihydrogen monoxide has 100% more hydrogen molecules than there are stars in the solar system. "One" sounds small but "twice as many" sounds like a lot.

It couldn't be less than it is and still be true right?

 

[UKMikey]

It couldn't be less than it is and still be true right?

But it's true. One is barely bigger than zero as a number but I think it's also infinitely bigger than zero in absolute terms. If there were one fewer universe we wouldn't exist. Mr Micawber springs to mind.

 

[Liquid]

"One" sounds small but "twice as many" sounds like a lot.

Which is the cardinal difference (a natural number) and the proportional difference (a percentage, ratio or order of magnitude). I agree; twice as much or double does sound more grand in scale than one more.

 

[TexRex]

 

[Jimlaad43]

Hey who stole my carpet?

 

[Dennisch]

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Jump_Ace]

Just another Sunday morning DD order.....

Jerome

 

[AEKara38]

Just another Sunday morning DD order.....
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Jerome

Luckily it's not Good Friday or Easter Saturday.

 

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

Just another Sunday morning DD order.....
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Jerome

Is he on a bike?

 

[UKMikey]

Luckily it's not Good Friday or Easter Saturday.

Christmas would be appropriate considering he also seems to be one of Santa's reindeer.

 

[UKMikey]

Cheating alleged after men’s world conker champion found with steel chestnut

Metal replica conker found in pocket of David Jakins AKA King Conker, first-time winner after competing since 1977

www.theguardian.com

 

[p78]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[TB]

Damn. I needed 100. Guess I have to get them from somewhere else.

 

[Liquid]

Chuffed as chips isn't a real phrase.

Chuffed (sometimes chuffed to bits) means delighted.
Cheap as chips means a great bargain.

 

[W3H5]

Lol chuffed as chips. That’s hilarious. I’m gonna start using that.

 

[MatskiMonk]

(sometimes chuffed to bits) means delighted.

It also means you had an unfortunate encounter with a steam train.

 

[Barra333]

This one may have chuffed to bits...

 

[Liquid]

 

[Dennisch]