TOCA Season 5 / Spurgy, Joe, DBC, Volvo, Champions!

[Furinkazen]

Fox @ FEKC, correct?

 

[Spurgy 777]

Fox @ FEKC, correct?

Yep, I did talk to R35 as well but it would have been a last minute rush with setups and stuff seen as I'm going out for a bit, plus it isn't definite you would let him in.

 

[Furinkazen]

Yep, I did talk to R35 as well but it would have been a last minute rush with setups and stuff seen as I'm going out for a bit, plus it isn't definite you would let him in.

As it stands R35's ban was until end of season at least.

 

[Spurgy 777]

As it stands R35's ban was until end of season at least.

Ok, thought you would say that anyway

 

[DaxCobra]

Q. What is the first thing you'd say when you met Furi's mum?

A. I haven't seen you since that night about 19 years ago!

2. Which driver would be least likely to get some?

A. Carbonox.

3. Which driver would be most likely to be in the closet?

A. Carbonox.

4. What is your favourite beer?

A. Carbon- Wait... Budweiser.

5. Who would win in a fight - DaxCobra or Knelly?

A. No question. Daxcobra. Or, Chuck Norris.

6. What is the ideal sized banana you'd like to eat? - Inches please.

A healthy average 6 inches please.

7. Do you prefer saggy bananas or wet bananas?

A. Wet. Nothing better than a wet banana.

8. Who is more of a lightweight - Akmuq or Matty?

A. Matty. He is like a Caterham.

9. Where might you find Furi's dad?

A. Hello!!!!

10. Where do you think Furi spends most of his time - posting on GTPlanet or stalking on match.com?

A. Neither, he spends it making car noises and pretending to drive in his bathtub.

 

[Furinkazen]

I'm not laughing... BTW Monza Reports currently in progress now 👍

 

[neljack]

Q. What is the first thing you'd say when you met Furi's mum?

10. Where do you think Furi spends most of his time - posting on GTPlanet or stalking on match.com?

A. Neither, he spends it making car noises and pretending to drive in his bathtub.

Oh My God!

 

[Lizard]

Q. What is the first thing you'd say when you met Furi's mum?

A. I haven't seen you since that night about 19 years ago!

.

You are 17 so how you work that?

Number 10.

 

[DaxCobra]

You are 17 so how you work that?

http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://[domain blocked due to malware]/instances/400x/21942759.jpg&sa=X&ei=QL84UILfA8TF0QXtw4GQAQ&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFDBU151rpcpth3v8BANxGEa8AN6A

 

[Akmuq]

1. What is the first thing you'd say when you met Furi's mum?

Oh hello Mrs. Coady, nice to see you again

2. Which driver would be least likely to get some?

Carbonox

3. Which driver would be most likely to be in the closet?

Carbonox

4. What is your favourite beer?

Jagerbomb with blended penguin

5. Who would win in a fight - DaxCobra or Knelly?

Knelly, but Dax would moan to the stewards about it

6. What is the ideal sized banana you'd like to eat? - Inches please.

size, doesn't matter, it's all about thickness

7. Do you prefer saggy bananas or wet bananas?

Saggy, shows experience

8. Who is more of a lightweight - Akmuq or Matty?

Matty

9. Where might you find Furi's dad?

Shopping

10. Where do you think Furi spends most of his time - posting on GTPlanet or stalking on match.com?

posting on GTPlanet whist stalking match.com, two tab browsing FTW

 

[Furinkazen]

Monza Reports are live, but for some reason photobucket has replaced the Race 1 pics with Race 3 ones

 

[Matty]

"]Q. What is the first thing you'd say when you met Furi's mum?

A. Have you brought the condoms? We don't want another mistake like Furi again

2. Which driver would be least likely to get some?

A. B-Spec Bob.

3. Which driver would be most likely to be in the closet?

A. Dax, definitely Dax.

4. What is your favourite beer?

A. Beer? Not enough alcohol. Pudgeen 60% FTW!

5. Who would win in a fight - Matty or akmuq?

A. Seriously? Your actually asking.

6. What is the ideal sized banana you'd like to eat? - Inches please.

A. I'm allergic.

7. Do you prefer saggy bananas or wet bananas?

A. I'm allergic.

8. Who is more of a lightweight - Akmuq or Matty?

A. Refer to answer 5.

9. Where might you find Furi's dad?

A. Ahhh... About that....

10. Where do you think Furi spends most of his time - posting on GTPlanet or stalking on match.com?

Well, normally 15,000 posts takes a while. But that's only when they have words. So match.com wins by 70-20-10 vote, 20. Being a dirty site.
A.

 

[R35 SKYLIN3]

i totally didnt read that in an irish accent

 

[Furinkazen]

Room will be set at 50% weather, changeability 8, 10% track wetness WHEN ROOM OPENS. Then I will measure what its closest to and set it for quali from that when its re set. Also if the room has a sudden weather change post-race (say for example its 100% wet when race finishes and goes suddenly to sun) I will change weather to reflect the conditions as they should be.

 

[Furinkazen]

RIght, with just under an hour until we begin, another reminder - practise is now 30mins, quali 15mins.

 

[Carbonox]

Room will be set at 50% weather, changeability 8, 10% track wetness WHEN ROOM OPENS. Then I will measure what its closest to and set it for quali from that when its re set. Also if the room has a sudden weather change post-race (say for example its 100% wet when race finishes and goes suddenly to sun) I will change weather to reflect the conditions as they should be.

Furi, what if it was all wet in the quali, and suddenly sunny when the race starts? Surely we can't just accept that when it's all random and can ruin it for anyone with wet tires and give free points to those with dry tires?

 

[Furinkazen]

Furi, what if it was all wet in the quali, and suddenly sunny when the race starts? Surely we can't just accept that when it's all random and can ruin it for anyone with wet tires and give free points to those with dry tires?

Well unfortunately that is one thing I cannot control Carb, I know, but it might happen... BTW carried a weather test out earlier and had 2% rain and then was dry.

 

[Carbonox]

Well unfortunately that is one thing I cannot control Carb, I know, but it might happen... BTW carried a weather test out earlier and had 2% rain and then was dry.

I refuse to race in random conditions I have no control over.

 

[Furinkazen]

I refuse to race in random conditions I have no control over.

You can;t control weather...

 

[Carbonox]

You can;t control weather...

I'm saying, if I have inters from quali and it slowly starts to dry out in the race (not immediately, but after a few laps) then it's acceptable. NOT IF IT'S POURING RAIN IN QUALI ONLY FOR THE SUN TO SHINE AT THE START OF THE RACE.

 

[Furinkazen]

I'm saying, if I have inters from quali and it slowly starts to dry out in the race (not immediately, but after a few laps) then it's acceptable. NOT IF IT'S POURING RAIN IN QUALI ONLY FOR THE SUN TO SHINE AT THE START OF THE RACE.

I get ya.

 

[Carbonox]

I vote for red flag and re-starting of the race in proper conditions if the above happens...

 

[Furinkazen]

Don't see how red flagging is sensible really... If it happens it happens....

 

[Carbonox]

Don't see how red flagging is sensible really... If it happens it happens....

It's random and unfair. Do I need to say more?

 

[Furinkazen]

It's random and unfair. Do I need to say more?

And not controllable. And no you don't.

Room opening in about 10 minutes.

 

[neljack]

I might miss a bit more of TOCA than I thought sorry guys

 

[Furinkazen]

Right, opening in two minutes. Clear cache's guys before entering please.

 

[Chqr]

Trollfest open.

 

[Furinkazen]

Outside my house is a rainstorm, but spa is dry, quali @ half past!

 

[neljack]

Think I may have to leave during R1 other than that will be there now 👍