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[W3H5]

Usually in the morning I go for a smoke and the nicotine helps me with my ‘movements’.
I do find that carb heavy food keeps me regular as opposed to meat protein which can crop up at any time.
There’s a chart out there somewhere which helps diagnose your poo poos, let me see if I can find it.

Here’s a handy chart to assess your waste output:

 

[MatskiMonk]

The magnesium supplement I take ensures that pretty much everything that comes out of me is liquid... reasonably sure I could double as a FlowJet for Orange County Choppers.

This is a thread for sharing?

 

[Jimlaad43]

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