Woman arrested with 3,500 blades

[CAMAROBOY69]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-c...orida-woman-who-had-more-3-500-blades-n429841

 

[catamount39]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-c...orida-woman-who-had-more-3-500-blades-n429841

Just....wat?!

 

[CAMAROBOY69]

@catamount39 I know right?!

 

[Robin]

I guess everyone has to have a hobby

 

[Dennisch]

Florida woman

Figures.

 

[catamount39]

Figures.

 

[IforceV8]

How can it be a true Florida story with no mention of meth?

 

[catamount39]

How can it be a true Florida story with no mention of meth?

They don't need to mention it if it's a known fact.

 

[JKgo]

...Where did she get the cash to buy those weapons? Government grant? Huh.

 

[Dennisch]

...Where did she get the cash to buy those weapons? Government grant? Huh.

Buy 1, get 3499 for free at Walmart.

 

[Blitz24]

Buy 1, get 3499 for free at Walmart.*

*Price and participation may vary, offer only valid for women living in state of Florida.

 

[RACECAR]

Well they are right about one thing: This is indeed stranger then fiction.

 

[ImaRobot]

The limbs hanging from all different areas is a nice touch

 

[Joey D]

So is that chain around her neck some kind of restraint the police put on her or is it some chain from the hardware store that's used to hang up lights that she mistook for a necklace? I honestly don't know.

 

[rono_thomas]

Was going to make a joke something like the worlds biggest cutlery drawer but really, 3500 knives , I'm actually disturbed.

 

[CTznOfTime]

I didnt read the story, but Whats wrong with owning thousands of knives?

Maybe the door to door sales man was able to make a fortune out of her?

As long as she doesnt use them on anyone or all at once... Not sure what the deal is here...

 

[Joey D]

I didnt read the story, but Whats wrong with owning thousands of knives?

Maybe the door to door sales man was able to make a fortune out of her?

As long as she doesnt use them on anyone or all at once... Not sure what the deal is here...

She was going around her neighborhood vandalizing homes with knives and hatches, which is why she was being investigated by police. When the police showed up to issue an arrest warrant, she reportedly tried to attack the offices with blades as well.

 

[Spacegoat]

Figures.

Yeah, no more needs to be said really.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

When did we start making threads for every single news story we find?

 

[jimipitbull]

When did we start making threads for every single news story we find?

If you ask him nicely, the OP might add a poll

 

[TenEightyOne]

When did we start making threads for every single news story we find?

Good point. This would probably fit in the "Murica, Hell Yeehaw" thread.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Good point. This would probably fit in the "Murica, Hell Yeehaw" thread.

To be fair, most things would.

 

[kikie]

Pssst, aren't you guys afraid of a Floridian moderator on GTP with a banhammer collection?


/joke

 

[Dennisch]

Pssst, aren't you guys afraid of a Floridian moderator on GTP with a banhammer collection?


/joke

He's gone, on a sabbatical.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Buy 1, get 3499 for free at Walmart.

With Coupon as well.

 

[Vegard]

He's gone, on a sabbatical.

Sabbatical you say. Was he by any chance into blades?

 

[nk4e]

When did we start making threads for every single news story we find?

Maybe America get its own "strange and funny news" thread.

 

[Cowboy]

3,500 bladed weapons? Holy 🤬!

 

[Pupik]

Pssst, aren't you guys afraid of a Floridian moderator on GTP with a banhammer collection?

You mean, "banknife collection".