Using a newspaper article, describe a typical weekend in your town.

[Pako]

I'll start:


Title: Drag Racing

Someone in Bigfork called in complaining of a “snarly” man who smelled of alcohol. 11:02 p.m. People in the Spotted Bear area were reportedly driving big trucks, shooting guns, drag racing and dumping trash.

You could almost start that article out with, "You might be a redneck if....."

Ok, your turn.

 

[opelgt1969]

Bristol Blotter: Dale Jr. fan "acting strange"






By: Allie Robinson | TriCities.com
Published: August 14, 2012
Updated: August 14, 2012 - 11:35 AM
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Bristol Virginia Police Department
Aug. 9
A Dale Jr. fan was “acting strange” and “trying to get into a customer[’s] vehicle on the lot” on Commonwealth Avenue.
The woman with “strawberry blonde hair” was in a restaurant on Piedmont Avenue, “intoxicated and cursing employees.”
The drunk man was in the room, “trying to start a fight” with the woman on the phone with police.

Bristol Tennessee Police Department

Aug. 7
A “wounded deer” was reported on Tween Hills Forest Trail.

Aug. 8
A woman’s blue bag was turned into the police “as a found item.”
They wanted it, and they wanted it now! Police went to a Windsor Avenue house “in reference to the report of the resident wanting information.”

 

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