--I purposely put up a name for this thread that would get attention--
But I do this for all the right reasons. For the past four days, my own system has been plugged up. I don't know why, but today that all ended and the smell could probably cause the paint to peel from the toilet walls...
I've noticed that when I eat something, it exits me about 18-24 hours later. I produce smelly poop, but I don't think that is unusual; I had roommates for years, male and female, and they all were capable of destroying a bathroom. And while I am certainly capable of producing a flammable atmosphere, none of my roommates ever called me a smelly pig either.
The worst culprits were females! OMG! There is something in their systems that just produces the worst smells! My current female accidentally farted once in bed, and I laughed until the smell hit me...then I ran from the room!
About toilet habits: I was taught that when pooping, I was to hold my penis towards the bowl, so that if I peed that it would go into the toilet. I suspect that other people were not taught this. What do you do with it then? I sometimes leak. When I was 13, I saw my cousin on the toilet and he wasn't pushing his "bean" down at all, he was just sitting there, gripping the toilet.
What do you do with it?
And about wiping: I always use about 3 feet of toilet paper, and roll it into a log that I use to wipe. Well, my best friend growing up used about 3 or 4 sheets, folded them up, and then used these to wipe his butt. His girlfriend told me this and I nearly ran screaming from the room! Needless to say, I didn't shake his hand after that! When I told him why, he was perplexed.
"Do you need more than that to clean your butthole after a good poop?"
The answer to that question is YES. I discovered about 10 years ago that despite the fact that I was very careful about my own personal hygiene, I was actually not. I started to wash my butthole with a white wash cloth after each trip to the toilet, and it was an eye-opener! A good poop can result in me washing with warm water three times after the toilet paper before my butthole is clean, and before the wash cloth is clean too!
The problem with all this is that since I'm so used to keeping that area clean, when on occasion I poop when I normally don't, if I have to work or don't have the ability to wash, the filthy nature of my body bothers me. It feels sticky and distracts me.
I know all of this is funny and disgusting and distracting, but we are all adults here. Why don't we simply have a discussion of stuff that we each deal with [and smell] every day?
But I do this for all the right reasons. For the past four days, my own system has been plugged up. I don't know why, but today that all ended and the smell could probably cause the paint to peel from the toilet walls...
I've noticed that when I eat something, it exits me about 18-24 hours later. I produce smelly poop, but I don't think that is unusual; I had roommates for years, male and female, and they all were capable of destroying a bathroom. And while I am certainly capable of producing a flammable atmosphere, none of my roommates ever called me a smelly pig either.
The worst culprits were females! OMG! There is something in their systems that just produces the worst smells! My current female accidentally farted once in bed, and I laughed until the smell hit me...then I ran from the room!
About toilet habits: I was taught that when pooping, I was to hold my penis towards the bowl, so that if I peed that it would go into the toilet. I suspect that other people were not taught this. What do you do with it then? I sometimes leak. When I was 13, I saw my cousin on the toilet and he wasn't pushing his "bean" down at all, he was just sitting there, gripping the toilet.
What do you do with it?
And about wiping: I always use about 3 feet of toilet paper, and roll it into a log that I use to wipe. Well, my best friend growing up used about 3 or 4 sheets, folded them up, and then used these to wipe his butt. His girlfriend told me this and I nearly ran screaming from the room! Needless to say, I didn't shake his hand after that! When I told him why, he was perplexed.
"Do you need more than that to clean your butthole after a good poop?"
The answer to that question is YES. I discovered about 10 years ago that despite the fact that I was very careful about my own personal hygiene, I was actually not. I started to wash my butthole with a white wash cloth after each trip to the toilet, and it was an eye-opener! A good poop can result in me washing with warm water three times after the toilet paper before my butthole is clean, and before the wash cloth is clean too!
The problem with all this is that since I'm so used to keeping that area clean, when on occasion I poop when I normally don't, if I have to work or don't have the ability to wash, the filthy nature of my body bothers me. It feels sticky and distracts me.
I know all of this is funny and disgusting and distracting, but we are all adults here. Why don't we simply have a discussion of stuff that we each deal with [and smell] every day?
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