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Results - Raising the Bonds
* Race history - behind the scenes of Raising the Bonds
* The cars and tunes
* Race rules and information
* Participants and car choice
* Driver groups and race times
Results - Raising the Bonds
We now got the points from our Raising the Bonds event. BMW 89 points Vs Aston Martins 47 something. Congrats to all drivers making BMW doing well. But....................
What you all probably forgot is that speed is not all you need in a Bond car.
Bring out the Top Gear Cool Wall. Now we need to check the cars against the "Seriously Uncool", "Uncool", "Cool", and "Sub Zero". Of course an important part of each car's coolness factor rests on the extent to which it will impress Kristin Scott Thomas and Fiona Bruce.
We all know that the Aston Martin DB9 is too cool even to be classified as "Sub-Zero" and that Its so hot It even needs a separate fridge to cool down. T&L have been in contact with Mr Clarkson to get the difference in points between the seriously uncool and the fridge. His answere was short:
"The difference between just Sub Zero and the fridge is 1 000. 000. 000. 000. 000. 000. 000 points. And - because BMW drivers got a small “penis” they should get negative points." However he was not abel to get Hammond on board on this one.
This brings out the following result:
BMW M3 89 points Vs Aston Martin DB9 1 000. 000. 000. 000. 000. 000. 047 points
The winner is ASTON MARTIN DB9
(BTW M called: "I'm gonna put 007 on to you if the DB9 dont make this marchbrown")
Race videos by 007 AutoAki
Race 1 mayday group- directors cut
Race 2 mayday group- directors cut
Race 5 mayday group- directors cut
RAISING THE BONDS GROUP DIVISIONS
Race Times:
Group 1 - Honey: 06/21/36/51 - starting 21.06 GMT
Group 2 - Mayday: 11/26/41/56 - starting 21.11 GMT
Group 3 - Xenia: 16/31/46/01 - starting 21.16 GMT
Honey Ryder Group - 06/21/36/51
Played by Ursula Andress
Dr. No offers a memorable moment when Honey Ryder, the first Bond girl ever,
emerges from the sea in a skimpy white bikini singing "Under-neath the Mango Tree".
Ursula Andress set a standard for all Bond girls to follow.
GTP_Synwraith-DB9-T&L Host
GTP_Scooby-M3
GTP_Hyperuk-M3
GTP_Theewar-DB9-T&L Host
GTP_Jackstanley-M3
GTP_ledhendrix-DB9
GTP_MilkieDj-m3
GTP_L2PK - DB9
MayDay Group - 11/26/41/56
Played by Grace Jones
MayDay is Max Zorin's outrageous henchwoman that kills Bond's contact in Paris.
Bond chases her up the Eiffel Tower only to see her dramatically escape by skydiving.
Finally, after realizing Zorin has betrayed her, MayDay gives her life to stop the villain's plan.
GTP_Marchbrown-DB9-T&L Host
GTP_Fair-play-plz-M3-T&L Host
GTP_Bollocks-M3
GTP_MJH-DB9
GTP_Mr Geez-DB9-T&L Host
GTP_Wayne-M3
Autoaki-M3
GTP_Blitz187-DB9
Xenia Onatopp Group - 16/31/46/01
Played by Famke Janssen
Onatopp is a KGB assassin now working for the Janus syndicate and is a very memorable character.
She kills her victims by crushing them to death with her shapely thighs.
GTP_Stealthwinnr-DB9-T&L Host
GTP_PrudentBear-M3
GTP_Ardius-DB9
GTP_Wanna B-M3
GTP_GrimReaper-DB9
GTP_Graffen-M3-T&L Host
GTP_Hun-DB9-T&L Host
GTP_Jvm-M3
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