Things that are better than the replacement refs

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Feel free to contribute. In this thread we list things that are better than the NFL's replacement officials...

A ride on the Hindenburg
Cruising on the Titanic
Having Casey Anthony as a babysitter
Watching The Dark Knight Rises in Colorado.
Living in Cleveland
Dropping your kids off at Sandusky's summer camp
Charlie Sheen's sobriety
Antonio Cromartie's use of contraception
Being a vase in Brandon Marshall's house
Ted Ginn's hands
Lebron James's hairline
Vince Young's credit score
Communism
Holding a nail for Thor
Ozzie Guillen's english
Watching Glee
Headcrabs
Golden Tate's honesty
Dan Carpenter's aim
Jay Cutler's pancreas
Being Macaulay Culkin as an adult
AIDS
 
I'd say North Dakota, but then I'd be lying.

Edit: Damn it TB is offline. That was a total misfire. *slowly sidesteps out of room*
 
I've got some more Omnis.

Your Grandma beating you at rap battles and in Call of duty.

Your car deciding to leak all of its oil on a freshly paved driveway.

A woman beating you with a tampon...A used tampon that is...
 
Jim Joyce's missed call on Armando Galaragga's Non-Perfect Game.
A Replacement Ump's Strike Zone.
Crossfit.
ForzaPlanet.
Bronies.
Tim Tebow.
Jen Sterger's Text Message History.
SuperCobraJet's Opinion of the Scientific Method.
Jurassic Park III.
Joffrey Baratheon.
 
A soup sandwich
Fiat 500 RM'd
1,000 Paint Chips - "Extra Gray"
Gas at $5 a gallon
The personality of a loaf of wheat bread
When your girl hollers out a different guy's name while you're uhhh... on top to her
Stevie Wonder Lawn Mowing Service
Pills that give you additional hairy bits
Shrinkage while you're in the pool
A secret code that turn all cars into Standard Cars
Truck Stop Food
OJ Simpson Knife Sets
Replacement Cheerleaders
3D movies without the glasses and you're watching in black and white while drunk
 
NHL Lockout, Peyton Manning, and the Raiders.......actually never mind they're still worse.......especially the NHL Lockout.
 
Adolf Hitler
Charles Manson
Rebecca Black
Stephen Hawking's 40 yard dash
Jar Jar Binks
Crystal Pepsi
A 2.2 Toyota Camry
 
Reaganomics
Gigli
President Bush's SAT scores
Justin Bieber's lack of masculinity.
NBA's lack of caucasian centers.
The stench of the Indian jungle.
FIFA's corruption probes.
Sepp Blatter.
 
Driving stick in rush hour traffic
Cleaning female restrooms
Oprah Winfrey naked Threesome with Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama (optional blindfold)
Accidentally hooking up with a transvestite
Vacationing in Afghanistan
Britney Spears on American Idol Britney Spears
Kardashian Marathons
Being homeless
Losing your wallet
Softcore Porn
VH1 Reality Shows from a few years ago
Helping someone move
Kelly Osbourne
Being a Mets Fan (Yea I am one)
Jamarcus Russell coming to play for your team
Getting into a fist fight with Wolverine
Tyson- Holyfield 2
E.T. for Atari 2600
 
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Almost every Canadian driver.
A first class ticket on Flight 175.
Mike Tyson thinking you stole his Tiger.
Elevator music.
Forza punters.
Macs.
Liberal hippies.
Edit: Every religion.
 
Schwartz
I'd say North Dakota, but then I'd be lying.

Edit: Damn it TB is offline. That was a total misfire. *slowly sidesteps out of room*
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Boo.

Yeah, having a $1.6 billion state budget surplus and the lowest state unemployment rate in the nation SUCKS. ;)
 
The Astros.
Sound in GT games.
Asian drivers.
Walmart.
Being banned.
Being a Giants fan and going to Dodger Stadium.
 
The GT5 drifting forum.
The Carolina Panthers defence.
Brandon Weeden.
Scrubs season 9.
 
HOODFIELD
Oprah Winfrey naked
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Obviously the League in which some of them came from is much better. :drool:
(not really ... but)

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Villain
*gif*
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Ok, maybe that was a bit much. :indiff: I balanced it out for you.

Nicksfix
Obviously the League in which some of them came from is much better. :drool:
(not really ... but)
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Article I was reading said they were fired from there, ha ha.

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Flat tires
Getting a DWI on a bicycle
Clogging the toilet at a girl you've just met house
Final exams
Getting your wisdom teeth pulled without anesthesia
Replacing all songs on your iTunes with random peoples Karaoke versions
Tattoos of Chinese symbols that you don't know the meaning of
Colonoscopies
 
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Kazuki Nakajima
Jamarcus Russell
Mark Sanchez
Auburn Universities football team this year (I'm an Auburn fan BTW) :(
 
Playing a Xbox 360, and you have no idea what to do.
Crossing a country illegally.
Traveling through space in a Fiat 500.
Politics. Then again, that's boring.
 

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