This looks like a really bizarre dream after you've watched a crapload of Futurama, Played way too much skyrim and had one too many beers, especially towards the end with all of those crabs
Oh Hi Grandma. You seem to have calmed down since the crystal meth wore off. Now if you'd just like to slip that freaky baby head off, we'll see if Corrie's on shall we. Grandma, whatever happened to Grandpa...