The human race is doomed (This time, a pencil)

[McLaren]

The Stupid Disease - This disease is very common. While people claim the Bird Flu will kill the human race, I find it more likely to be killed off by this. The causes are currently unknown. Some are immune due to a knack of an actual brain. The disease can be contageous in groups, and can happen anywhere. The only cure is to actually learn something (This usually happens after the incident).

Why did I write this? Because every year, stupider and stupider things show up. See this.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html

Man feels the need to stick pencil in his "man"-hood.
No comments from me.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Fool. Everybody knows you use chopsticks for that.

 

[Kylehnat]

The gene pool in that guy's family seems to be "bone" dry.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Eww! Thats pretty much one of the grossest things I've ever heard. What the hell was he thinking!?

 

[G.T]

Darwin Award Honorable Mention indeed...

 

[Flame-returns]

I think that this is a shining example of a world in which the most powerful man happens to have the iq of a mildly intelligent house plant. Am I the only person who wonders if stupidity has a trickle-down effect on the spectrum?

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

Fool. Everybody knows you use chopsticks for that.

No, you're supposed to use a popsicle stick and some duct tape.

 

[HondaRacer]

How in the hell would you even get it in there without EXTREME discomfort!?

That guy must be stupid, and lack all feeling in his "parts."

 

[ExigeEvan]

How in the hell would you even get it in there without EXTREME discomfort!?

That guy must be stupid, and lack all feeling in his "parts."

Well the guys logic is atleast partly sound. Extreme discomfort is noting if it means knocking boots at the end of it, must have been a while though.