Fail?? I think it's a great idea myself. We all need a good laugh, don't we? I mean, they could have some cracking rides like "Triceratops Racing" (presumably a sport that we humans used to indulge in when we used to ride Triceratopses like they were horses, complete with dino-saddles) or a "Time Machine" ride that takes you on a magical whistle-stop tour of the whole of human history (short version). The managing director of Chessington World of Adventure is surely going to be quaking in his boots this Christmas - I mean, how on Earth is
Griffin's Galleon (in the "Land of the Dragons" section at CWOA) supposed to compare to the
Bloodied Jesus And The Nasty Romans attraction? There could even be a high-tech booth called "Have A Talk With God" where you can actually speak to Ken Ham on Skype. Fail? FAIL? How can it possibly fail?
I tip my hat to Peter Jones. He's right. The last time I went to Alton Towers, the place was literally awash with the vomit of children who had binge-drunk themselves into a coma. What these delinquent scum need is some proper, wholesome activities to take their minds off the drugs, alcohol and underage sex, and focus their minds on being proper human beings who don't do that sort of thing. These wholesome activities include such instructional videos and workshops as "Boycott A Biology Class", "I'm No Kin To A Monkey, No-No-No!! (and a monkey's no kin to me, yeah yeah yeah!)" and "How To Trap Baby Dinosaurs And House Them On A Boat For 40 Days" (you could even build the boat yourself with stuff left over from the old B&Q store they have!). And you think people won't be interested in
that? I can tell you, I'd pay a fiver for that last workshop alone (you never know when it might come in handy)... and if that's not enough, the evening's entertainment comes complete with a concert by
Jesus Cross and The Cruel Nails. Fail? No chance. For as long as Britons have a sense of humour, Creationism will always have a special place in our hearts.
This is the real brass-tacks of the problem. It is not about biology, evolution, statistics, Darwin, DNA or Dawkins - it's pure and simple scape-goating. They seek to blame all of society's ills on 'evolutionists', 'materialists', 'atheists', purveyors of sex and violence on the TV, binge-drinkers (I blame Wetherspoons personally) and other assorted nefarious scum as if there own agendas and policies are any better. Why do they beat around the bush complaining about evolution and not just cut to the chase and tell us exactly how
they think we should live our lives? By coupling the good name and ancient traditions of Christianity in the UK with the abhorrent joke that is modern-day Creationism, these guys are taking one hell of a risk. Why must a Christian theme park denounce the science of evolution as if it is a fraudulent scam? Since when did Christianity equate to Creationism?
There's one sure-fire way of losing your own credibility and that is to treat people like they are thick. Knowingly and brazenly lying to people's faces and treating people as if they are dumb is pretty far from the moral ideal that I thought Christianity was supposed to be all about... apparently the AH Trust disagree.
Ha, the irony is beautiful. Who needs Chuck Darwin when you have Craig Venter?
Footnote: This is my 7000th post at GTP, and my 250th in this thread 👍