Who Would You Have A One2One With?

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There was a mobile network years ago called One2One, they got re-branded and are now called something different.

Anyway, one of their advertising campaigns asked "Who would you have a one to one with?" They basically offered free calls to one number from your phone.

The person you choose to have a one to one with can be either living or dead, famous or not. I can be anyone. But don't just give us a name, go into detail and tell us why, we might not know the person you want a one to one with.


To kick things off, I'll tell you mine.

Spike Milligan.

This guy is a legend in my eyes. He was comedian, a writer of poetry, writer of short stories and largely a writer of his times during the war.

He was a comical man, some would say insane. He suffered from manic depression (the same disorder I have) which was made worse by being sent to Italy during WW2. It was at this time he wrote a lot of his works.

During his life he became somewhat famous by working with several comedy troops, some you may know; Monty Python, The Goons. He was a good friend of Peter Sellers.

If you've ever seen The Life Of Brian you will have seen Spike in the gourd scene. He happened to be on holiday in that location at the same time as the film was being shot and he was offered a short roll. He's the guy looking confused after the other followers go off after the shoe and the gourd.

His work has two sides to it. The hilariously funny, light tales of the way he sees things, and the dark, twisted side of his mind which I can only assume was a manifestation of his illness.

Of his many books I don't think there are many I don't own or haven't read. My personal favourites are Small Dreams of a Scorpoin and Hitler; my part in his downfall.

Here's one his poems:

Porridge

Why is there no monument
To Porridge in our land?
It it's good enough to eat,
It's good enough to stand!

On a plinth in London
A statue we should see
Of Porridge made in Scotland
Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E."
(By a young dog of three)

There is a lot more I could say about this unusual, genius of a man, but it may get a bit long winded.

I'd like to have a one to one with spike so I could enjoy his humour first hand, ask him how he coped with Bipolar disorder when it was a relatively unexplored illness. I'd ask him what it was like in Italy during WW2 as my great grandfather was there too, but refused to ever speak about the war.

Here's one more, one that shows the dark side of Spike:

The Soldiers at Lauro

Young are our dead
Like babies they lie
The wombs they blest once
Not healed dry
And yet - too soon
Into each space
A cold earth falls
On colder face.
Quite still they lie
These fresh-cut reeds
Clutched in earth
Like winter seeds
But they will not bloom
When called by spring
To burst with leaf
And blossoming
They sleep on
In silent dust
As crosses rot
And helmets rust.​

R.I.P Spike.
 
Helen Keller

No, but seriously, probably Kazunori Yamauchi so I could ask him his plans for all future DLC so we can stop wishlist threads.
 
Chase Jarvis

He's a well known photographer. He's worked with Pepsi, Apple, Nike, and more. He's won a crap load of awards. I want to call him and ask for an internship, haha.
 
Geez, this is tough! I don't know if I could only choose one person. A few good candidates that come to my mind right now are Abraham Lincoln or Darwin.
 
This one is easy to answer quick, hard to answer after thought. In fact, it's been buried, though everyone is virtually still in the room.:)

My first thought was Einstein, then Beethoven, then Norma Jeane Baker . . but soon so many others came to mind - Krishnamurthi, Lennon, Gautama Buddha, Hermes.. . .

I finally decided that Da Vinci was the one I would follow all day, fascinated, till he chased me away.
 
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Inb4 "Famine"

Seriously, it's really hard to say. There's some Montreal Canadiens greats I'd like to talk to, Jean Beliveau in particular. He really was the embodiment of class, and one hell of a player.

I'd like to talk to Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs Spenny, he's rather hard to describe, I'd recommend just looking for clips from the show on Youtube.

I'd also like to have spoken to Jack Layton after becoming the leader of Canada's official opposition. He was a funny guy for a politician, and while we're polar opposites politically, I always respected him more than the other party leaders. The only other politician is Ron Paul, for reasons well documented on this forum.

Then of course you get in to the science fields, Charles Darwin, Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking, they'd all be great and inspiring people to talk to. And then there's guys like Bill Gates, he'd have quite a story.

The only other person would be my grandmother on my mom's side. She died before I was born, and I really wish I could have met her. Also, my grandfather on my mom's side. While I did know him, he died when I was 12 and was developing Alzheimers before that. So by the time I got to the age to really sit down and talk to him, he didn't know my name. I could tell though, even in that state he was a very kind and caring man. It'd be nice to speak to him without Alzheimers now that I'm a little older (17).

Great thread Shem 👍
 
Thom (MazdaPrice to you and me). A great bloke, always in a good mood and has incredibly detailed and valued opinions. I know I can trust him with pretty much anything that I say. The same applies for my uncle, Pie.
 
If this deal made calls to the dead, I'd definetly have a chat with Tupac Shakur, I respect his work so much and I can relate to alot of it.

If said deal didn't connect(?), I'd have a chat with Jenson Button, he seems like a bloke you could have a beer with and he'd be an awesome conversation, and he's fast! What else could you ask for?
 
Hmm.

I would go for Button as well. Seems like a great pub guy that you could have great talks to.
 
Tom
Thom (MazdaPrice to you and me). A great bloke, always in a good mood and has incredibly detailed and valued opinions. I know I can trust him with pretty much anything that I say. The same applies for my uncle, Pie.

Ha, out of all the people who have ever lived? Thanks!

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I'd love to have had a one to one with Richard Nixon. I find him so enigmatic.
 
Hmm, this is pretty difficult for me to choose. I guess I would choose Moses as a top person on my list. I'd also like to have a chat with Napoleon as well.
 
British actor Tom Hardy. Came from a good background in south London but fell into crime at an early age, then became addicted to drugs and alcohol. Fought all this to now become arguably the best actor in the world (currently) and an ambassador for the Princes trust, working with troubled kids and helping them to get on the right path. Good man.
 
Carrol Shelby, he is a ****ing legend both on and off the track. He headed the Cobra, the Daytona Coupe, the GT40 and various projects among the big 3.
 
So difficult to choose, so I'll go with a generic answer:

Kazunori Yamauchi : whom I have a lot of questions to ask, and explanations needed :sly:
 
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Hmm, this is pretty difficult for me to choose. I guess I would choose Moses as a top person on my list. I'd also like to have a chat with Napoleon as well.

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If Biblical figures were not possible (I'd have to learn Hebrew anyway :lol: ), then most definitely C.S. Lewis. I'd love to hear him share his wisdom and how his views are of the current situation of the world.
 
Depends how far we stretch the rules.

Bill Hicks during his time or can I drag him into the present day to get his take on life in the 21st century?
 
Sebastian Vettel

In his first year driving for Red Bull in 2009, Vettel finished the season as the youngest-ever World Drivers' championship runner-up. He also secured Red Bull's first pole position and race win in the team's history. The following year he went on to become the youngest driver ever to win the World Drivers' Championship. In the same year he helped Red Bull win the team's first World Constructors' Championship. He followed up his first championship with a second in 2011, becoming the youngest double as well as youngest consecutive champion.

Vettel holds numerous other "youngest" Formula One records, among them: the youngest driver to have taken part in an official practice session of a Grand Prix, to score championship points, to lead a race, to secure pole position, and to win a race.
 
I don't know why you guys want to talk to race car drivers so badly. I think you'd be sorely disappointed.

Is the idea here that we can call this person any time and that the person will want to talk to us and have a conversation? Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

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One of the main defenders of freedom this country still has, and someone with a unique point of view on the most critical issues in US government. The US supreme court is a critical part of our nation's defenses against tyranny, and it has been failing to defend us. I'd love to hear his take on what has been arguably the most important storyline in US history.
 
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If Biblical figures were not possible (I'd have to learn Hebrew anyway :lol: ), then most definitely C.S. Lewis. I'd love to hear him share his wisdom and how his views are of the current situation of the world.

I have one up on you then. I know Hebrew as long as I don't get locked in a conversation with Israelis (they know English and will reply to you in Hebrew VERY quickly :dopey:).
 
Ha, out of all the people who have ever lived? Thanks!

Well yes, my dad isn't really a "sit-down and chat" style of person. I can talk to you about anything and it's just like chatting with an old friend (even if we've only been talking to each other for a few months). I'm making this sound like a ridiculous romantic film, aren't I?
 
There is no one else in the world than some guy you met on the internet? :odd:

It's not necessarily that. I find it extremely difficult to pour out what I'm feeling P2P, whilst talking to Thom on the Book of Faces or chatting over Skype, it seems somewhat easier if you see where I'm going with this.
 
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