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A 90-year-old man goes to a doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
The 90-year-old says: "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and begins:
"I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went: 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell over dead.
What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied ... "My point exactly".
The 90-year-old says: "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and begins:
"I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went: 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell over dead.
What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied ... "My point exactly".
Another great joke barryf1fan. Where do you get your material?
