You know you play too much GT7 when...

[jrbabbitt]

You nail the apex points of the on ramp when you drive home from work...

 

[Gt79]

Ah I thought it be about not able to sell your car, sigh

 

[BossBattle]

edited as per OP request.

 

[Gt79]

Actually I heard French people don't sell their cars, they just drive them till the wheels fall of then buy a new one, they don't fix them either, all bend up an sheet

 

[RedVission]

You buy a lottery ticket and expect to win 2,000 or 5,000

 

[jrbabbitt]

Ah I thought it be about not able to sell your car, sigh

That’s the only feature I wish was implemented in the real world.

“Sorry, honey! Can’t sell it. Discarding would be a waste. Looks like we gotta keep it…”

Actually I heard French people don't sell their cars, they just drive them till the wheels fall of then buy a new one, they don't fix them either, all bend up an sheet

Your posts are NOT applicable to the intent of this thread... please remove them

 

[BossBattle]

Your posts are NOT applicable to the intent of this thread... please remove them

Wait..you’re the thread starter.

This is supposed to be a joke thread, right? I even used the laugh react on your first post.

Sorry for the offense! 😳

 

[TheBigMan045]

Your dreams revolve around livery ideas

 

[Brend]

You expect your monthly work paycheck to change in value based on the long term vision of the company on the given month you receive it.

 

[Supaboost]

When taking the wife out for dinner and a movie costs less and wastes less time then a desirable race car in GT7

 

[Talon16]

Bumping this old thread because I was going to make a new one with the same concept. Figured there'd be some good ones now that the game has been out for a bit. I'll add:

-You're passing someone on the freeway and wholeheartedly expect them to smash you off the road.

-You see a Ferrari on the road and want to try it in GT7, only to realize you can't afford it there either.

-You win the lottery, but rather than money you get some cam shafts for a Honda Fit.

Your turn. And, go.............

 

[MIE1992]

You've never obtained a bronze medal in the online time trials, only either silver or gold. (I can personally attest to this, with seven silvers and one gold! That's a total of 9m credits won via the online time trials, for me.)

 

[BigSarj]

You see a Ferrari on the road and want to try it in GT7, only to realize you can't afford it there either.

Dude, that point about the Ferrari..that is some dark, dark comedy, man.

Edit - I guess I should add one. I can't think of a funny one just yet but one that rings true for me is coming across advertising on billboards, TV, or my phone and debating whether it would look good on a livery.

 

[Dave A]

When I see the loading screen on my TV.

 

[NW_Saint]

When you pull into the gas station expecting your car to be jacked for a tire change, window cleaning, and a cool drink within 20 seconds!


NW.

 

[SnakeOfBacon]

When you start mouthing incorrect, nonsense French lyrics along to Brand Central music.

"Shpall au von von von von..."
"Shooba doo, da racing mo, shooba dooba doo por quoi"

 

[Boxster]

When you are about to pay in a shop and you ask yourself how long you have to grind to earn those credits.

 

[hyperspeed980]

When you start noticing how good the reflections are on the other cars on the road.

 

[Bullwinkle]

Bumping this old thread because I was going to make a new one with the same concept. Figured there'd be some good ones now that the game has been out for a bit. I'll add:

-You're passing someone on the freeway and wholeheartedly expect them to smash you off the road.

-You see a Ferrari on the road and want to try it in GT7, only to realize you can't afford it there either.

-You win the lottery, but rather than money you get some cam shafts for a Honda Fit.

Your turn. And, go.............

Every time it rains I get super stressed because I’m sure I’m about to fly off the road and take three cars with me.

To be fair, every time I’m in St. Louis in the rain one of the interstates is closed down due to a collision of some sort. Every. Single. Time.

So, sadly, I guess I’m not all that far off. . .

 

[Urinal2001]

Nah man, it's when you're hitting the apexs in Tesco, and giving the trolley a Scandinavian flick through IKEA aisles...

 

[HarVee]

When you go to the DMV and you starting humming "La la la la la la la, I wanna get in your head".

 

[Remy Zero]

There's such thing as playing too much GT 7? lol..

 

[Sunzi]

Left foot braking in my automatic yaris

 

[Nielsen]

The other day me and my class mates at university were casually discussing video game music, and someone randomly brought up his fond memories old-school Gran Turismo jazz music on the PS2. Then a few moments later I said: “I actually played Gran Turismo earlier this morning”. For some reason everyone looked at me in disbelief, and it made me question myself whether I’m too deep into this after all these years.