What kind of farter are you?

[Viper_Maniac]

What kind of farter are you?

VAIN - A person who loves the smell of his own farts

AMIABLE - A person who loves the smell of other people's farts

PROUD - A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

SHY - A person who releases silent farts and then blushes

IMPUDENT - A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

UNFORTUNATE - A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead

SCIENTIFIC - A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution

NERVOUS - A person who stops in the middle of his fart

HONEST - A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons

DISHONEST - A person who farts and then blames the dog

FOOLISH - A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours

THRIFTY - A person who has several good farts in reserve

ANTI-SOCIAL - A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

STRATEGIC - A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing

SADISTIC - A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate

INTELLECTUAL - A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed

ATHLETIC - A person who farts at the slightest exertion

MISERABLE - A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all

SENSITIVE - A person who farts and then starts crying

Be honest now!

 

[Zero]

Vain, Proud, Shy, impudent, and dishonest.

 

[Brian P]

I'll go for IMPUDENT and SADISTIC

 

[Concept]

:fdevil: SADISTIC :fdevil:

 

[maverick_296]

IMPUDENT - A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

AND PROUD OF IT!!!

toilet humor is one of the best things in the world

 

[Viper_Maniac]

I'll say these are me:
IMPUDENT - A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
DISHONEST - A person who farts and then blames the dog
HONEST - A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons
ATHLETIC - A person who farts at the slightest exertion
STRATEGIC - A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing
THRIFTY - A person who has several good farts in reserve

 

[maverick_296]

HOLY CRAP!!!! THATS A CRACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brian P]

Originally posted by viper_maniac
I'll say these are me:
IMPUDENT - A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
DISHONEST - A person who farts and then blames the dog
HONEST - A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons
ATHLETIC - A person who farts at the slightest exertion
STRATEGIC - A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing
THRIFTY - A person who has several good farts in reserve

 

[SandStorm]

I am all of them!!!!

 

[NocturnalPS]

Dude i bust out with the silent ones walking in crowded areas like the mall or school. Some where where theres lots of people.

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by NocturnalPS
Dude i bust out with the silent ones walking in crowded areas like the mall or school. Some where where theres lots of people.

Thats fun to do.

 

[vat_man]

IMUDENT and THRIFTY.

A fart's no good unless it nearly tears you a new hole.

And, as I am fond of saying, the 'gun's always loaded'...

 

[TAFJonathan]

Impudent, thrifty, dishonest...