The WalMart Game! (Read OP)

[D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S]

My friends and I heard of a game called the WalMart game. The rules are simple: Name any three items you would buy to freakout the cashier the most. You cannot use a sexual item.

Tissues, scented candles, child star poster.

 

[toymdngn]

Bundle of kindling, butane torch and a cabbage patch doll.

 

[CodeRedR51]

I thought of one but not gonna say it.

 

[D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S]

I thought of one but not gonna say it.

C'mon, say it!

 

[TB]

Ski mask, rope, Airsoft gun.

 

[Danny]

 

[Northstar]

Ether, candy, shovel

All at 1AM.

 

[SlipZtrEm]

+

+

...

Welp, RSVP'd my seat down in the netherrealm.

 

[Northstar]

Welp, RSVP'd my seat down in the netherrealm.

I think I did as well, which is a good thing as I hate queuing.

 

[NissanSkylineN1]

Firearm Ammunition, Shovel, Garbage bags.

 

[D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S]

Chips Ahoy Cookies

Milk

Rat Poison

While muttering, "If those damn kids go by my house one more time..."

 

[Ken]

EDIT: I forgot to check image size. Sorry. Fixed

 

[Minty]

Fantastic:tup:

Ski mask, rope, Airsoft gun.

This is Walmart, remember. You can get a real gun.

 

[Northstar]

This is Walmart, remember. You can get a real gun.

You don't need to wait on a pesky background check for an airsoft gun though.

 

[Lizard]

Fantastic:tup:



This is Walmart, remember. You can get a real gun.

? I know in America people have the right to own a gun but they are sold in a supermarket?

 

[CodeRedR51]

? I know in America people have the right to own a gun but they are sold in a supermarket?

Supermarket/everything market.

http://www.walmart.com/browse/hunti...eA120712-lLinkLHNHunting8GunsRifes_Ammunition

 

[terminator363]

Slip and slide, Snowblower, Vaseline.

 

[EatMyRB26]

Supermarket/everything market.

Well in that case 2 girls, 1 cup.

 

[CodeRedR51]

C'mon, say it!

You asked, don't say I didn't warn you.

Only works for a guy of course.

Panties.
Bra.
Duct Tape.

 

[Ken]

Dog Food
Casarole Dish
Dinner invitations

 

[taz]

edit: and I'd look around like I don't want any one to see what I'm getting.

 

[Minty]

You don't need to wait on a pesky background check for an airsoft gun though.

No waiting limit on a 12-Guage in some states.



Which makes it all the better. Ask for a hand gun, when they tell you there's a background check respond "I don't have time for that, I need a gun now!" then buy a shot gun. Just a little icing on the "What the hell is this guy planning" cake.

 

[Lizard]

Rope.
Tape.
Laxatives.

 

[D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S]

Rope.
Tape.
Laxatives.

Oh good lord, please don't tell me what I think your thinking...

 

[Lizard]

Oh good lord, please don't tell me what I think your thinking...

I don't know but I would love to see the face of the cashier.

 

[NissanSkylineN1]

I don't get it...

 

[D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S]

I don't get it...

I don't think you want to know, if my thinking is correct...

 

[NissanSkylineN1]

"Its a Boy!" Card
Pregnancy Tester
Roses

 

[Slash]

Ski mask, rope, Airsoft gun.

Ski mask, rope, and M4 style pellet gun for me.

 

[RVDNuT374]

Justin Beiber poster
Vaseline
newest Justin Beiber CD