Random Facts about Yourself

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Famine
The bit where the current boyfriend finds out about it, and he gets his testicles mailed back to him.
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Hmmm, that would smart a bit.
 
kranzx
i'm a jerk and i hurt her a lot in the past ..

she still loves me even her bf is treating her like a princess ..

i'm screwing things up ..

sorry i'll say no more ..
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how did you hurt her?
 
No a machette, everyone know he hurt her with a machette.
Heres a random fact, I don't care.
 
so let me get this straight. he was already seeing someone and so was his ex, however, the two of them got together and he feels bad because of what he did to her in the past (in which he hurt her with that weapon mentioned or so I read)and despite that, she still loves him. is that how the story goes?
 
not physically.. i mean i hurt her feelings so bad until she went out and got drunk and at that time i wasnt really care
 
kranzx
not physically.. i mean i hurt her feelings so bad until she went out and got drunk and at that time i wasnt really care
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ok, thats what happened. and does her BF and your GF know about this?
 
Quick check - are his goolies still attached to his body? Yep? Then I'd say no, they don't know about it.
 
Why is this conversation being had here, there better places and way to talk about it.

Another fact, I woke up at 9:30 this morning.
 
So if you fool around with someone elses girlfriend then you can expect to lose your testicles?
 
daan
So if you fool around with someone elses girlfriend then you can expect to lose your testicles?
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If it's mine, yes...

:lol:
 
You'd lose them in my case, I'd be the slit the sack open and pour in some sulphuric acid type guy.

Damn that WOULD be painful.
 
If I get into photography for school next year, which I'm pretty sure I will, I will get to go to the Australian F1 GP. :D
 
This is how I looked about 18 months ago
 

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My latest fact-

I've completed Soul Calibur II Weapon Master mode with this lil' lady thrice.

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and this young chappie once...
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ExigeExcel
Motorbike accident?
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I would think a motorbike accident would have more burn or "skid" marks, wouldn't it? Unless, of course, one would be wearing the proper equipment.

But no, nothing to do with that. I was kidnapped by the Venezuelan National Guard (Civil division of the Army). Spent a total of 2 hours with them, being beat up with batons, swords (the flat side), helmets, kicks, punches, and other military paraphernalia. They also detonated a tear gas bomb inside a closed truck with myself inside and some other Guards using gas masks while they beat me some more. In total, about 30 guards beat me up.

My wife witnessed the "pick up", while they beat me on the street in front of her and shot machine guns and tear gas at the surrounding houses. After that the shoved me into the truck and later literally dropped me off at the highway, where they proceeded to kick me some more and even shot at me... I'm still not sure if they missed on purpose.

After the ordeal I spent six hours at the ICU, two weeks on a wheel chair, a month with a cane and about two with an ankle brace. Had many traumas (encephalic, lumbar, abdominal, pulmonary, liver, etc.), bruises all over and you get the picture, so to speak. No broken bones, though... thanks to being a big guy, or so the doctor said.

On a side note, it's important to know that neither before nor after this have I been a political activist, and in no means was my kidnapping pin pointed... just was in the wrong place at the wrong time... and I belonged to the wrong type of people: the government opposition.

And that's about it.
 
Diego440
I would think a motorbike accident would have more burn or "skid" marks, wouldn't it? Unless, of course, one would be wearing the proper equipment.
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It only came to my mind because all the marks were on one side. And the only time I've seen those injuries is after a slide on Tarmac/concrete. And you'd have to be going hella fast to get that much.

But the actual way you got them, that's some serious twisted ****e.
 
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